Chapter 2 Intoxicated Irresponsibility

The smoke and dust cleared, Rufus climbing out, looking awfully dizzy. Ron started coughing, as Brad shoved him out of the way.

'Move it!'

He stumbled out of the car, followed by Ron, Bit, Jamie and Legolas. Thankfully none of them were hurt, but they all gazed back as they heard Harry yelling.

'GET OFF ME!! GET OFF YOU FREAK!! YOU IDIOT GET OFF!! GET OFF DUO!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??'

Duo slowly climbed out of the car, removing his foot from in Harry's chest. Harry rubbed his head and his stomach as he heaved himself out, the door of the car flew open.

'Calm down, the scalies are gone!'

'I wasn't talking about that! Your ASS was in my face!!'

'And I'm sure you enjoyed it.!' Duo smiled, the rest just stared.

Bit and Jamie brushed the dust off themselves and looked around.

'Now where are we??' Bit questioned, and Legolas shrugged.

Jamie had walked away, searching.

'There he goes again. Does anyone think he'll be the first to go??' Duo asked,

'Does anyone think that Duo should shut the hell up?' Bit asked,

Everyone including Legolas raised their hands. Duo sat on the ground and crossed his arms. He looked over across the ground at the car heap, and spotted something glinting in the sunlight.

'What is that?' He said, getting up from his spot and walking towards it.

'Uh, that??' Bit started, Duo leant down and retrieved the object.

It was a bottle, filled to the brim with an orange liquid. Duo turned it around and looked at the label. 'Vodka!!?? You brought alcohol to an island filled with giant lizards!!?' Duo yelled at Bit, still holding the bottle. Bit blushed and looked at Brad.

'What have I got to do with this?!' Brad demanded, and Bit shoved a few of the unbroken bottles off the ground into his arms.

'When's your birthday Brad??'

'It was two weeks ago!' He snapped, as Ron strolled to Bit, taking a few of the bottles from him.

'Well, me and Jamie made up a plan to surprise you with a party here on the island, but with the ability to only have one trip, we had to improvise'

'And what? Shove a dozens of bottles of alcohol in boxes thinking that no- one would know what it is?' Brad asked, obviously annoyed.

'What is it?' Ron mumbled, screwing off the lid and taking a sip, 'It tastes good!'

'Can't you read!?' Duo held the bottle out to him, the label facing him, 'It says 100 percent alcohol!' Ron jumped and tossed the bottle into the dirt. He started smacking his lips.

'That's not bad for something that's not good in large quantities!' He cried, gulping the second bottle down.

Legolas also took a bottle from him, and stared at it.

'What is alcohol?' He asked, and they all froze to look at him.

'Drink twenty bottles and you'll find out!' Duo replied,

Legolas unscrewed the lid and took a drink. He looked at Bit and Brad, then Ron, Harry and Duo. He took another drink and again looked around. Everyone was staring at him.

'Hell! Gimme some more!!' He cried, gulping the entire bottle down in one swallow.

Harry was just standing there watching, as Duo, Ron, Legolas and Bit attacked the Vodka bottles.

'How can you drink that stuff!' He asked, Duo grinned and threw him a bottle.

Harry just watched it as it sailed through the air and smashed on the ground in front of him. Duo, Ron, Bit and Legolas were dumbstruck.

'You're meant to catch it, Potter!' Duo ordered, and Harry shrugged.

'There's no way that you're getting me to drink that!'

They were all smiling at him, when Brad pushed in between them.

'Move it! I'm thirsty!' He said, snatching a bottle and taking a swig.

Bit patted him on his back, and Brad spit out, spraying it all over Duo and Ron.

'Good on ya pal!' Bit cried, as Duo and Ron glared at them.

Back on the hill, Jamie came running up to them.

'Guys! I know where we are! We're in the right...place'

He immediately stopped running when he saw Bit open one of the bottles of vodka and tip it all over Harry's head.

'BIT!' Jamie screamed, and Bit looked over,

'What!? He said he didn't want to drink it!' He laughed, and Jamie slapped Bit in the head.

'These were meant for later!!' He continued, a Bit handed him one.

'Here! You'll appreciate it!'

Jamie took one look at the bottle and reluctantly took it from him.

'If we all get drunk.'

'So what!? There's nobody here but giant ugly lizards!! Hey! Get tanked!!' He slapped his back, 'Have fun!!!'

Jamie smiled and again, slowly took a drink. He looked up at Bit who was grinning at him. 'Nice huh?!'

He nodded and continued drinking. Duo ran up behind Bit and took a hold of his shirt.

'BIT, JAMIE!! CHUG A' LUG!!!'

'What!? No way!' Jamie cried, as Duo took a swig of his drink.

'They've already started!'

He pointed to the spot behind him. Brad and Ron where sitting together, as Harry observed them glug down at least two bottles in one hit. Ron leant backwards, opened his mouth, and let out a giant *BURP*. Brad began to chuckle, as Harry tried to wave the stench away.

'That was quick!' Bit said, pointing out the condition of Brad and Ron.

Duo pulled the bottle up to his face, and grinned.

'One hundred percent alcohol my friend!! Enough in one bottle to tank a Tyrannosaurus!! You picked them out!!'

'No actually, Leena di..GOD DAMN IT!' Bit cried, and slurped down the rest of the bottle.

'She knew this would happen!' Jamie pointed out, drinking the rest of his own drink.

'Screw her!' Duo exclaimed, still smiling uncontrollably.

In the background, Brad and Ron were now having burping competitions, as they both laughed along with themselves.

Harry was sitting under the shade of a large tree, trying to get out of the sun and the distance of Brad and Ron's adventure.

'What stinks around here!!' A boys voice called from behind him.

Harry gazed around, and saw nothing.

'Where did these Neanderthals come from?? I thought they died out millions of years ago!'

Beside him, from out of the bushes, a small yellow teddy bear like creature shot out. It had a long tail with a bushy end, and small wings on it's back, standing at a height of a brick on it's edge. Harry almost fell over backwards when he saw what it was. The bear looked up at him. It was awfully annoyed.

'What's wrong with you kid?? You look like you've seen a Spinosaur'

'Not far from it!' Harry replied, and the bear pulled out his fist.

'EXCUSE ME!! REPEAT THAT! YOU HAVE SOME NERVE KID!!'

Harry reached over and seized the bear by it's tail, and picked it up.

'What are you?? A stuffed toy?'

'STUFFED TOY!!??' The bear screeched, struggling to loosen Harry's grip, 'For your information, my name is Kero Beros! I'm a guardian!'

'A guardian of what? The top shelf??' Harry smiled, and Kero flew up and flicked his tail in his face.

'Watch it..' He growled, 'I am the guardian of a book of cards called the Clow Book. They hold magical cards called the Clow Cards, and there is..'

Harry yawned and broke Kero's speech.

'Yeah.I've heard all that stuff before.'

Kero just snuffed, and flew off in the direction of Bit and Jamie.

'Stupid teddy bear' Harry mumbled,

Again once more, the bushes behind him began to rustle, and Harry leaped up. He began to walk backwards away from it.

'... Screw you too, Kero!!' A voice called, as a young boy scrambled out. He was about thirteen, short spiky brown hair, brown eyes, appearing tired.

'Who are you, and is there a clown car in there as well??' Harry questioned, and the boy looked at him oddly.

'Where did you come from?'

'I'd like to ask you the same question!'

The boy snubbed him and walked in the same direction of Kero.

'Gee, people that are on this island are the nicest people around! Don't you think Hermione!?' Harry said to himself, turning to no-one. He smiled and turned back, 'Yeah that's right, YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO COME!!!'

He plonked back down on the ground under the tree and looked over to the group, who were now stumbling around awkwardly.

'Hey!! It's a cream puff!' Duo said excitedly, when he saw Kero floating in front of Bit. He walked over to him, opened his mouth slowly and attempted to take a bite out of him, but Kero swerved out of the way.

'Hey!! You crazy mofo! What do you think you're doing!!?'

'I've seen you on a cake before, but you're much yellowier and tasty...'

Duo again tried to bite Kero, but missed as Kero shot up into the air, Duo chasing him.

'What kin of an erotic toy are you mean to be buddy!?' Bit cried, Kero looked at everyone.

'How did this happen??' The boy asked who had just reached them.

'Who are you kid?? Did you brin the pizza!?' Brad mumbled, placing his hand on the boy's shoulder. He looked at it and carefully pushed his hand off.

'I'm Li Showron, and where the hell did you all come from!?'

Ron waltzed over to Li and grabbed his arm,

'Listen kid....I really don't fink.you want me to explain it to you right now.you're too old!' He swaggered, and Li pried himself from his grip. Legolas and Jamie were sitting on the ground under a tree, staring at the trunk, occasionally laughing uncontrollably. Kero and Li came over to tell them to shut up.

'What the hell is so funny!?' Li snapped, and Legolas looked up at him, a large cheesy grin on his face.

'This guy's funny!'

At that moment, Jamie burst out laughing, pointing at the tree.

'It's a tree' Kero pointed out,

'Not just any tree!! ...A Tree Vee!!' Jamie laughed, and Legolas followed.

Up from behind them, Duo tried to grab Kero again.

'Cream puff..Why are you yellow?? I fink you've been in da fridge too long! Oh well'sy too bad!! Shouldn't waste goo food!'

Duo jumped at Kero and he thumped him on the head with his tail, as Duo fell to the ground on his stomach. He looked up at Li in shock.

'Dude.are.are you ok?' He asked, and Li shook his head, walking away.







'Would you do something Potter!!' Kero yelped, as Harry walked over to them.

'How did you know my name??'

'Because Ron just planned to sic a Compy on you'

Harry glared at Ron who grinned cheekily back at him,

'And how do you plan to pick it up?' Harry asked,

'I wasn't going to pick it up......I was going to frow it at you...'

Again Ron grinned at him, Harry looked down at his feet where a bottle half full was sitting. He glanced up at Ron, then back at the bottle. He raised his foot and brought it down, causing it to smash to pieces.

Ron began screaming.

'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LIQUID!! MY PRECIOUS LIQUID!!'

He scurried around in the dirt, poking at the liquid with his fingers, trying to scoop it into his mouth, but only eating the dirt.

'That kid has some serious mental problems'

Duo snatched Kero by the tail and pulled him towards him.

'Mental? Did the cream puff say mental??'

'No, I wasn't talking to you! I was talking about you!' Kero yelled, trying to pull himself away, 'Let me go!!!'

'Not on your life you wrotten bit of cream!'

At that moment, Bit came on over, laughing, and immediately falling face first into the dirt. Harry couldn't help but laugh, as Bit looked up to everyone, dirt covering his face.

'What happened?? Am I in wonderland??'

Harry began laughing uncontrollably, and Kero continued wriggling out of Duo's grip. Bit slowly got back up, and looked around frantically for his drink.

'Where did that slippery sucker go?'

Bit had just noticed Harry, and he stopped.

'What's funny? What happened?' He asked, innocently.

Harry sat on the ground right next to Ron, and pushed his head further into the soaked dirt. Bit began looking around him, a big smile on his face, as if something happened that he wanted to see. Harry was laughing so much that started slapping Ron in the head. Legolas and Jamie, who was sitting directly across from them, just sat and stared as Harry cackled louder.

'What's he laughin at?' Jamie tilted his head at Harry, and Legolas shrugged.

Li walked up behind Bit and poked his shoulder. Bit jumped ten feet in the air and ran into the bushes. Harry stopped laughing, Legolas and Jamie started. Bit poked his head from the top if the bushes and looked around.

'Sorry mister Velociraptor, I didn't mean to scare you!' He cried, and noticed them all laughing at him. Duo let Kero go and sat with Legolas and Jamie as they cackled.

Li looked around and stared at the group that were laughing. Harry got up and let Ron go. Ron pulled himself out of the mushie ground and started laughing too. Bit didn't move from the bushes as he also started laughing.

'Hey!' He started, 'I know what'll scare eim!'

He turned around to face the dense forest and started moving around. They all stopped laughing and glared at the spot where he was to appear. Again Bit's head popped out from the bushes as he continued laughing.

'I sure hope that this is appropriate' Harry mumbled, and Bit stepped out from the bushes completely naked.

Everyone gripped their ribs with a sudden burst of hilarity. Bit walked around in circles.

'I don't event think that'd scare a Compy, big boy!!' Legolas laughed, and they all cracked up. Bit glared back at Legolas and stumbled towards them.

Even Li, Kero and Harry were laughing, as Bit suddenly realised why.

'Hey! This is natural!'

'That's no where near natural!' Harry pointed at him, Jamie and Duo got up.

'When on earth did you get that??' Jamie asked, now standing next to him.

'When I was born silly' Bit smiled, and Jamie shook his head,

'No! That stupid!'

He pointed at Bit's stomach, where just above his hip, on the edge, was a large white, grey and black tattoo of a Liger Zero.

'Oh, that!? That's a birthmark' He mumbled,

'And I'm sure you were always destined to be the pilot of the Liger Zero, weren't you, Bit?' Kero asked sarcastically, and Bit smiled back.

'I dunno, ask my mommy'

He tried to sit on the ground, but he fell backwards, and lay on his back, looking up at the sky. Ron reached his hand out slightly, to grab another bottle, but there was none there. He got up and headed toward Li.

'Vodka, me need Vodka...liquid need, liquid' He began, as Li backed away.

Ron leaped at him, as he swerved out of the road. He kept on running into the bushes, and everyone looked around. Kero and Harry glanced at each other and ran after him.

'Hey, don't leave me here with the maniacs!' Li yelled after them, and Legolas got up, stumbling towards Bit. Brad also stumbled out of the bushes, and collapsed on the ground.

'Dude, where were you?' Bit mumbled, and Brad lifted his head,

'You don't wanna kno...' He replied, and slowly lifted himself out of the dirt. They all laughed ironically, and stopped immediately.

'Why are you wearing a barbie costume??' Brad asked, skipping towards him.

'Barbie' Bit laughed, and Legolas started poking him,

'Dude, I fink that you are bait'

'Wha?'

'I fink that you are bait'

'What's dat?'

'............I dunno' Legolas laughed, and Bit followed.

'I reckon a T-Rex could sniff you from ere' Jamie pointed out, and Bit heaved himself off the ground.

'Yeah, put some damn clothes on!!' Li snapped, and Bit smiled,

'Maby I want to be eaten'

'Why?' Li asked, and Bit fell silent,

'I want to make a good impression...'

Jamie, Legolas, Brad and Duo laughed effortlessly, and Li plonked on the ground with them.

'I think the Velociraptors will be the one's making the impressions...in you!' They continued laughing, now even harder, and Li rolled his eyes.