Krista: Hello everyone! Welcome to my spoof page, where everything is an offense!

Mina: You are an offense num nut!

Krista: Shut up bitch!

Mina: Fuck you. Or what I mean to say is, FUCK TROWA! Which I believe you were doing last night!

Krista: I WAS NOT!

Mina: Right, then what was all that groaning I heard in Trowa's room?!

Krista: But I wasn't in Trowa's room last night.

Mina & Krista: …….

Krista: TROWA!!!!!!

Trowa: Yes Dear?

Krista: Don't you yes dear me! Who the HELL was in your room last night!

Trowa: Uh…No one, I swear baby!

Krista: (Marches to his bedroom and breaks it down) WHAT THE FU…

Quatre: Er…Hi there!

Krista: (passes out)

Mina: HAHAHAHAHA! Sucks to be you! HAHAHAHAHA…ha…ha?

Duo: (Walks by wearing a sequence dress and heels)

Mina: THAT'S MY DRESS!

Duo: Yeah, but it looks better on me!

Mina: (Jumps Duo and starts to choke him)

Krista: Okay, FINE! I don't need you! Or the both of you! Where's Treize!?

Teize: You called?

Krista: Yes I did, I demand lovin! AT ONCE!

Treize: You know I'm only using you for pleasure purposes and I'm probably going to be thinking of someone else while I'm doing so and call you by some other name.

Krista: ……Okay

Mina: (Still choking Duo) HOW DARE YOU WEAR MY DRESS!

Duo: But it fits better on me, you just stretched it out!

Mina: WHAT!?

Heero: (Holding a video camera) Oh yeah, that's it get angry! Now rip his dress off and take off your shirt!

Mina: (Stops and turns back towards Heero)

Heero: Mina, I'm not feeling the anger…

Mina: (Getting up) Oh you will feel anger, GET OVER HERE!

Heero: (Screams like a girl and runs)

Zechs: (Brushing his hair and looking in a mirror) I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty!

Mina: Where did you come from? And is that my brush!?

Krista: WHAAAA!!! I don't like this spoof! Trowa's sticking it up Quatre's ass and Treize is thinking of anyone but me!

Mina: Tell me about it!

Krista: Well this spoof is officially over!

Quatre: Cuz you're not getting any action?

Krista: When did you get a mouth?

Quatre: When I got your man!

Duo: BURN!

Mina: SHUT THE HELL UP DRAG QUEEN!

Krista: Excuse me?

Quatre: You heard me. I know you're stupid, not death!

Krista: THAT'S IT! (Starts to have bitch fight with Quatre)

Heero: (With the video camera) Oh yeah, that's it! Get on top of him! Oh baby, work it!

Mina: Screw you guys, I'm going to Revolutionary Girl Utena! Akio knows how to treat a real lady!

Zechs: Yeah, when he's fucking his sister.

Mina: (Huge vein forming on her head)

Duo: I'm hungry!

Trowa: You're always hungry

Duo: Ooo a cupcake!

Mina: THAT'S MINE!

Duo: (Stuffs it in his mouth)

Mina: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Krista: THIS ENDS NOW! (Reaches for the delete button)

Gundam Boys: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!…..

Krista: Sorry you had to witness that, this was suppose to be about Vampire Wars! Instead, it ended with…I don't even want to think about it! Hope it doesn't scare you off, cuz in the chapter to come: Krista is leaving, but why doesn't Mina care? "I thought we were friends Mina?" Krista spoke, trying not to show her tears. "Yeah, well you thought wrong…" Mina answered back and walked out the door. Now doesn't that make you want to read more!? LOL! All this in my next chapter: "I'll Remember"

SEE YA!!!!