Also not mine. *wishwishwishwish*

Willow gazed at her nails, now various shades of dark reds and purples.  She had discarded 7 shades out of ten already, and was definitly buying 2, but wasn't sure about one. She and Jeff had kept Lucy running all over the store, while Willow tried on various outfits. A sales girl held up seomthing and Willow started to wave her away and then stopped.

"Are those leather chaps?" She breathed, and the girl nodded. Willow giggled and grabbed the chaps and headed for the change room. Jeff sat up and stared at the dressing room door. Willow had already modeled outfits that revealed that her underthings weren't much more than red string and sparkles. He could hear noises of glee coming from the dressing room. Willows shoes came off, and Jeff took a deep breath. Then he sighed and Lucy tossed a pair or red short shorts into the room. Willow had turned them down earlier. "thanks Lucy!" Willow called, and Jeff sighed. Suddenly Trish appeared before him with Edge barely recognizable behind her, bearing a mound of clothes.

"Where the hell are all the salespeople?" She snapped at Edge. We've seen three and they were all busy with customers. She stopped when she noticed Jeff. "oh hey, how's Willow doing?" Willow in the changing room recognized the voice.

"Trish you gotta see these leather chaps!" Willow cried from in the dressing room.

"ohh! You found leather chaps?!" Trish cried, racing over to the door. "Where?"

"No clue, ask Tasha, she found them for me." Willow said then laughed. "Oh my god! I look soo good." She opened the door and Jeff crained his head to see, but trish was in the way. Lucy and Tasha Joined Trish at the door in with a flutter of giggles. The moved aside for one second and Jeffs mouth dropped open. Willow had Takers leather vest on, the chaps and the red shorts, she looked like she belonged in Playboy. Edge dropped the pile of clothing on the floor and removed his sunglasses. From behind him came an incredulous voice.

"Willow, are you wearing leather?" Anya asked, looking rather like she'd been hit on the back of her head with  a board. "Quick say something about puppies? Prove your good Willow." Willow let out a squeal of glee and threw herself past Edge to hug Anya.

"Anya! What are you doing here?!?" Willow cried as Edge and  Jeff shared a single dirty thought and grinned at each other in perfect accord.

"Shopping. Didn't I tell you guys that I was coming here last week?" Anya asked. "What are you doing here if I might ask you a question? Now either say something about puppies or start licking my neck so i can figure you out." Edge and Jeff exchanged another grin, and another look and dirty thought.

"I'm sure there's a story behind that too. When do we get to hear that one?" Trish asked with a sardonic grin.

"Puppies are cute and cuddly, and i would never want to hurt them at all." Willow grinned at Anya and stepped back. "I'm power shopping." Anya looked her up and down.

"Repeat your sentence about puppies?" Anya asked, then grinned. "Looks good on ya." Trish slapped Jeff and Edge upside of their respective heads. They wipe the grins off of their faces and Edge hastily picked up the clothes he had dropped.

Willow grinned at Trish. "I've been trying stuff on since we got here. You try your stuff on while Anya and I catch up, then we can move on." She cocked her head to the side and smiled at Edge and Jeff. "Sound good?" Trish headed for one of the dressing rooms, and Lucy began gathering Willows soon to be purchases.