Gimli The Pimp
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I wanted to put some definitions here, but I can't find my dictionary.
Gimli is dancing around singing, "I'm a pimp, I'm a pimp," (to the tune of la Cucaracha) He is wearing a pimp outfit. Legolas and Figwit walk in and join him singing, "He's a pimp, he's a pimp," Figwit and Gimli stop dancing, but Legolas continues. Figwit and Gimli say, "What were we doing," to themselves. Gimli leaves for the filming of A Day in the life of John Rhys- Davies, where he plays John Rhys-Davies himself. Gimli walks into the area that they are shooting at that time, and crashes into a microphone suspended from the thingy that suspends microphones outside. After recovering, Merry runs up to Gimli and pulls his beard. He then runs away as fast as he can, Gimli chases after him. While Gimli is chasing, he accidentally knocks Boromir's shield down a waterfall and Boromir dives in after it. Gimli continues to run, and runs over the bridge of Kaazad-dum, and keeps running, he finally gets back to where he started, out of breath, and everything. He then asks some Figwit, because Legolas is still dancing, if he had seen Merry. "Yeah, he's up in that tree, the one that you're leaning on," says Figwit. Gimli's eye's cross, as they do whenever he gets upset, and all of the sudden, Merry and Pippin fall right on top of him.
That was all we could come up with, stupid, no?
I wanted to put some definitions here, but I can't find my dictionary.
Gimli is dancing around singing, "I'm a pimp, I'm a pimp," (to the tune of la Cucaracha) He is wearing a pimp outfit. Legolas and Figwit walk in and join him singing, "He's a pimp, he's a pimp," Figwit and Gimli stop dancing, but Legolas continues. Figwit and Gimli say, "What were we doing," to themselves. Gimli leaves for the filming of A Day in the life of John Rhys- Davies, where he plays John Rhys-Davies himself. Gimli walks into the area that they are shooting at that time, and crashes into a microphone suspended from the thingy that suspends microphones outside. After recovering, Merry runs up to Gimli and pulls his beard. He then runs away as fast as he can, Gimli chases after him. While Gimli is chasing, he accidentally knocks Boromir's shield down a waterfall and Boromir dives in after it. Gimli continues to run, and runs over the bridge of Kaazad-dum, and keeps running, he finally gets back to where he started, out of breath, and everything. He then asks some Figwit, because Legolas is still dancing, if he had seen Merry. "Yeah, he's up in that tree, the one that you're leaning on," says Figwit. Gimli's eye's cross, as they do whenever he gets upset, and all of the sudden, Merry and Pippin fall right on top of him.
That was all we could come up with, stupid, no?