Stupid Computer

I pull the chair back and turn on the screen.

I take control of the wheel.

Time to write of all the things I've seen;

Time to tell them what I feel.

Was it a bad day, or far from that?

My friends will soon find out.

I compose a letter or try to chat

And find what my computer's all about.

I type for hours, make everything right,

And then I just press "send."

Then this stupid thing start to fight,

And my computer connection ends.

I re-logon to try again; I have too much to say.

But the evil beast inside this thing

Say, "No huh-uh, no not today."

So I log back on to talk to one,

I've adored for the longest time.

The going's good, I have some fun;

Then the Computer Gods send me a sign.

Just as the conversation gets going,

Towards a deeper and better direction;

A message box pops up instead showing

I have lost the f***ing connection.