Deathscyhe: You are getting sleepy.. you are getting very sleepy.... you wil forget about my punishment, and i will get that trip to hawaii....

Me:...unun...uuuuhhh...*staring blankly ahead, ears and tail dropping slightly*

Deathscythe: YES!!! I have hypnotized my writer!!!

Ebony:*glancing up from the bible, half way through it* What did you do this time?

Deathscythe: I have found an early end to this muse buisness!

Ebony:*puts bible down and walks over to me, and waves her right paw/hand infront of my face*...Hakutwo?

Me:..un...

Ebony: Oh great D.scythe, you zombiefied our writer.

Deathscythe: I don't care i am now free from my grounding!!!

Ebony:*Glances behind the black and blue mewtwo...* D.scythe, you remember Tenshi right?

Deathscythe: Yeah? Why?

Ebony: Well... she is right behind you, and doesn't look all that happy....

Deathscythe:*turns around and eyes get wide as he sees the angel of doom, wings spread wide as can be* H-hi tenshi...

Tenshi:*Glares at the mewtwo while narrowing her eyes.* You little pea headed baka....

Ebony:*whistling inocently* D.scythe i think you should run, Tenshi is an ex war angel....

Deathscythe:*O.O;*

Tenshi:*Grinning evilly* Boo.

Deathscythe: Ahhhh!!!!!!!*runs away with a laughing angel behind him.*

Ebony:.. Hmm, that was intresting,*turns back and looks at zombified writer and glances at the bible* maybe i can get Hakutwo back before this story ends, anyways my writer does not own pokemon, dbz, nor anything else she has put in past disclaimers, this also will explain how the character learned the kame hame ha wave, now as she would say, start the fic!
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muttering under my breath for the hundreth time I glared around the forest and then back at my pokegear.

"You know, it's just my luck that my pokegear would break... the day after the warrenty ran out..."

"Charchar mandercha..." Ruby added as he sat down with a sigh, "yeah, I'm sorry little one, but I have to use the potions sparringly and-" my rumbling tummy interupted me, I hadn't ate anything sense breakfast...

"Charmander!?" Ruby cried out as he stared at my mid section and pointed, I just let out a sigh, "No Ruby, I do not have a monster inside of me, it was my tummy, telling me it wants food."

Ruby cocked his head to the left to where my back pack was and pointed, "Charman... charchaman?" ruby asked while pointing at the said item.

"No, I forgot to pack human rations...."

"Char!"

"No, I am not going to waste that debt of you know what, I may really need help in the future..." I let out another defeated sigh and slumped down by my charmander, "We're lost, let's face facts." I said, my ego deflated, and I didn't have much of an ego to start with...

I don't know how long we sat there untill we heard the explosions off in the distance and then pokemon came dashing, sprinting and running by, Ruby was nearly pulled away from me by a swarm of caterpie and i made a wild grab for the fire lizard and got him by his right paw, "CHARMANDER!" Ruby roared out, expressing the need for the knowledge I wanted to learn also.

And then we found out what was 'causing those explosions... I was starting to get the urge to smack the next person I ran into, unfurtunitly for me it just so happened to be...

"I will rule the world!" The robot anounced as it demolished five trees with a single step.

I stalked up to the iron and steel monster and put my hands on my hips, "And what are ~you~ doing here." I demanded from it.

The thing turned a beady red eye to me, " I was built by doctor gero to take over the world!"

"..Huzah huza whatza to do what!?" I said as my hand froze in a pointing position.

"I said dr. gero, human." the robot growled and took a step closer.

Whoo boy, I was in trouble now, I had heard of dimensional rips before in my first life, but never had I met something that had lived the jurney... although a 'bot wasn't alive technicaly...

just as i thought i was going to be crushed...

"Big Bang Attack!!!" A hard and very angry voice yelled and a big blast of ki energy came exploding out of nowhere, and just when i think i'm gonna die, i get grabbed and apear thirty feet away from the explosion's shock wave.

"Vegeta!" The one who saved me yelled out in slight annoyence, "You nearly killed this girl and her pet!"

"Kakkarot, we have bigger problems than that you imbacile, or do you not remember about the other three robots mucking about!?" The much shorter, and more tensed one nearly bellowed out.

Kakkarot laughed as he scratched the back of his head, "Oh yeah..."

I could have sworn Vegeta wanted to let out a feral howl and rip Kakkarot to shreds on the spot, but instead, "You use that beam attack of yours and I'll use final flash." Vegeta spat out as he zoomed off before a huge flash lit up the area and he glowed a bright yellow, another flash from behind warned me Kakkarot had done the same.

I quickly got out of the way before I was even asked as he placed his hands together, "Kaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeee...." He muttered out while bringing his hands backwards and pointed the down some, "Haaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeee...." He added and a spot of ki energy formed, very powerful ki energy formed, "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Kakkarot bellowed out while shoving his hands forward and the beam flew off at the giant robot, it tried to dodge but another attack with nearly the same amount of power came tearing towards the robot to the left, but it wasn't enough.

Well if they could do it, so could I.

Narrowing my eyes while I motioned for ruby to get behind me, I cupped my hands together, "Kaaaaaaameeeeee..." I said as I brought my hands back, ignoring the looks from the other two, this was my planet, I had been chosen to gaurd it, although that was awhile ago..., "Haaaaaameeeeee...." "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" I cried out and threw my hands forward just as the beam formed and erupted with more power than i had ever handled before, nearly the same amount as hyper beam or aeroblast.

My attack was just enough to help destroy the robot, it was blown to smithereins.

"Wow..."I said in awe.
"Char..."
"Neat..."

A stress mark apeared on Vegeta's head as he watched the three of us, "You girl, explain how you can use that attack, you aren't even a sayin!"

I just shot Vegeta a glare, and puffed my chest out as I stood to my full height, of four feet ten inches, it was a good thing I was still growing, " I am Haku, which means dragon when translated, and I'm a reincarnated gaurdian of this planet and if you try anything funny I will use that attack on you." I added while crossing my arms.

"Why you-" Vegeta started to say but Kakkarot hit Vegeta upside the head and whistled inocently as he caught Vegeta by the coller, "My name's Goku, and I know Vegeta would love to stay and chat, but we have to save three other places from robots like that, here's something for your trouble." Kakka-er- Goku said as he tossed a small bag to me and then disapeared again.

I opened the bag and nearly fainted, there was a lump of pure gold in there, "Well," I comented dryly, "Ruby we won't have to worry about money problems for awhile when we reach pewter city."

Ruby didn't answer me and I turned around to see why, the reason was Ruby was hugging, or trying to hug a basket with suplise in it, "Charcharchar!" Ruby yelled as he wagged his tail happily.

"You know Ruby," I said as while pulling a sandwhich out of the basket, "That Goku guy was pretty nice, but Vegeta needs to lighten up, he's going to get an ulcer before he's thirty."
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"kakkarot, where is that capsule that bulma gave me for my lunch." Vegeta hised out, voice full of menace.

Goku whistled again inocently, "I left it with the girl and that little dragon of hers- HEY!" Goku yelped as he dodged a small bang attack.

"THAT WAS MINE KAKKAROT!!!!" Vegeta bellowed out as he attacked Goku.

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Ebony:*sighs and puts the bible down* This isn't working...

Tenshi: Well it won't work, the bible is for making people fall asleep, not wake up.*crouches down* ... Hey Haku, lookie! the five pilots from gundam wing!*points at the five pilots that looked slightly annoyed.. well heero does*.. Okay, you guys can go now! Thank you and buh-bye!!

Me:.....

Tenshi:...Hmm.... Hakutwo look! a barosaurus!

Me:....

Tenshi: HAKUTWO!!! IT'S JACKIE CHAN!!!

Me:.....unuh..

Tenshi:*picks her hand up and snaps her fingers, thunder booms across the land*.. Looks like the lights are on but no-one's home...

Ebony: Is that bad?

Tenshi:... Only if our boss finds out about it..

Ebony: Who's our boss?

Tenshi:*taps her fingers together nervously* A dragon... a very big dragon...

Ebony:... Bigger than five gods dragon?

Tenshi: He would make that dragon look like a baby..

Ebony:*o.o*...I think we better try and wake haku up...um, please leave a review before you go...