Krista: It's the spectacular spoof page again!

Mina: WHAT!? YOU MADE ANOTHER ONE?! Didn't you learn from last time?

Krista: (Whimpers) I know, but he made me!

Mina: Who?

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

Mina: Huh? Where did you come from?

Wufei: How dare you not have me in the first spoof! INJUSTICE!

Krista: He forced me to make another one with him mostly in it!

Mina: Listen you! I don't know who you think you are but you can't…HEY!

Wufei: (Poking her with his sword)

Mina: STOP THAT!

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

Krista: Make him go away!

Mina: (Gets a broom) SHOO! SHOO!

Wufei: (Runs away) INJUSTICE!

Krista: Phew that was close. Now I can end this evil page of…

Duo: WE'RE HERE!

Mina & Krista: Oh no…

Heero: For some reason we didn't get the message you were doing another spoof page?

Duo: Ya, but Wufei gave us all the details just now!

Trowa: Yet he seemed to be laughing madly and mumbling something about us being doomed?

Quatre: Don't worry baby, he was just talking about that thing. (points to Krista)

Krista: GRRRRRR!!! Listen you, I'm in no mood to put up with your shit today so just SHUT THE HELL UP!

Treize: Is it that time of the month again?

Krista: NO IT'S NOT! WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS SAY THAT WHENEVER A GIRL IS PISSED OFF!?

Treize: Well are you?

Krista: Well…yeah, but that's NOT THE POINT!

Zechs: Yes it is because it's true. Whenever the women gets cranky it's usual because she's on her period.

Duo: Well in that case, Mina must be on hers all the time cuz she's always…AHHHHHH!!!!

Mina: (Chasing him with the broom)

Heero: (Holding the video camera) Oh yeah! Kinky Broom Sex here we come!

Mina: (Now heads straight for the camera)

Heero: AHHHH!!! ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSSION!

Mina: (Destroys the camera)

Heero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….oh well

Trowa: Hey guys, do you here something?

Quatre: What is that?

Treize: It sounds like a…

Krista: Holy…

Mina: Fuck-A-Roni!

Wufei: (In the Shenlong) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! INJUSTICE!!!

Duo: (Jumps in Mina's arms) Save me!

Mina: (Just drops him) Wufei! Get out right now before you ruin the carpet!

Wufei: HAHAHAHAHA! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL NOT TO MAKE A FOOL OF WUFEI CHANG! (Takes out his snake arm)

Duo: (Screams like a girl and pushes Heero down)

Quatre: This is not good…Want to make out Trowa?

Trowa: Okay! (Starts to make out)

Krista: Wufei! I'm going to count to three and you better come out! One…..Two…..

Treize: I don't think that's going to work.

Krista: Sure it will! ( doesn't realize he's pointing it right at her)

Treize: Okay…(walks out of the way)

Krista: Three!

"BOOM!"

Krista: (Burnt to a crisp) Ouch…

Mina: How dare you do that! Now I have to get a new carpet!

Zechs: Shouldn't you be caring about your friend?

Mina: Shouldn't you be brushing your hair?

Zechs: Oh my Gosh! It is time! (takes out a brush)

Wufei: HAHAHAHA! NOW THAT'S JUSTICE!

Mina: You're going to pay for what you did to my carpet!…I mean friend!

Wufei: Oooo I'm scared what are you going to do? Beat me with your nail filer? AHAHAHAHAHA! (Aims snake arm at her)

Mina: (Just stands there calmly)

Wufei: AHAHAHAHAHA! PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH!

Mina: As if! (Kicks the shenlong's leg)

Wufei: WHAT THE…

(Shenlong just falls apart and lands on top of Trowa and Quatre)

Duo: HOORAY I'M SAVED!

Heero: Mission complete

Zechs: I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty…

Treize: (Talking to some random chick) So if you're not doing anything tonight, I was thinking…

Wufei: WHAAAAA!!! YOU RUINED MY NATAKU! INJUSTICE!

Mina: Oh cry me a river ya big baby!

Krista: What's going on?

Mina: You were going to end this dang spoof page!

Krista: I was? How come my head hurts?

Trowa & Quatre: Help…us…

Krista: Oh well, guess I can end it now. Want to go get a snow cone?

Mina: Okay

(Both leave leaving them underneath the rubble)!



As you can see my mind goes blah when I write this crap! LOL! Oh well, it means no harm! Next chapter: Krista goes home, but doesn't realized she was followed. Poor Quatre misses her, and Duo gets a confession out of Mina! What confession could that be? All this and more in the next chapter to come (Haven't thought a title for it yet)!