Disclaimer: Okay! None of these characters are ours.well, except for us. We are Dani, Bryonna, Kira, and Hayley! We rule the world! .anyway, this is not exactly.umn.well plotted? But it is funny!

Thanks: -...o__o Thanks to Rowling for creating Fred Weasley in the first place.*Drool* So hot. -Dani -Thank you Amish Turkey Hen! Bob, I love you so much. -Kira -Help me.please, help me.-Bryonna Lalala.thank you.lalala..umn, I love Greg.ouu! Panda! -Hayley

The Four Witches From America

-After a terrible accident, that they swear was an accident and not their fault, four students, from the Jareth Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry in America, get transferred to the famous school named Hogwarts, in England.

Bryonna, the fair girl whom has a rather low self-esteem, with dark curly hair and blue-green eyes, was pacing back and fourth on the transfer train. "Why am I here?! Was any of this my idea? No! I wasn't the one who was caught throwing dungbombs at the most popular boys in school!" With this she glared at Dani, a straight, dark brown haired girl with dark, almost black almond shaped eyes, sat next to Kira, a short blond girl who thinks she is very pretty. Hayley, a girl with bright red curly hair and the most sensible of the four was sitting across from the two, laying across it so that even if Bryonna wanted to sit, she'd have to sit on the floor or Hayley's legs.

Dani raised a brow. "What? He didn't have to be such a prick that I needed to throw them in the first place. Ugh, such a follower."

Bryonna just ignored this comment. "Did I seduce half of the faculty and all the boys in my house?"

Kira started at this. "Can I help it that they all fall over my beauty like dogs over a bone?"

Hayley looked over at her. She had been watching the view from the window before this. "I'm sure that Lust Spell I showed you didn't have anything to do with that?"

Bryonna raised her head even higher, glaring down at Kira. "Anything to do with it?! It had EVERYTHING to do with it!"

Dani just giggled. "Luckily she had enough sense not to DO anything with them." She paused for a second, looking up at Bryonna. "And Bry.weren't YOU the one who helped her make it anyway?"

Bryonna blinked. "Well.umn.I thought she was doing it for homework..?" Somewhere during this Bryonna had got her wand from it's pocket of her robes and was twirling it in her fingers rather nervously. "I can't help it! You know Potions is my best class, and it was a challenge!"

"I thought it was my job to accept all challenges?" Dani shot back. Bryonna snuffed. "Just when it comes to Quidditch." While this was going on, Kira had been rambling.

"I'm good at Potions!" In the background, Hayley counted a finger, muttering 'male'. "And charms.." Hayley counted another, once again muttering 'male'. "And Transfiguration." Another.'Male'. "Care of Magical Creatures." Hayley's eyes shot up to Dani and Bryonna, saying more out loud then before. "Female?!"

Dani blinked. "..ewwwww! Kira!"

Kira snorted. "Hey! She came on to me.it helped my grade, didn't it?"

Bryonna shot up from where she had suddenly sat down on the floor. "I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!"

Kira shrugged. "None of us are! It was Dani's fault for those dungbombs."

"Not just a few. Every other week there was a dungbomb attack!" Hayley said.

"HEY! They deserved it, all of them!" Dani responded back. "And plucking all of the Deputy Headmaster's owl's feathers didn't help either?" Dani growled.

Kira raised a brow. "What? He didn't mind.THAT much...." Kira said, sniffling with false innocence.

"No, but what he did mind was when Hayley turned the featherless owl into a pair of shoes which that dog of yours started chewing!" Bryonna said, pointing at a little white dog sitting beside Dani's feet, with a tag saying 'Suger'. "That bird was never the same again..he was FURIOUS! And his feathers still didn't regrow back on top of that for months from a mix of shock and molting!"

Dani had moved protectively towards her dog as Kira muttered 'Demon Dog.'. "Looked like a bald-eagle wanna-be."

As they continued their conversation, they slowly pulled into Hogwarts. A rather large, huge man stood there, with a short man in comparison, with a long beard, standing beside him. Hayley heaved a sigh. "Well, here comes another un-expecting school." Dani giggled. Bryonna got a pathetic look and whimpered. "So much for being Head Girl." Kira smirked evilly, raising her wand as she licked it suggestively, speaking in a far-too seriously tone. "I can show you how to be Head Girl, Bryonna.." The other three just kind of stared at her as the train slowed to a complete stop. This begins the Self-Proclaimed Goddesses Sixth Year, but now at Hogwarts. (Feel sorry for them, don'tcha?)