Again only own plot yadda yadda.
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The next morning Legolas was the last down to breakfast, in fact he was only 5 minutes later than Draco Malfoy who was famous for spending hours getting ready. As he looked around for his seat Aragorn's voice travelled over the chatting students,
"Over here Kitten!" he said patting the seat next to him.
Legolas smiled with relief and made his way over to Aragorn trying to ignore students ( and teachers) whistling and cat calling to him.
"Hey! I'm Kitten!" came a voice from the door.
Legolas spun quickly to see who had spoken. Standing there in the doorway was a young boy, probably about 15 or 16, wearing nothing but a scowl, cat ears, a tail, collar, nipple rings and a shiny gold ring on his "kitten hood". Indeed it did look as if he were an overgrown, furless, kitten. Before anyone could reply Smeagol had run over and bit off "Kittens " "Kitten hood" and began stroking the gold ring while whispering "My preciousssssss."
"MIKE WASOWSKI!" echoed through the hall.
"You can't sit there," said a Ravenclaw 6th year as Legolas sat down.
"Why not?" asked Legolas. "I'm a prince and I can sit where I want!"
"Actually you can't. This isn't your house table." The Ravenclaw replied pointing to the Hufflepuff table.
"But I wanna sit next to Aragorn." Lego pouted clutching to the ranger protectively. The Ravenclaw simply glare.
"Fine I'll sit over THERE!" growled Legolas as he stood and moved to the Hufflepuff table. "Wait til my father hears about this!"
"It's not all that bad." Said Gimli who was next to Legolas. "You get to sit next to me!" with that Legolas began sobbing childishly and the Hufflepuff girls jumped at the chance to hug him.
At the Ravenclaw table Merry and Pippin were being handed timetables. Pippin glanced at it and turned it over as if looking for more.
"What's wrong Pip?" asked Merry.
"Where's second breakfast, afternoon tea, elevensies and supper fit in?" he asked.
"Pip, we've been through this. It's the same as on the quest but we get more food this time!" Explained Merry. "Look we have Potions with Legolas and Gimli first."
"MIKE WASOWSKI!"
The hall emptied with students stepping over "Kitten" who was clutching the remains of his "Kitten hood" and moaning for once in pain. Draco then stopped beside Smeagol who was still stroking precious.
"Come Smeagol! We've got Care of Magical Creatures. It's Potter bashing time!" said Malfoy smirking.
(Author currently going ga-ga at the thought)
(Other author shakes head and mutters "baka")
(Author suggests we get on with the story and other author stops touching Legolas there!)
(Other author says "I don't wanna!")
(Author suggests we stop sounding like the marauders (Ah Sirius) and get on with the story.)
(Right!)
Snape swooped into the dungeon like the overgrown bat he is and moved to the front of the class.
"Welcome to our new students. I trust all the 5th years are treating you well. Ignore Potter, he's a pint sized hero who thinks he's above everyone else."
"Pints? He comes in Pints?" asked Pippin who had previously been sleeping on the desk.
"And here's another one who doesn't think he needs to pay attention in class," said Snape.
"But he doesn't! We're not supposed to be here," Merry said.
"Fifty points from Gryffindor!" Snapped Snape. The class went silent and gave each other looks of puzzled amusement.
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Meanwhile at the Care of Magical Creatures class 'Agrid was absolutely fasinated by Smeagol.
"What exactly are you?"
"How old are you?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Are there any other creatures like you?"
"Do you make a good pet?"
"Can I keep you?"
"Why are you running away?"
And what was pretty much the extent of their lesson.
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Next chapter is a special chapter and will be up soon. Again please review!
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The next morning Legolas was the last down to breakfast, in fact he was only 5 minutes later than Draco Malfoy who was famous for spending hours getting ready. As he looked around for his seat Aragorn's voice travelled over the chatting students,
"Over here Kitten!" he said patting the seat next to him.
Legolas smiled with relief and made his way over to Aragorn trying to ignore students ( and teachers) whistling and cat calling to him.
"Hey! I'm Kitten!" came a voice from the door.
Legolas spun quickly to see who had spoken. Standing there in the doorway was a young boy, probably about 15 or 16, wearing nothing but a scowl, cat ears, a tail, collar, nipple rings and a shiny gold ring on his "kitten hood". Indeed it did look as if he were an overgrown, furless, kitten. Before anyone could reply Smeagol had run over and bit off "Kittens " "Kitten hood" and began stroking the gold ring while whispering "My preciousssssss."
"MIKE WASOWSKI!" echoed through the hall.
"You can't sit there," said a Ravenclaw 6th year as Legolas sat down.
"Why not?" asked Legolas. "I'm a prince and I can sit where I want!"
"Actually you can't. This isn't your house table." The Ravenclaw replied pointing to the Hufflepuff table.
"But I wanna sit next to Aragorn." Lego pouted clutching to the ranger protectively. The Ravenclaw simply glare.
"Fine I'll sit over THERE!" growled Legolas as he stood and moved to the Hufflepuff table. "Wait til my father hears about this!"
"It's not all that bad." Said Gimli who was next to Legolas. "You get to sit next to me!" with that Legolas began sobbing childishly and the Hufflepuff girls jumped at the chance to hug him.
At the Ravenclaw table Merry and Pippin were being handed timetables. Pippin glanced at it and turned it over as if looking for more.
"What's wrong Pip?" asked Merry.
"Where's second breakfast, afternoon tea, elevensies and supper fit in?" he asked.
"Pip, we've been through this. It's the same as on the quest but we get more food this time!" Explained Merry. "Look we have Potions with Legolas and Gimli first."
"MIKE WASOWSKI!"
The hall emptied with students stepping over "Kitten" who was clutching the remains of his "Kitten hood" and moaning for once in pain. Draco then stopped beside Smeagol who was still stroking precious.
"Come Smeagol! We've got Care of Magical Creatures. It's Potter bashing time!" said Malfoy smirking.
(Author currently going ga-ga at the thought)
(Other author shakes head and mutters "baka")
(Author suggests we get on with the story and other author stops touching Legolas there!)
(Other author says "I don't wanna!")
(Author suggests we stop sounding like the marauders (Ah Sirius) and get on with the story.)
(Right!)
Snape swooped into the dungeon like the overgrown bat he is and moved to the front of the class.
"Welcome to our new students. I trust all the 5th years are treating you well. Ignore Potter, he's a pint sized hero who thinks he's above everyone else."
"Pints? He comes in Pints?" asked Pippin who had previously been sleeping on the desk.
"And here's another one who doesn't think he needs to pay attention in class," said Snape.
"But he doesn't! We're not supposed to be here," Merry said.
"Fifty points from Gryffindor!" Snapped Snape. The class went silent and gave each other looks of puzzled amusement.
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Meanwhile at the Care of Magical Creatures class 'Agrid was absolutely fasinated by Smeagol.
"What exactly are you?"
"How old are you?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Are there any other creatures like you?"
"Do you make a good pet?"
"Can I keep you?"
"Why are you running away?"
And what was pretty much the extent of their lesson.
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Next chapter is a special chapter and will be up soon. Again please review!