JURASSIC PARKERS
A SHORT COMEDY STORY
NOTE: All of the characters in this story DO NOT belong to me, but they belong to the awfully talented people who created them. For example, Zoids, Gundam Wing, Kim Possible, Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings, Jurassic Park.
Main Characters Bit Cloud (Zoids) - The Cool and Collected One
Jamie Hemeros (Zoids) - The Know-it All
Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing) - The Sarcastic One
Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible) - The Scaredy-Cat
Harry Potter - The Quiet One
Brad Hunter (Zoids) - The Non-Believer
More characters will come along in the story.an example of the variety. Lord Of The Rings.more Gundam Wing.Cardcaptors.more Zoids. (NOTE: People who have a soft spot for any of the characters that I have mentioned and don't like seeing them get killed shouldn't read this.Especially Heero Yuy...sorry it's pretty sad)
Chapter 1 Corrupt Dinosaur Pitfall
'Do you really think we should be doing this Jamie?' Ron cried, as the helicopter shot towards the cliff face.
'Why not!?'
He looked down at the tiny pink naked mole rat on his lap. It was quivering and looking around uncertainly.
'Yeah, I agree Rufus..I agree'
The island edged closer and closer, and Ron and Rufus began to shake harder.
'Would you stop shivering! The helicopter will drop right of the sky if you don't stop!'
'Gee, thanks for the comforting info' Ron replied harshly, and Jamie shrugged,
Bit Cloud leant over and looked around at all of the people crammed into the back of the military helicopter.
'Bit, does Jamie know where he's taking us?' Duo Maxwell called out, and Bit smiled,
'Of course!!'
Another kid by the name of Harry Potter stood up,
'WAIT! You know where we're going don't you?!' He cried and Bit grinned back,
'WHERE ARE WE GOING?!' They all yelled in unison. Duo Maxwell, Ron Stoppable, Harry Potter, and Brad Hunter all stared at him for an answer.
'And what on earth is in those crates?' Ron snapped,
'You'll see when we get to the island'
'Island? Why doesn't this sound so good?' Brad insisted, shaking his head.
'It isn't covered in giant lizards is it?' Ron bleated, and Bit and Jamie laughed, 'I wouldn't be surprised'
They all glanced at each other, and Duo got up,
'That's it! Let me off!' He yelled at them, and everyone started talking at once.
'SHUT UP!' Jamie demanded, and they all fell silent.
'You know, it's funny! I'd swear you were taking us to Isla Sorna!' Ron laughed and patted his rat, as it giggled along.
'What's that?' Harry asked nervously,
'You haven't heard of Isla Sorna?? The place where the dinosaurs are meant to roam?? You know?? Jurassic Park!!?' Ron continued,
Brad looked up,
'Yeah, but there's no such thing as dinosaurs any more! They died out millions of years ago!'
At that moment a huge screech sounded, and the four boys huddled together.
'What was that!?' Ron shivered,
'Just a friend' Jamie smiled back, and Bit laughed,
'This is not funny Bit Cloud! Get us out of here right now!' Duo demanded, grabbing Bit's shoulder,
'You'll all just a bunch of sissies!!'
Ron raised his hand slightly,
'Well I know I am'
They all shook their heads, and the helicopter shuddered, as they began to descend on the island. 'I'm scared.' Harry mumbled, and Ron bolted next to him,
'Me too!'
Brad got up carefully, to look out the window. All he saw was forests, and jungle. Nothing more. 'So..big lizards huh?'
'Yep!' Bit grinned, 'Tyrannosaurus Rex! Compies! Velociraptors! Perhaps even Ptrenadons!!'
Duo gulped in the background,
'You've got to be kidding! You can't honestly believe that these creatures are alive!?' Brad claimed,
'You'd be surprised, Brad!' Harry yelled,
'I'll pay you one hundred dollars if these creatures are alive. Better yet if you get eaten by one'
'Ok!' Bit replied, and Jamie looked at him,
'Brad, don't you think that second bet was a little..unfair?'
'Not for Bit'
'Yeah' Bit chirped happily, as Brad once more shook his head.
The helicopter landed in a small clearing in the middle of the green island. The door was forced open and the four boys stepped out. Rufus scrambled into Ron's pant leg pocket, as Duo gazed around.
'Interesting' He started, 'Funny..I don't see any big lizards'
'What? You expect them to just be here? Oh no my friend, we don't watch them. They watch us! They ambush at the precise moment...' Ron replied, when Brad cut him off,
'Cut it out' He demanded, as Bit leaped out of the front of the copter.
'So?'
'So what?' Harry asked, and Bit looked around happily,
'Interesting huh?'
They all gawked at him,
'Yes,' Duo said sarcastically, 'Nothing can be more interesting than lovely green foliage!'
Bit frowned at Duo's remark and Jamie nudged Bit from behind, carrying a large crate.
'Would you help me with these!? Get them in the car'
He pointed at the green car sitting at the entrance door to the park, a very high electric fence, topped with barbed wire. It had the words Jurassic Park written on the side. Duo and Ron gulped and glared at Brad.
'It's just a car' He said openly, now getting annoyed,
'Not just any car my friend! The car that will take you into the greatest national park in the world!' Bit replied cheerfully,
'Yeah, well if it's so great, then why haven't I heard about it?'
'Because no one's ever gotten out of her..' Ron started, but Duo covered his mouth, Bit frowned at him, and Ron just looked down and kicked away a rock.
'What a load of bull' Brad said, climbing into the car, as Ron plonked down next to him.
'No, no..there aren't any bulls here..well just Tyrannosaurus bucks!'
'Yeah.sure! I'll believe it when I see it. No one can convince me otherwise!'
Harry looked at Duo, Duo looked at Ron, and Ron looked to Bit who just shrugged. Jamie was ahead of them, and he deactivated the electric fence, then opened the fence gate as Bit drove it through the other side.
'Here goes..hold me..' Ron said to his rat who looked at him strangely.
Jamie closed the gate, and hopped back in the car as Bit drove off into the jungle.
'That's it! There's no escape now!'
Duo and Harry glared at Jamie as if to tell him to shut up, but they were so scared that they said nothing.
'I hope that you're all going to learn today that dinosaurs died out a trillion years ago! They do not live any more!'
They all rolled their eyes, and Rufus climbed up onto the back of Bit's drivers chair. Quietly as they were driving along, out among the distance, a very loud roaring noise could be heard. Brad, Harry, Duo and Ron's ears pricked up.
'How do explain that then??' Duo pointed out into the distance,
'Big elephant'
'And exactly how big is this elephant you're talking about?' Ron trembled, and Harry hit him in the arm,
'See. It's nothing more then overgrown wild animals' Brad continued,
As the car continued on, before them , a giant building arose. It looked old and worn down. 'I wonder what happened to them' Duo shivered, and Brad grunted,
'It looks pretty old. It might have been here for a long time'
'Like a trillion years maybe??' Ron snuffed, as the car stopped, and they all scrambled out.
Brad began pushing Duo and Harry up to the huge door that was covered in vines and moss, as they tried to resist.
'Oh, jeez, could you be any more worried? They're just plants!'
'Brad, I would really love to teach you a lesson!' Bit cried, as he heaved one of the boxes onto the ground and Jamie slapped him in the head.
'Not here you doofus!'
'I'm thirsty!!' Bit whimpered, Duo, Harry, Ron and Brad turning to look at them both.
'What do you mean?' Duo demanded,
Jamie slapped him again, and Bit seized his wrist and twisted it, and yet once more Jamie hit him.
'You are a girl!' Bit laughed, and Jamie leant down and lifted up the crate.
'Were not starting until we get to the spot, remember!?'
'Yeah, alright then, you party pooper' Bit sighed, and Jamie shoosed him,
'Ok, what the heck is going on!?' Duo cried, as the crate thumped back down in the boot of the car. Brad was still up at the top of the stairs, his face pressed against the glass, peering in.
'Has this got something to do with the "non believer" up there?' Ron questioned, and Bit grinned at Jamie.
Rufus had climbed out of Ron's leg pocket and into the back of the car. Ron, Duo and Harry were facing Jamie and Bit who had their backs turned away from the crates. Rufus stood up on the top of the first one and rubbed his hands happily.
'Ooooohh weeeee!' It beamed, as it bent down and sniffed at the crate,
Ron saw Rufus and started grinning at Jamie. Duo and Harry then noticed and began to smile too.
'What? What so funny?' Jamie demanded, and he froze as small scraping noises started behind him.
'RUFUS!' Bit squealed, and it screamed, bolting back into Ron's leg pocket.
Duo and Harry were laughing. Ron pointed his finger at Jamie and Bit.
'You should learn to be nice to animals, or you might not be eaten at all on this island!'
Bit and Jamie glanced at each other sarcastically, as Brad came back down from the stairs.
'Well it looks pretty messed up in there' He said, as he looked around at the others. They all went silent the moment he began to speak.
'And for your information, there are no big lizards roaming around in there'
'Are you sure? I mean there could be Compies, or even Raptors!' Ron bellowed, and Brad began to walk away, 'Wait! You can't just leave us! We'll get eaten!!'
Jamie ran to him and started talking to him. The others couldn't hear as they waltzed into the bushes.
'Ok, that's smart! Does anyone think that they're gonna come back as tinned dino food??' Duo asked, and the four of them raised their hands.
'I wish' Bit replied, 'I'd take away the tinned part...unless they came up across the Robosaurus!'
They all began to laugh, and another huge roar rumbled over the jungle, but much louder. They stopped laughing immediately.
'ROBOSAURUS!!' They all screeched together,
'Robosaurus? You've got to be kidding!' A boy asked, stepping out of the dark forest. He was about twenty years of age, long blonde hair, possessed a large bow, and a quiver full of arrows.
'Who the heck are you and why haven't you been eaten yet?!' Ron ordered, and the boy smiled.
'I was about to ask you the same question' He came up to them, and leant against the car, 'The name's Legolas Greenleaf. I'm an elf'
Duo and Harry began to laugh, and Harry slapped Duo so hard in the back that he, knocked the air out of him.
'An elf?' Duo coughed, still trying to smile,
'You want us to believe that you live in the forest with all the little animals.'
'Big dinosaurs.' Ron butt in,
'Big dinosaurs, and you're here why??' Bit stopped,
'You're not an elf!' Harry cried, and Legolas frowned,
'You believe in dinosaurs don't you?'
Harry gulped and looked at Ron,
'Yes, but that has nothing to do with it'
'As a matter of fact it does' Legolas replied, walking over and heaving himself into the car, 'If you believe in dinosaurs, but not elves, then you have no idea what you're talking about'
'There are dinosaurs on this island, isn't there?' Duo asked carefully. Legolas smiled and nodded,
'Oh yeah'
Duo and Harry jumped and began to look around in fear, as Ron climbed back into the car.
'What are you doing?'
'I was only kidding. I never actually believed that there where big lizards here!'
'Then why where you trying to freak us out? What happened to the reality of the Robosaurus and the Tyrannosaurus' and Velociraptors??'
'Robosaurus' Legolas laughed under his breath,
'I was trying to be funny' Ron mumbled, and Bit laughed, 'That wasn't a joke'
Bit stopped chuckling immediately and glared at Duo and Harry for words.
'Don't pee your pants kid' Laughed Legolas, as he patted Ron on his shoulder, and it made him jump.
Brad and Jamie appeared out from the bushes, and Brad looked awfully annoyed. Bit, Duo, Harry, Ron, and Legolas were all staring at the both of them as if they had just stepped out of a painting. Duo leant over to Bit.
'I'm just waiting for them to fall into a million pieces onto the ground...you know like in cartoons'
Bit glanced an odd glance at Duo and he ran to them both. He stopped Jamie as Brad kept on walking.
'What did you do? You didn't tell him did you?'
'NO!' Jamie snapped, 'I just explained that perhaps there could be a possibility that dinosaurs exist on this isla..n..d...who is that?' He pointed at Legolas.
'That? Oh, that's a guy who think he's Tarzan or something'
Jamie frowned with uncertainty, 'He said that he's an Elf or something'
They turned back to the car, and Ron was bouncing up and down in front of Brad, while still sitting in the car,
'Did you see anything? Did ya, did ya, did ya?'
'Ron, I've told you before, there are no dinosaurs here!'
Bit turned to Jamie,
'No luck huh?'
Jamie shook his head and sighed.
'Well, where are we going then?' Brad frowned, Bit smiled at Jamie again, and Jamie jumped in the car.
'Get in'
Ron looked awfully puzzled, as he looked around nervously,
'NOT YOU!' Jamie barked, Ron jumped and moved aside to let, Bit , Harry and Duo squish in.
'Now I know what sardines feel like' Duo stated, and they all froze as there was a faint noise that emerged from the seat.
'Alright who was that?!' Bit cried, Ron and Rufus laughed,
'Somewhere, there a dinosaurs dropping dead from shock' Duo pointed out and Harry elbowed him,
'It was you!' Ron snapped, pointing directly at Harry,
'IT WAS THE SEAT!!'
'Yeah, blame it on the leather!' Duo demanded, as everyone looked to their left at a huge tree, which had been pulled down by a storm.
'What do you think did that?' Harry asked,
'Don't change the subject now, Harry Potter' Brad smiled, Harry slapped him in the arm,
The car stopped once more and Bit carefully got out,
'Stay there!' He ordered, walking over the green and brown foliage that covered the ground. One more step and there sounded a loud, booming *CRACK*.
'Good one Bit! Now we're safe!! Real safe! I may as well yell "HEY DINO!! HERE DINO!!! COME AND EAT ME YOU BIG PIECE OF SHI..' Duo was silenced as Bit let out a big gasp.
'What? Am I right?' Duo grinned, and Brad hit him hard in the head. Duo nursed his head, and frowned at Brad.
'No, look!' Bit cried, pointing at a very large sheet of white metal,
'What on earth is that?' Harry asked,
'Of course it's on earth, you doofus!' Duo demanded, and they all glared at him to shut up.
'It's a plane' Brad sighed, 'It probably crashed on the island'
'Crashed? Wi.with people in it?' Ron started, 'Does that mean that the people died?? ARE THERE ZOMBIES HERE! AHHHHHHHH ZOMBIES!!!'
'No!' Bit snapped, as he knelt down and pulled out a backpack from on top of the foliage. Jamie also got out of the car and took the pack from Bit.
'This looks as if it's been rummaged through. The people, or at least one of the people must have survived'
'And a dinosaur burps somewhere.' Duo began, as Brad once more silenced him,
'I wonder who it was?' Harry questioned,
'They might have been Chinese, just ask the scalies.' Duo continued, and Brad growled,
'You know, for a kid that looks like a girl, you're quite amusing'
'Gee, thanks.'
'You're also very gullible'
Duo frowned and pouted, as Harry and Legolas chuckled.
Jamie threw the backpack back onto the wreck, and climbed back into the car with Bit.
'What are we supposed to do about it?'
'Nothing. Unless we found the person, there is nothing we can do' Jamie told them, They drove away and everyone looked at Legolas.
'I don't even know why you're here?' Ron asked, and Legolas shrugged.
'Coming along for the ride'
'Why is that exactly?' Duo asked,
'To see you all get eaten'
Ron squealed, and squished up against Harry.
'How come you haven't been eaten yet?' Duo continued, and Legolas leant back, grinning away,
'Because I'm immortal'
'Pfft yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!' Duo cried, and Legolas looked at him, took his hand and started shaking it,
'Very nice to meet you, your majesty!'
Harry, Ron and Brad laughed, as Legolas turned to look out of the car.
'Yeah, he looks very royal with that long girlie plait!'
Everyone in the car started to laugh out loud, as Duo sat in the middle, his arms crossed.
'If only Kiano was here.' He mumbled,
'If only?! She'd be laughing at you too!' Bit chuckled, and Duo became angry,
'SHE NEVER WOULD!!'
'How do you know that?' Legolas smirked, and Duo fell silent.
'Don't cry.' Replied Bit, and the rest of the them laughed.
As the car continued on across the large field, the horizon appeared. The car stopped, and they all climbed out once more.
'Why do we keep doing this?? We're like take-away for giant lizards!' Ron demanded, as Jamie and Bit reached the peak of the hill. They sun gleamed in their eyes and they squinted to look over. Bit began to wave them over.
'Dudes, come and have a look! Come on!'
'Dudes?' Harry asked, and Legolas smiled.
They all trudged up the hill with Jamie and Bit, and out over the horizon they could see gigantic objects moving across the fields, and outlands.
'What the heck are they?' Duo asked,
Legolas stood up and put his hand over his face to shield the sun,
'Brachiosaurus'
'You can't be serious!' Brad yelped, as he scrambled to the edge of the hill and squinted hard to look down. A very large bird like object swooped over his head, headed for the rest of the dinosaurs, almost knocking Brad off his feet.
'Pterenadon' Legolas pointed out, and Duo glanced at him,
'How much did you study in Earth Science?'
Legolas looked back at him, an odd look on his face.
'I've been here for twenty years, ever since I was left here as a child'
'That must have been fun. Run, hide, run, hide, run, hide, get eaten..' Ron stated,
'Elves have been born to live in the jungles and forests'
'That makes what difference to huge lizards?' Duo asked, and Legolas shrugged. Out from the top of the hill, they heard a loud sigh.
'This is incredible!' Brad yelled, as they all ran to him.
The view from the top of the hill was breathtaking, and they all seemed excited. They could see, Brachiosaurus, Pterenadon, Apatosaurus, Triceratops, Pachycephalosaurus, Edmontosaurus, Parasaurolophus and many other different types of dinosaurs.
'No way, this..this isn't real!' Brad continued, and Bit placed his hand on his shoulder,
'See, I told you'
Another roar materialised from a spot just underneath the horizon, but much, much louder.
'You all heard that right?' Ron asked, and everyone nodded.
All of the peaceful dinosaurs that were dwelling in the flat lands, perked up and looked around. There were a series of thumps as the trees far ahead of them began to shake and rumble. More roaring followed, and all of the dinosaurs turned and fled, in the direction of Duo, Ron, Harry, Bit, Jamie, Brad and Legolas.
Legolas turned and ran in the opposite direction also.
'What the heck are you doing??!!' Jamie screamed, and he stopped,
'Well, there's a Spinosaurus coming, and we're in their way!' He replied, pointing at the pack of dinosaurs headed up the hill at them. They all screamed and scrambled into the car, as Bit tried desperately to turn it around and head after Legolas.
Bit motioned for him to jump in, as the pack headed after them. Legolas leaped in, as Bit floored it and swerved into the jungle to the side of them. Duo, Harry, Ron and Brad turned to watch the group also turn and head after them.
'Did they swallow iron pellets and is Ron carrying a very large magnet, or is it just my imagination??!' Duo cried,
'Now's not the time Duo!' Brad demanded,
Bit frantically attempted to swerve the trees and very large bushes, as everyone in the car were squashed up against the sides.
'Bit!! Do you think you could do something other than just driving?!!?'
'What do you want me to do!!? Fly!!?'
The car continued on as the imminent pack of lizards grew closer and closer. Bit searched around for some means of escape.
'Someone get out and guide me!!'
'ARE YOU INSANE??!' Jamie screamed, as the trees began to clear.
'What's that!!?? What happened to the trees!!?' Brad yelled, and they all looked around.
'Well, if I'm right, when trees clear it not just because there aren't any trees, it's because there's a big..' Legolas leant over the car and looked down. Down a thirty foot drop to the ground, '..Cliff'
They all screamed as the car plummeted to the base of the short cliff. Rufus was squealing and holding tightly onto the button on Ron's pocket, and Ron, Duo and Harry were bundled together, screaming. The vehicle hit the ground with an enormous *BANG* as the six crates that were in the back, flew out and smashed all over the ground. The pack of dinosaurs that were behind them, cleared the cliff. There was rumbling all around, of the dinosaurs bounding off into the distance.
A SHORT COMEDY STORY
NOTE: All of the characters in this story DO NOT belong to me, but they belong to the awfully talented people who created them. For example, Zoids, Gundam Wing, Kim Possible, Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings, Jurassic Park.
Main Characters Bit Cloud (Zoids) - The Cool and Collected One
Jamie Hemeros (Zoids) - The Know-it All
Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing) - The Sarcastic One
Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible) - The Scaredy-Cat
Harry Potter - The Quiet One
Brad Hunter (Zoids) - The Non-Believer
More characters will come along in the story.an example of the variety. Lord Of The Rings.more Gundam Wing.Cardcaptors.more Zoids. (NOTE: People who have a soft spot for any of the characters that I have mentioned and don't like seeing them get killed shouldn't read this.Especially Heero Yuy...sorry it's pretty sad)
Chapter 1 Corrupt Dinosaur Pitfall
'Do you really think we should be doing this Jamie?' Ron cried, as the helicopter shot towards the cliff face.
'Why not!?'
He looked down at the tiny pink naked mole rat on his lap. It was quivering and looking around uncertainly.
'Yeah, I agree Rufus..I agree'
The island edged closer and closer, and Ron and Rufus began to shake harder.
'Would you stop shivering! The helicopter will drop right of the sky if you don't stop!'
'Gee, thanks for the comforting info' Ron replied harshly, and Jamie shrugged,
Bit Cloud leant over and looked around at all of the people crammed into the back of the military helicopter.
'Bit, does Jamie know where he's taking us?' Duo Maxwell called out, and Bit smiled,
'Of course!!'
Another kid by the name of Harry Potter stood up,
'WAIT! You know where we're going don't you?!' He cried and Bit grinned back,
'WHERE ARE WE GOING?!' They all yelled in unison. Duo Maxwell, Ron Stoppable, Harry Potter, and Brad Hunter all stared at him for an answer.
'And what on earth is in those crates?' Ron snapped,
'You'll see when we get to the island'
'Island? Why doesn't this sound so good?' Brad insisted, shaking his head.
'It isn't covered in giant lizards is it?' Ron bleated, and Bit and Jamie laughed, 'I wouldn't be surprised'
They all glanced at each other, and Duo got up,
'That's it! Let me off!' He yelled at them, and everyone started talking at once.
'SHUT UP!' Jamie demanded, and they all fell silent.
'You know, it's funny! I'd swear you were taking us to Isla Sorna!' Ron laughed and patted his rat, as it giggled along.
'What's that?' Harry asked nervously,
'You haven't heard of Isla Sorna?? The place where the dinosaurs are meant to roam?? You know?? Jurassic Park!!?' Ron continued,
Brad looked up,
'Yeah, but there's no such thing as dinosaurs any more! They died out millions of years ago!'
At that moment a huge screech sounded, and the four boys huddled together.
'What was that!?' Ron shivered,
'Just a friend' Jamie smiled back, and Bit laughed,
'This is not funny Bit Cloud! Get us out of here right now!' Duo demanded, grabbing Bit's shoulder,
'You'll all just a bunch of sissies!!'
Ron raised his hand slightly,
'Well I know I am'
They all shook their heads, and the helicopter shuddered, as they began to descend on the island. 'I'm scared.' Harry mumbled, and Ron bolted next to him,
'Me too!'
Brad got up carefully, to look out the window. All he saw was forests, and jungle. Nothing more. 'So..big lizards huh?'
'Yep!' Bit grinned, 'Tyrannosaurus Rex! Compies! Velociraptors! Perhaps even Ptrenadons!!'
Duo gulped in the background,
'You've got to be kidding! You can't honestly believe that these creatures are alive!?' Brad claimed,
'You'd be surprised, Brad!' Harry yelled,
'I'll pay you one hundred dollars if these creatures are alive. Better yet if you get eaten by one'
'Ok!' Bit replied, and Jamie looked at him,
'Brad, don't you think that second bet was a little..unfair?'
'Not for Bit'
'Yeah' Bit chirped happily, as Brad once more shook his head.
The helicopter landed in a small clearing in the middle of the green island. The door was forced open and the four boys stepped out. Rufus scrambled into Ron's pant leg pocket, as Duo gazed around.
'Interesting' He started, 'Funny..I don't see any big lizards'
'What? You expect them to just be here? Oh no my friend, we don't watch them. They watch us! They ambush at the precise moment...' Ron replied, when Brad cut him off,
'Cut it out' He demanded, as Bit leaped out of the front of the copter.
'So?'
'So what?' Harry asked, and Bit looked around happily,
'Interesting huh?'
They all gawked at him,
'Yes,' Duo said sarcastically, 'Nothing can be more interesting than lovely green foliage!'
Bit frowned at Duo's remark and Jamie nudged Bit from behind, carrying a large crate.
'Would you help me with these!? Get them in the car'
He pointed at the green car sitting at the entrance door to the park, a very high electric fence, topped with barbed wire. It had the words Jurassic Park written on the side. Duo and Ron gulped and glared at Brad.
'It's just a car' He said openly, now getting annoyed,
'Not just any car my friend! The car that will take you into the greatest national park in the world!' Bit replied cheerfully,
'Yeah, well if it's so great, then why haven't I heard about it?'
'Because no one's ever gotten out of her..' Ron started, but Duo covered his mouth, Bit frowned at him, and Ron just looked down and kicked away a rock.
'What a load of bull' Brad said, climbing into the car, as Ron plonked down next to him.
'No, no..there aren't any bulls here..well just Tyrannosaurus bucks!'
'Yeah.sure! I'll believe it when I see it. No one can convince me otherwise!'
Harry looked at Duo, Duo looked at Ron, and Ron looked to Bit who just shrugged. Jamie was ahead of them, and he deactivated the electric fence, then opened the fence gate as Bit drove it through the other side.
'Here goes..hold me..' Ron said to his rat who looked at him strangely.
Jamie closed the gate, and hopped back in the car as Bit drove off into the jungle.
'That's it! There's no escape now!'
Duo and Harry glared at Jamie as if to tell him to shut up, but they were so scared that they said nothing.
'I hope that you're all going to learn today that dinosaurs died out a trillion years ago! They do not live any more!'
They all rolled their eyes, and Rufus climbed up onto the back of Bit's drivers chair. Quietly as they were driving along, out among the distance, a very loud roaring noise could be heard. Brad, Harry, Duo and Ron's ears pricked up.
'How do explain that then??' Duo pointed out into the distance,
'Big elephant'
'And exactly how big is this elephant you're talking about?' Ron trembled, and Harry hit him in the arm,
'See. It's nothing more then overgrown wild animals' Brad continued,
As the car continued on, before them , a giant building arose. It looked old and worn down. 'I wonder what happened to them' Duo shivered, and Brad grunted,
'It looks pretty old. It might have been here for a long time'
'Like a trillion years maybe??' Ron snuffed, as the car stopped, and they all scrambled out.
Brad began pushing Duo and Harry up to the huge door that was covered in vines and moss, as they tried to resist.
'Oh, jeez, could you be any more worried? They're just plants!'
'Brad, I would really love to teach you a lesson!' Bit cried, as he heaved one of the boxes onto the ground and Jamie slapped him in the head.
'Not here you doofus!'
'I'm thirsty!!' Bit whimpered, Duo, Harry, Ron and Brad turning to look at them both.
'What do you mean?' Duo demanded,
Jamie slapped him again, and Bit seized his wrist and twisted it, and yet once more Jamie hit him.
'You are a girl!' Bit laughed, and Jamie leant down and lifted up the crate.
'Were not starting until we get to the spot, remember!?'
'Yeah, alright then, you party pooper' Bit sighed, and Jamie shoosed him,
'Ok, what the heck is going on!?' Duo cried, as the crate thumped back down in the boot of the car. Brad was still up at the top of the stairs, his face pressed against the glass, peering in.
'Has this got something to do with the "non believer" up there?' Ron questioned, and Bit grinned at Jamie.
Rufus had climbed out of Ron's leg pocket and into the back of the car. Ron, Duo and Harry were facing Jamie and Bit who had their backs turned away from the crates. Rufus stood up on the top of the first one and rubbed his hands happily.
'Ooooohh weeeee!' It beamed, as it bent down and sniffed at the crate,
Ron saw Rufus and started grinning at Jamie. Duo and Harry then noticed and began to smile too.
'What? What so funny?' Jamie demanded, and he froze as small scraping noises started behind him.
'RUFUS!' Bit squealed, and it screamed, bolting back into Ron's leg pocket.
Duo and Harry were laughing. Ron pointed his finger at Jamie and Bit.
'You should learn to be nice to animals, or you might not be eaten at all on this island!'
Bit and Jamie glanced at each other sarcastically, as Brad came back down from the stairs.
'Well it looks pretty messed up in there' He said, as he looked around at the others. They all went silent the moment he began to speak.
'And for your information, there are no big lizards roaming around in there'
'Are you sure? I mean there could be Compies, or even Raptors!' Ron bellowed, and Brad began to walk away, 'Wait! You can't just leave us! We'll get eaten!!'
Jamie ran to him and started talking to him. The others couldn't hear as they waltzed into the bushes.
'Ok, that's smart! Does anyone think that they're gonna come back as tinned dino food??' Duo asked, and the four of them raised their hands.
'I wish' Bit replied, 'I'd take away the tinned part...unless they came up across the Robosaurus!'
They all began to laugh, and another huge roar rumbled over the jungle, but much louder. They stopped laughing immediately.
'ROBOSAURUS!!' They all screeched together,
'Robosaurus? You've got to be kidding!' A boy asked, stepping out of the dark forest. He was about twenty years of age, long blonde hair, possessed a large bow, and a quiver full of arrows.
'Who the heck are you and why haven't you been eaten yet?!' Ron ordered, and the boy smiled.
'I was about to ask you the same question' He came up to them, and leant against the car, 'The name's Legolas Greenleaf. I'm an elf'
Duo and Harry began to laugh, and Harry slapped Duo so hard in the back that he, knocked the air out of him.
'An elf?' Duo coughed, still trying to smile,
'You want us to believe that you live in the forest with all the little animals.'
'Big dinosaurs.' Ron butt in,
'Big dinosaurs, and you're here why??' Bit stopped,
'You're not an elf!' Harry cried, and Legolas frowned,
'You believe in dinosaurs don't you?'
Harry gulped and looked at Ron,
'Yes, but that has nothing to do with it'
'As a matter of fact it does' Legolas replied, walking over and heaving himself into the car, 'If you believe in dinosaurs, but not elves, then you have no idea what you're talking about'
'There are dinosaurs on this island, isn't there?' Duo asked carefully. Legolas smiled and nodded,
'Oh yeah'
Duo and Harry jumped and began to look around in fear, as Ron climbed back into the car.
'What are you doing?'
'I was only kidding. I never actually believed that there where big lizards here!'
'Then why where you trying to freak us out? What happened to the reality of the Robosaurus and the Tyrannosaurus' and Velociraptors??'
'Robosaurus' Legolas laughed under his breath,
'I was trying to be funny' Ron mumbled, and Bit laughed, 'That wasn't a joke'
Bit stopped chuckling immediately and glared at Duo and Harry for words.
'Don't pee your pants kid' Laughed Legolas, as he patted Ron on his shoulder, and it made him jump.
Brad and Jamie appeared out from the bushes, and Brad looked awfully annoyed. Bit, Duo, Harry, Ron, and Legolas were all staring at the both of them as if they had just stepped out of a painting. Duo leant over to Bit.
'I'm just waiting for them to fall into a million pieces onto the ground...you know like in cartoons'
Bit glanced an odd glance at Duo and he ran to them both. He stopped Jamie as Brad kept on walking.
'What did you do? You didn't tell him did you?'
'NO!' Jamie snapped, 'I just explained that perhaps there could be a possibility that dinosaurs exist on this isla..n..d...who is that?' He pointed at Legolas.
'That? Oh, that's a guy who think he's Tarzan or something'
Jamie frowned with uncertainty, 'He said that he's an Elf or something'
They turned back to the car, and Ron was bouncing up and down in front of Brad, while still sitting in the car,
'Did you see anything? Did ya, did ya, did ya?'
'Ron, I've told you before, there are no dinosaurs here!'
Bit turned to Jamie,
'No luck huh?'
Jamie shook his head and sighed.
'Well, where are we going then?' Brad frowned, Bit smiled at Jamie again, and Jamie jumped in the car.
'Get in'
Ron looked awfully puzzled, as he looked around nervously,
'NOT YOU!' Jamie barked, Ron jumped and moved aside to let, Bit , Harry and Duo squish in.
'Now I know what sardines feel like' Duo stated, and they all froze as there was a faint noise that emerged from the seat.
'Alright who was that?!' Bit cried, Ron and Rufus laughed,
'Somewhere, there a dinosaurs dropping dead from shock' Duo pointed out and Harry elbowed him,
'It was you!' Ron snapped, pointing directly at Harry,
'IT WAS THE SEAT!!'
'Yeah, blame it on the leather!' Duo demanded, as everyone looked to their left at a huge tree, which had been pulled down by a storm.
'What do you think did that?' Harry asked,
'Don't change the subject now, Harry Potter' Brad smiled, Harry slapped him in the arm,
The car stopped once more and Bit carefully got out,
'Stay there!' He ordered, walking over the green and brown foliage that covered the ground. One more step and there sounded a loud, booming *CRACK*.
'Good one Bit! Now we're safe!! Real safe! I may as well yell "HEY DINO!! HERE DINO!!! COME AND EAT ME YOU BIG PIECE OF SHI..' Duo was silenced as Bit let out a big gasp.
'What? Am I right?' Duo grinned, and Brad hit him hard in the head. Duo nursed his head, and frowned at Brad.
'No, look!' Bit cried, pointing at a very large sheet of white metal,
'What on earth is that?' Harry asked,
'Of course it's on earth, you doofus!' Duo demanded, and they all glared at him to shut up.
'It's a plane' Brad sighed, 'It probably crashed on the island'
'Crashed? Wi.with people in it?' Ron started, 'Does that mean that the people died?? ARE THERE ZOMBIES HERE! AHHHHHHHH ZOMBIES!!!'
'No!' Bit snapped, as he knelt down and pulled out a backpack from on top of the foliage. Jamie also got out of the car and took the pack from Bit.
'This looks as if it's been rummaged through. The people, or at least one of the people must have survived'
'And a dinosaur burps somewhere.' Duo began, as Brad once more silenced him,
'I wonder who it was?' Harry questioned,
'They might have been Chinese, just ask the scalies.' Duo continued, and Brad growled,
'You know, for a kid that looks like a girl, you're quite amusing'
'Gee, thanks.'
'You're also very gullible'
Duo frowned and pouted, as Harry and Legolas chuckled.
Jamie threw the backpack back onto the wreck, and climbed back into the car with Bit.
'What are we supposed to do about it?'
'Nothing. Unless we found the person, there is nothing we can do' Jamie told them, They drove away and everyone looked at Legolas.
'I don't even know why you're here?' Ron asked, and Legolas shrugged.
'Coming along for the ride'
'Why is that exactly?' Duo asked,
'To see you all get eaten'
Ron squealed, and squished up against Harry.
'How come you haven't been eaten yet?' Duo continued, and Legolas leant back, grinning away,
'Because I'm immortal'
'Pfft yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!' Duo cried, and Legolas looked at him, took his hand and started shaking it,
'Very nice to meet you, your majesty!'
Harry, Ron and Brad laughed, as Legolas turned to look out of the car.
'Yeah, he looks very royal with that long girlie plait!'
Everyone in the car started to laugh out loud, as Duo sat in the middle, his arms crossed.
'If only Kiano was here.' He mumbled,
'If only?! She'd be laughing at you too!' Bit chuckled, and Duo became angry,
'SHE NEVER WOULD!!'
'How do you know that?' Legolas smirked, and Duo fell silent.
'Don't cry.' Replied Bit, and the rest of the them laughed.
As the car continued on across the large field, the horizon appeared. The car stopped, and they all climbed out once more.
'Why do we keep doing this?? We're like take-away for giant lizards!' Ron demanded, as Jamie and Bit reached the peak of the hill. They sun gleamed in their eyes and they squinted to look over. Bit began to wave them over.
'Dudes, come and have a look! Come on!'
'Dudes?' Harry asked, and Legolas smiled.
They all trudged up the hill with Jamie and Bit, and out over the horizon they could see gigantic objects moving across the fields, and outlands.
'What the heck are they?' Duo asked,
Legolas stood up and put his hand over his face to shield the sun,
'Brachiosaurus'
'You can't be serious!' Brad yelped, as he scrambled to the edge of the hill and squinted hard to look down. A very large bird like object swooped over his head, headed for the rest of the dinosaurs, almost knocking Brad off his feet.
'Pterenadon' Legolas pointed out, and Duo glanced at him,
'How much did you study in Earth Science?'
Legolas looked back at him, an odd look on his face.
'I've been here for twenty years, ever since I was left here as a child'
'That must have been fun. Run, hide, run, hide, run, hide, get eaten..' Ron stated,
'Elves have been born to live in the jungles and forests'
'That makes what difference to huge lizards?' Duo asked, and Legolas shrugged. Out from the top of the hill, they heard a loud sigh.
'This is incredible!' Brad yelled, as they all ran to him.
The view from the top of the hill was breathtaking, and they all seemed excited. They could see, Brachiosaurus, Pterenadon, Apatosaurus, Triceratops, Pachycephalosaurus, Edmontosaurus, Parasaurolophus and many other different types of dinosaurs.
'No way, this..this isn't real!' Brad continued, and Bit placed his hand on his shoulder,
'See, I told you'
Another roar materialised from a spot just underneath the horizon, but much, much louder.
'You all heard that right?' Ron asked, and everyone nodded.
All of the peaceful dinosaurs that were dwelling in the flat lands, perked up and looked around. There were a series of thumps as the trees far ahead of them began to shake and rumble. More roaring followed, and all of the dinosaurs turned and fled, in the direction of Duo, Ron, Harry, Bit, Jamie, Brad and Legolas.
Legolas turned and ran in the opposite direction also.
'What the heck are you doing??!!' Jamie screamed, and he stopped,
'Well, there's a Spinosaurus coming, and we're in their way!' He replied, pointing at the pack of dinosaurs headed up the hill at them. They all screamed and scrambled into the car, as Bit tried desperately to turn it around and head after Legolas.
Bit motioned for him to jump in, as the pack headed after them. Legolas leaped in, as Bit floored it and swerved into the jungle to the side of them. Duo, Harry, Ron and Brad turned to watch the group also turn and head after them.
'Did they swallow iron pellets and is Ron carrying a very large magnet, or is it just my imagination??!' Duo cried,
'Now's not the time Duo!' Brad demanded,
Bit frantically attempted to swerve the trees and very large bushes, as everyone in the car were squashed up against the sides.
'Bit!! Do you think you could do something other than just driving?!!?'
'What do you want me to do!!? Fly!!?'
The car continued on as the imminent pack of lizards grew closer and closer. Bit searched around for some means of escape.
'Someone get out and guide me!!'
'ARE YOU INSANE??!' Jamie screamed, as the trees began to clear.
'What's that!!?? What happened to the trees!!?' Brad yelled, and they all looked around.
'Well, if I'm right, when trees clear it not just because there aren't any trees, it's because there's a big..' Legolas leant over the car and looked down. Down a thirty foot drop to the ground, '..Cliff'
They all screamed as the car plummeted to the base of the short cliff. Rufus was squealing and holding tightly onto the button on Ron's pocket, and Ron, Duo and Harry were bundled together, screaming. The vehicle hit the ground with an enormous *BANG* as the six crates that were in the back, flew out and smashed all over the ground. The pack of dinosaurs that were behind them, cleared the cliff. There was rumbling all around, of the dinosaurs bounding off into the distance.