I don't own anyyyy of these characters.... so ermmmm..... don't sue me....
I'm supposed to be funny.
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I was quite Giddy, forgive the idiotic word which does not fit my menacing stature in the least. Ah but i was, Giddy, when it happened, You know the whole "Making Shmee" Stage. Who made me? Well thats easy.
I was the early works of Senore Diablo, so self-named and pathetic, isn't he? But yes i was made for the children of hell.... You know... Limbo or whatever it is that its known by. Senore Diablo has a factory, deep into the farest points of hell. Thats where i was made. Not made with love and care mind you,no , Not in the least. Acctually i was made with the "Black- Magic" of Senore Diablo, belive or not, i shudder to remember but I, once looked like a Valentines Day bear. Yes, Lace and all. Quite insane, isn't it?
When i was first brought to the factory a wholesome, happy "Valentine Love" bear Senore Diablo took some tweezers and pulled out my old eyes, In place he put blocks of Kryptonite , Forgive me if it sounds far fetched but it is true. So Very true. He ripped off the over-sized frilly trimed heart out of my hands and dipped me in a concotion of different types of things burned, Me , soaking in there smoke.
After my "Sauna" So to speak, i was ripped open and all my cottony innards were pillaged, in place Senore Diablo rounded up kids from all over hell and cut their hair, stuffing me with the remains. At the top of my head he placed 3 hairs from his dog.... Woofles or something.... I was poorly stitched back up.
Somehow he had left me at his home, His son picked me up, I , Helplessly was dragged along.
We ended up in the park. Hours and hours of play and he forgot me in the sandbox. A little screaming child walked up to me and picked me up. I suppose he found it funny that i made a "Shmmeekeeeshmeeee" noise when dropped. He named me 'Shmee'. How very cute. Not. Don't make me vomit. I am now stranded with this child and his insane neighboor. I need out. Please help me.
....I'm a nice trama sponge really....
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I was quite Giddy, forgive the idiotic word which does not fit my menacing stature in the least. Ah but i was, Giddy, when it happened, You know the whole "Making Shmee" Stage. Who made me? Well thats easy.
I was the early works of Senore Diablo, so self-named and pathetic, isn't he? But yes i was made for the children of hell.... You know... Limbo or whatever it is that its known by. Senore Diablo has a factory, deep into the farest points of hell. Thats where i was made. Not made with love and care mind you,no , Not in the least. Acctually i was made with the "Black- Magic" of Senore Diablo, belive or not, i shudder to remember but I, once looked like a Valentines Day bear. Yes, Lace and all. Quite insane, isn't it?
When i was first brought to the factory a wholesome, happy "Valentine Love" bear Senore Diablo took some tweezers and pulled out my old eyes, In place he put blocks of Kryptonite , Forgive me if it sounds far fetched but it is true. So Very true. He ripped off the over-sized frilly trimed heart out of my hands and dipped me in a concotion of different types of things burned, Me , soaking in there smoke.
After my "Sauna" So to speak, i was ripped open and all my cottony innards were pillaged, in place Senore Diablo rounded up kids from all over hell and cut their hair, stuffing me with the remains. At the top of my head he placed 3 hairs from his dog.... Woofles or something.... I was poorly stitched back up.
Somehow he had left me at his home, His son picked me up, I , Helplessly was dragged along.
We ended up in the park. Hours and hours of play and he forgot me in the sandbox. A little screaming child walked up to me and picked me up. I suppose he found it funny that i made a "Shmmeekeeeshmeeee" noise when dropped. He named me 'Shmee'. How very cute. Not. Don't make me vomit. I am now stranded with this child and his insane neighboor. I need out. Please help me.
....I'm a nice trama sponge really....