"some weird stuff happens," said Spongebob DOING A FOURTH WALL BREAK IN THE SUMMARY IM NEVER SAFE (Parody of fix-it fics)

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The Krusty Krab is celebrating Valentine's Day and Patrick Star wants to participate in the event for some love and bum-tearing adventure. But first, he must choose a partner. Who could it be? (It's in the title).

Time traveler arrives at the end of the universe, and finds a strange restaurant.

The news about SpongeBob going missing spreads around town, but consequences and intentions are brought into light.

After Going To Prison, The Krusty Krew Have To Find Out How To Be Prisoners, And Possibly Even Escape.

Everyone in Bikini Bottom is fed up with Mr. Krabs and his inconsiderate cheapness. It's time to fight back.

SpongeBob is 33. He still lives in the same run-down town hanging with the same run-down people. Fifteen years at the Krusty Krab with horrible pay, antagonizing coworkers, and no direction. He's dug himself a hole and wants out. But what does a fry cook do to make a better life for himself? Does he finally gain the courage to drive at life's wheel? Or does he get run over?

To make up for the beginning of 'Whale of a Birthday', we've made this, with Pearl turning 18, soon graduating high school, and looking for a suitor, that may be yellow. 1st story in this series. Rated M for later moments.

A loose-ish adaptation of the famous video game. Bikini Bottom has been overrun by an army of robots, and it's up to SpongeBob and friends to bring them down! However, there may be more to this scheme behind the scenes than our beloved heroes may realise...

Randy, Sandy's twin brother, agrees to help out his daughter's school with a festival for the young children. Not long after arriving at the meeting he finds out it's just him and the only two openly gay men that work at there. The worry in his gut didn't even have time to settle in before things end up going sideways and he finds himself relapsing and barely being able to function

Left alone in the car while mom is out on errands, SpongeBob entertains himself with a pair of toy airplanes. Boring? Not with his imagination...

Miles is a new fish in town and decides to make him a new life in Bikini bottom a crazy filled town with a lot of different beings. There, he will make new friends and perhaps even more. Spongebob ain't the only main character now, boy! (Inspired by AdventureKing2017's SpongeBob stories)

Spongebob and Patrick are, once again, tasked with leaving the ocean for Shell City. However, unlike last time, they may not come home.

My personal version of Pull up a barrel based on my "Meme canon", which is all the Spongebob fics I write. Now a full blown Mr Krabs backstory fanfic!

Just another day at the Krusty Krab...

"Sí, quiero ser tu novia." 【Het】.

It’s rated m for language and inappropriate actions

What would happen if Plankton had abandoned Karen Classic for good at the end of the SpongeBob episode "Karen 2.0"? How would things have been different?

A sequel to An Ex's Revenge. An escaped criminal is out for revenge. Spongebob and Sandy are horrified to see their old foe are now back. At the same time, children are being suffocated to death and turned into dolls. Does this have anything to do with Patrick Star's murderer breaking out of jail?

Read and find out

Set in the same universe as XxShaym1nxX's "SPONGEBOB’S BACKSTORY (FANON)" fanfic. The never before told story of Patrick Star's true nature. How was he brought into this world, and how will he live in it?

While stuck at home Spongebob discovers an exciting new hobby.

The city of Bikini Bottom are shocked to discover that Patrick Star has been...well, just see for yourself. Will Spongebob get justice for his friend? I OWN NOTHING BUT THE COPS AND WENDY

An alternate universe, where Spongebob is an A-lister who is completely miserable, Patrick is some sort of a rebel, Sandy is a slut, Mr. Krabs is poor, and Squidward is successful.