Chibi Bakura's First December
Mystical Knight Dragon: Hello! I'm back! Sorry for the shortness of the previous chappie... Actually, I think this one might be even shorter _ Anyways, lossa thanks to my reviewers: Shiroi Yuki and Passion!!! The pizza dude was Homer Simpson. I suck at describing, don't I? (Everyone: *nods* Yes you do!) Ah well... *gives Shiroi Yugi and Passion complementary doughnuts anyways* Anything that I had said last time still applies. Not quite sure what I said last time, but whatever...
Warnings: Mucho character bashing, OOC, and yaoi. Don't like? Then go away.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Ok? Ok.
December 24: The Perfect Gift
Chibi Bakura was having an uneasy sleep. He was having a dream where a giant pair of unblinking eyeballs was (A/N: Doesn't correct English sound weird?) staring at him. He tried to run away from them, but they followed him wherever he went. At last he couldn't run any farther. He collapsed on the ground and turned to face them: those big chocolate-brown orbs that just stared and didn't blink. They began to close in on the chibi, and he felt as if he was being swallowed up into their depths.
Chibi Bakura jerked awake in a cold sweat only to find his hikari's chocolate-brown eyes looking into his. "Are you alright?" Chibi Ryou asked his yami. "You were yelling in your sleep."
The darker half blinked a bit and overlooked his light's kindness. "What do you want Ryou?" he spat at him.
Chibi Ryou quailed under his yami's anger, but managed to gasp out, "Christmas is tomorrow. Are you done with your shopping?" Chibi Bakura groaned. He had gotten presents for everyone he knew using that old lady's credit card. Everyone's.except his hikari's. "I take it you're not done," Chibi Ryou continued, using his yami's groan for an answer. "You'd better get out of bed and hurry up!" Chibi Bakura groaned again.
*Chibi Bakura's POV*
My hikari sounds like an overprotective mother. Chibi Malik's yami isn't too annoyingly protective. Heck, he doesn't even care what happens to his hikari, just as long as no one else touches him. Still, that's no excuse for me to not get Ryou a gift. I roll out of bed and landed on the floor learning that carpet is /not/ soft. I get up and reach into my closet for something to wear. Ryou, by this time, had left the room, leaving me alone to my thoughts. What can I get him? I know! I'll call Malik for some ideas!
I threw on some clothes, ran out of my room, down the stairs, and into the kitchen, grabbed the phone, and was dialing the Ishtar's number in a matter of seconds. It rang quite a few times before anyone picked up.
"Hello?" asked the tired voice on the other end.
It was Isis! My palms grew clammy, my throat dry, and my voice raspy. I took a deep breath and managed to muster a "Hey Isis!"
There was a slight pause and a giant crash before she said, "Sorry Bakura; but Malik is unconscious right now, and Marik is setting the neighbor's new car on fire."
"Oh," I said, sounding like an idiot. "Well, that's alright. I just needed some ideas on what I should get my hikari for Christmas. I know /they/ would've told me that I should get him knives or chainsaws, but he's not really into the whole killing thing."
"Hmm..." Isis thought aloud. I could imagine her every movement as she wandered around, looking around for ideas on what I could get Ryou. I almost laughed when I thought about what Malik would say if he knew that I was thinking about his sister this way.
At about this point, I realized that I was also wandering about. I looked around to see where I was and found that I was in Ryou's room. I looked at his organization, but found no Ryou. I really wish that I could've seen his sweet face. I was going to leave right then when Isis yelled that she had thought of the perfect gift.
/That's odd,/ I thought to myself. /I forgot that I was even talking to her. Hmm... Usually when that happens, I talk aloud. Oh my gosh! She probably heard me say that I wanted to see Ryou! Why am I freaking out? It's not like I'm in love with him or anything... Crud! I'm doing it again! Why do I keep talking to myself out loud?!/
"Are you done?" Isis asked. She knows I like him! Wait... I /don't/ like him. Or do I? Isis sighted. "You really need to learn how to talk to yourself."
"What are you doing in my room?" Ryou asked from behind me. I probably jumped fifty feet in the air I freaked out so much. How long had he been standing there? Why hadn't I heard him come in? Ryou sighed. "You /really/ need to learn how to talk to yourself," he mocked. Had I been talking out lout /again/?! "Yes, and by the way, I just got here. Now, please leave. I gotta wrap presents."
"You mean I have to /wrap/ what I got everyone?!" I asked.
"Yes!" Ryou and Isis yelled at me at the same time.
"Gosh..." I muttered as I left the room. Once out, I asked Isis what she thought of that I could get Ryou. She told me, and my smile grew wider and wider with every word. We hung up a bit later, and I ran to finish wrapping the presents that I had bought. I wasn't finished wrapping and shopping until about 11 o'clock. By that time I was exhausted and fell straight to sleep.
Mystical Knight Dragon: And there's chappie 3! I hope you liked it! Please review!!! I need ideas on presents that everybody got everybody else. And if you can guess what Bakura is giving Ryou, then I'll give you a complimentary doughnut. Good bribe?
Mystical Knight Dragon: Hello! I'm back! Sorry for the shortness of the previous chappie... Actually, I think this one might be even shorter _ Anyways, lossa thanks to my reviewers: Shiroi Yuki and Passion!!! The pizza dude was Homer Simpson. I suck at describing, don't I? (Everyone: *nods* Yes you do!) Ah well... *gives Shiroi Yugi and Passion complementary doughnuts anyways* Anything that I had said last time still applies. Not quite sure what I said last time, but whatever...
Warnings: Mucho character bashing, OOC, and yaoi. Don't like? Then go away.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Ok? Ok.
December 24: The Perfect Gift
Chibi Bakura was having an uneasy sleep. He was having a dream where a giant pair of unblinking eyeballs was (A/N: Doesn't correct English sound weird?) staring at him. He tried to run away from them, but they followed him wherever he went. At last he couldn't run any farther. He collapsed on the ground and turned to face them: those big chocolate-brown orbs that just stared and didn't blink. They began to close in on the chibi, and he felt as if he was being swallowed up into their depths.
Chibi Bakura jerked awake in a cold sweat only to find his hikari's chocolate-brown eyes looking into his. "Are you alright?" Chibi Ryou asked his yami. "You were yelling in your sleep."
The darker half blinked a bit and overlooked his light's kindness. "What do you want Ryou?" he spat at him.
Chibi Ryou quailed under his yami's anger, but managed to gasp out, "Christmas is tomorrow. Are you done with your shopping?" Chibi Bakura groaned. He had gotten presents for everyone he knew using that old lady's credit card. Everyone's.except his hikari's. "I take it you're not done," Chibi Ryou continued, using his yami's groan for an answer. "You'd better get out of bed and hurry up!" Chibi Bakura groaned again.
*Chibi Bakura's POV*
My hikari sounds like an overprotective mother. Chibi Malik's yami isn't too annoyingly protective. Heck, he doesn't even care what happens to his hikari, just as long as no one else touches him. Still, that's no excuse for me to not get Ryou a gift. I roll out of bed and landed on the floor learning that carpet is /not/ soft. I get up and reach into my closet for something to wear. Ryou, by this time, had left the room, leaving me alone to my thoughts. What can I get him? I know! I'll call Malik for some ideas!
I threw on some clothes, ran out of my room, down the stairs, and into the kitchen, grabbed the phone, and was dialing the Ishtar's number in a matter of seconds. It rang quite a few times before anyone picked up.
"Hello?" asked the tired voice on the other end.
It was Isis! My palms grew clammy, my throat dry, and my voice raspy. I took a deep breath and managed to muster a "Hey Isis!"
There was a slight pause and a giant crash before she said, "Sorry Bakura; but Malik is unconscious right now, and Marik is setting the neighbor's new car on fire."
"Oh," I said, sounding like an idiot. "Well, that's alright. I just needed some ideas on what I should get my hikari for Christmas. I know /they/ would've told me that I should get him knives or chainsaws, but he's not really into the whole killing thing."
"Hmm..." Isis thought aloud. I could imagine her every movement as she wandered around, looking around for ideas on what I could get Ryou. I almost laughed when I thought about what Malik would say if he knew that I was thinking about his sister this way.
At about this point, I realized that I was also wandering about. I looked around to see where I was and found that I was in Ryou's room. I looked at his organization, but found no Ryou. I really wish that I could've seen his sweet face. I was going to leave right then when Isis yelled that she had thought of the perfect gift.
/That's odd,/ I thought to myself. /I forgot that I was even talking to her. Hmm... Usually when that happens, I talk aloud. Oh my gosh! She probably heard me say that I wanted to see Ryou! Why am I freaking out? It's not like I'm in love with him or anything... Crud! I'm doing it again! Why do I keep talking to myself out loud?!/
"Are you done?" Isis asked. She knows I like him! Wait... I /don't/ like him. Or do I? Isis sighted. "You really need to learn how to talk to yourself."
"What are you doing in my room?" Ryou asked from behind me. I probably jumped fifty feet in the air I freaked out so much. How long had he been standing there? Why hadn't I heard him come in? Ryou sighed. "You /really/ need to learn how to talk to yourself," he mocked. Had I been talking out lout /again/?! "Yes, and by the way, I just got here. Now, please leave. I gotta wrap presents."
"You mean I have to /wrap/ what I got everyone?!" I asked.
"Yes!" Ryou and Isis yelled at me at the same time.
"Gosh..." I muttered as I left the room. Once out, I asked Isis what she thought of that I could get Ryou. She told me, and my smile grew wider and wider with every word. We hung up a bit later, and I ran to finish wrapping the presents that I had bought. I wasn't finished wrapping and shopping until about 11 o'clock. By that time I was exhausted and fell straight to sleep.
Mystical Knight Dragon: And there's chappie 3! I hope you liked it! Please review!!! I need ideas on presents that everybody got everybody else. And if you can guess what Bakura is giving Ryou, then I'll give you a complimentary doughnut. Good bribe?