Ryou: *reads ahead, sweatdrop* Oh crap...
WSJ: ^__^ Lovely, isn't it! I don't own YGO and my siblings/yami/authoress friends own themselves.
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PCHANGE -- Chapter 2: Holly and Home Videos
(Credit for the home videos idea goes to my lovely co-authoress Baby Winter, aka Li. *Li runs in wearing a red-and-green jester's cap and trips over the shag rug on WSJ's floor* 0.o;... Um...)
In the silence that followed Yami-WSJ's statement, sounds of chewing could be heard. This was followed by sweatdrops all around, until finally Seto got annoyed. "Chikusho! What is that?"
Feline's jaw dropped, and WSJ groaned. "You baka!!! How dare you curse in front of her! Let alone Canine and Mokuba!" She slapped him over the head. Seto was just about to say something in return when a squeal rang through the house.
"YAMI! Don't eat that!"
There was a sudden mass stampede as everyone ran for the den, where the yell had come from. Seto, Yami-Malik, and Pegasus fell over in laughter, and Bakura grabbed the camera from Mai and began to busily snap pictures. Everyone else was straining to hold in giggles, but only Tea, Feline, and Katya looked down-right pessimistic.
Yami was on his hands and knees on the floor, a long string of decrotive holly in his mouth. Yugi was tugging on the other end, trying to get him to let go.
Even Joey was struggling to hold in giggles, and managed to snicker to Seto, "So, who's the dog now Kaiba?"
At this line Kaiba bursts out laughing, even more so then he was. Joey, Bakura, Yami-Malik, Hotaru, and WSJ joined him on the floor, laughing their heads off.
"Dear sweet mother-of-pearl! This is too much!!!" Malik laughed, tears of mirth running down his face. He and Ryou were leaning against each other to keep from falling over.
"Hey," Katya asked, puzzled. "Isn't holly supposed to be poisonous?"
"Yes!" Yugi grunted, still trying to get the holly away from Yami, who was now growling at his aibou. "And a little help here would be nice!"
Katya, Tea, and Feline, the resident Yami-fans/Yugi-fans, ran over to do the midget's bidding. Feline grabbed him around the waist, Katya grabbed her around the waist, and Tea grabbed Katya's shoulders. They began to tug along with Yugi, but unfortunatly the ex-pharoah was still a bit too strong.
"Oh for Egypt's sakes! Just let him have it!" Isis said, looking rather bored.
The three fangirls gave her annoyed looks. "We don't want Yami-sama to die!!!" Yugi just sweatdropped and nodded slightly.
"Oh in the name of Ra! He's already dead!" Yami-Malik said, throwing his hands into the air.
Yugi blinked again, realized he was right, and, desiding it wasn't worth pulling a muscle over, let go of the holly chain. Unfortunately, Yami was still tugging with all his might on the other end. Letting go so quickly sent Yugi tumbling backwards, right into Katya's lap. The two stared at each other for a moment, both of them faintly blushing, before they realized what they were doing and scrambled away from each other.
And, of course, when Yugi had gone flying backwards, so did Yami. The poor Pharoah never knew what had hit him. One moment he was trying to get the yummy green suff away from his aibou, and the next he's smacking into a body.
Mystery person: Omph!
Yami rolls off of the person to see that it's a girl who he'd never seen before, standing, or rather, now sitting, in front of a large purple and blue hole in the wall that also hadn't been there previously. She sits up, rubbing her head, and looks around. "The heck?"
WSJ sweatdrops and goes over to help her up. "Don't ask, please, just don't..."
The rest of the cast blinked. "Um... Who are you and where have you come from?" Yami-Malik asked, obviously puzzled.
Katya, WSJ, Hotaru, and Li stared at him like he was insane, glanced back at the purple-and-blue hole, and then back to him. They sweatdropped slightly and said in unison, "Plot Hole."
The new girl grinned and nodded. "You bet! My name's Rosie-sama, I'm WSJ's best friend/aibou/partner-in-crime in real life."
WSJ suddenly notices the large black bag slung over her friend's shoulder. "You got them?"
Rosie nodded and grinned evilly. "You bet!"
"Got what?" Seto asked, confused.
Rosie glanced over at him, then did a double-take and froze. "Kaiba-sama!" She shook herself out of WSJ's grip and ran to the CEO, knocking him to the floor in a flying tackle.
This set everyone (except, of course, Kaiba) off laughing again. Rosie was sitting contentedly on Seto's lap, hugging him around the neck.
"Can't... Breathe!" Seto gasped, trying to pry the fangirl-ish teen off him. WSJ chuckled and pulled her best friend off of him.
"You can't love him if he's dead!"
Rosie's face fell and she nodded, before remembering the black bag she carried and grinned evilly. "This'll be fun...!"
"Come on," WSJ led them into the livingroom and everyone found seats. Ryou, Bakura, and Malik collapsed onto the couch. Kaiba snagged the armchair and Mokuba climbed up on his lap. Li and Isis pulled in chairs from the kitchen, and everyone else took seats on the floor. Rosie and WSJ sat down on the mantle in front of the fireplace and turned around so that no one could see what they were doing. There was a lot of whispering and fervent giggling, and then WSJ jumped up to pop a tape into the VCR.
The screen came on, and at first it was fuzzy. Then it came into focus, and showed a small, blond toddler, completely in the nude, dancing around and singing the Barney song. He only looked to be about three or four.
The cast stared in awe at the screen for a moment, and then slowly turned to look at a certain blond.
Seto grinned maliciously and snickered. "So, Joey, when were you planning to tell us about this?"
Malik and his yami, on the other hand, were frantically clawing at their eyes. "I'm blind! I shall never see again!" Malik wailed.
"Too many disturbing images!!!" Yami-Malik added.
Mai was laughing hysterically. "Oh Joseph, you've done a lot of stupid things, but this takes the cake!"
Joey blushed to the roots of his hair. "I was three! Give me a break!" He rounded on WSJ and Rosie, who were giggling. "How could you do this to me?!?"
"Easily!" they chorused, grinning at him.
"But," WSJ said, "You can choose who's embarrassing home video we show next."
Joey's eyes lit up. "Anyone?"
Rosie nodded. "Anyone in thsi room. I've got tapes of 'em all! Even Katya, Li, Hotaru, and you, WSJ."
The authroesses gulped,a dn WSJ glared at her best friend. "Rosie! How could you!?!"
"Noooo!" Hotaru moaned. "If we get out of this alive, I'm going to kill you Rosie!"
"I'm going to kill Li for even suggesting it!" Katya said.
Li sweatdropped slightly. "I think I'll just hide..."
Rosie grinned, adding a bit of sadism to it. "Sorry, all the doors and windows of this room have automatically locked, and they won't open again until each and every video has been shown!"
"Fine!" WSJ growled, her fingers twitching from the surpressed erge to strangle the snickering red-head. "Let's just get on with it then! Joey?"
The blond contemplated, looking around the room with a thoughtful expression on his face. "I pick..."
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WSJ: I need video suggestions! Anybody, including the yamis! (You'll see how that's possible a little later) Oh, and Li, Hotaru, Katya, I need you guys to e-mail me your most embarrassing moment for your tapes. ^_~ Don't put it in a review, because then other people can see it. Also, who should Joey pick?
God bless minna-san!