Ok I'm taking a break from the survival course story cuz this one just came
to me and it was so funny I had to write it for you all!!!! Plz read and
enjoy!!!!
Oh and the characters might be a little OOC at times but it is funny so I'll stop and let you read in peace.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ no matter how much I want to!!!
The DBZ team was gathered in a small room somewhere in capsule corp. Gohan brushed off the script and read "Vegeta the not so ugly um…. duckling"
"But Veggie's not a duck???"
"I know that dad. But I don't know what's going on?? Will you start already oh great narrator???"
GRRRR I won't be ordered around by one of Kakkarot's brats!!
"Vegeta??? You're the narrator??"
NO you have the script! Therefore kami has given YOU the narration JOB!
"WHAT??"
Haha brat! I can't be the narrator and the main character! Heck! I won't even be the main character if it wasn't for the Onna.
"Why not??"
Cuz it's impossible for me to play both!! I thought you were the one that went to school???
"Jeez!! Ok fine!"
"Well brat??"
What's up now Vegeta??
"You wanna start the story or do I have to come over and blast you??"
I'm starting it! I'm starting it!! Once upon a time there was…… hey where'd Vegeta go???
"I'm right here! So hurry up!!!"
Right where???
"In here brat!!"
Your kidding right??
"NO! I'm supposed to be a duckling right???"
Right.
"And where do ducklings come from???"
Big ducks??
"GRRRR are you sure you ever went to school??? Brat!!???"
Okay. Okay. Calm down Vegeta. They come from eggs happy??
"GRRRR"
Hehe wrong question for you.
Will you quit your babbling and get on with it already!!! It's a little cramped in this thing!!!"
Sorry Vegeta. Now where was I ??
"About to die?!"
Come on now Vegeta, you can't kill me.
" Give me one reason why not???"
I'm the all-powerful narrator and if you kill me, which you can't, you'll be stuck in that egg!!
"Dam brat!! Fine just get on with it!!"
Ok. Once upon a time there was a big mother duck.
"I have come to sit on my eggs."
Hahahahahahaha Pic…Piccolo hehehehehehehe who made you the mother duck????
"I'm not the mother duck!"
Well Em….. your covered in feathers, you said you're gonna sit on your eggs and……Hahaha your wearing a pink bonnet!!!!!
"Yeah"
Em…hehe okay what DO think you are???
"I'm the substitute mother duck. ChiChi refused to wear feathers and she can be quite convincing at times."
Hahaha you mean you had a run in with the almighty frying pan, before getting conned into this??
" Well…yeah"
Hehe okay so there was a SUBSTITUTE mother duck. She walked over to the nest and sat down.
"AHH get off you Namekian lump!!!"
Piccolo I think you should lower you power level.
"Fine! * Reading from script* I hope these eggs will hatch soon."
She waited ……and waited ……and waited for the eggs to hatch.
"Perhaps this will help??"
The substitute mother duck then proceeded to fire a …….NO wait piccolo don't!!!
"What??"
You can't blast the eggs!!
"Huh? I was just going to warm them so they would hatch?"
Oookkkaayy…so the substitute mother duck then proceeded to warm the eggs using a ki blast.
"Dam Namek stop already!!! These shell's don't provide a lot of heat resistance!!"
Crack
Krillen??
"Hey Gohan"
Hehe like the hair do!
"Leave my feathers alone!"
Crack
"Huh??"
Over here dad!
"Gohan?? Err… what's going on???"
Crack
Bulma???
"Hey! That's Bulma the duckling!"
Em… yeah I think your taking this a little too seriously…
Crack
"O_o Bulma you look mmmmmmm gggoooodddd!!"
"Why that dirty…..!!!!"
Vegeta calm down!. And which idiot let master Roshi on the set???
"Hehehe"
Krillen?!
"Oops"
Crack
"Hey what am I doing in this???"
North Kai??? Shouldn't you be in other world??
" Yeah! Oh well I don't mind a day off!"
Join the party.
Crack
…??
Dud egg…
Crack Crack
Twins??
"Mwhahaha!!"
Freeza!?? Cooler!?? Where do they get these ppl?? Are we running out of actors?? And who in their right mind would cast these creatures???
*shakes head * never mind back to the script. The substitute mother duck looked her babies over one by one. Each one was yellowier and fluffier than the last. Finally the last egg cracked open.
"at last!! I've only been stuck in that thing for hours!!"
"Vegeta get some clothes on!!!"
"Grrr this is a children's story Onna so tell them I have clothes on!!"
Trust me he DOES have clothes on! *Shudder*
"But he doesn't???"
Fine dad! He's wearing a….
"Don't say it!!!"
A…..
"I'll only warn you once!!"
A….. Grey/brown duck outfit!!!! Hehehehee OWCH hey Vegeta!!!
"I did warn you!"
Anyway… the last duckling was a large and clumsy and a dirty grey colour.
"Hey!!!"
What now??? *Dodges ki blast* wow!! Vegeta calm down!! I only read what it said!
"Give me that! * The last duckling was large and clums…. Dam brat!*"
Well??
"What??"
I need the script back.
"Here!"
Thx. As I was going to say, the substitute mother duck thought….
" How big and ugly he is! I wonder if he's a turkey chick?"
"Come over here and say that Namek!!"
Vegeta! He's only reading his lines!!! *Reading from script* But she loved him just the same. *Looks up* Hey no sparring this is suppose to be a loving scene not one of mayhem and violence!!
" I refuse to say THAT! Line"
Piccolo please??
"no never!!"
I'll just have to call mum and tell her. She'll be ssoo angry that I had to phone….
" Fine! You defiantly have your mothers traits!"
Thx piccolo
"*Sighs reading from script* but I love you anyway Vegeta."
See that wasn't so bad?
"DIE Namek!!!!"
Err… I'll hurry this bit before someone gets killed.
Anyway next day the substitute mother duck lead her babies to the pond. The ugly duckling swam as well as the rest of them so he couldn't be a turkey chick. Well except for ducklings Freeza and Cooler, who sank…
"I will be back….."
"No one can defeat me!!!…."
Bye guys! Hehe
"Gohan!!"
yes??
"That wasn't in the script!!"
I know but I couldn't resist! I'm starting to like this all powerful narrator thing.
*****************************************
Next time…..
Will narrator Gohan kill the rest of the ducklings?????
Will piccolo ever catch a break??
Will the author ever finish a story????
You can find out next time if you R+R!!!!
(R+R means Read and Review!!! The little blueish button that says (review) thx!!)
Veggieluver
Oh and the characters might be a little OOC at times but it is funny so I'll stop and let you read in peace.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ no matter how much I want to!!!
The DBZ team was gathered in a small room somewhere in capsule corp. Gohan brushed off the script and read "Vegeta the not so ugly um…. duckling"
"But Veggie's not a duck???"
"I know that dad. But I don't know what's going on?? Will you start already oh great narrator???"
GRRRR I won't be ordered around by one of Kakkarot's brats!!
"Vegeta??? You're the narrator??"
NO you have the script! Therefore kami has given YOU the narration JOB!
"WHAT??"
Haha brat! I can't be the narrator and the main character! Heck! I won't even be the main character if it wasn't for the Onna.
"Why not??"
Cuz it's impossible for me to play both!! I thought you were the one that went to school???
"Jeez!! Ok fine!"
"Well brat??"
What's up now Vegeta??
"You wanna start the story or do I have to come over and blast you??"
I'm starting it! I'm starting it!! Once upon a time there was…… hey where'd Vegeta go???
"I'm right here! So hurry up!!!"
Right where???
"In here brat!!"
Your kidding right??
"NO! I'm supposed to be a duckling right???"
Right.
"And where do ducklings come from???"
Big ducks??
"GRRRR are you sure you ever went to school??? Brat!!???"
Okay. Okay. Calm down Vegeta. They come from eggs happy??
"GRRRR"
Hehe wrong question for you.
Will you quit your babbling and get on with it already!!! It's a little cramped in this thing!!!"
Sorry Vegeta. Now where was I ??
"About to die?!"
Come on now Vegeta, you can't kill me.
" Give me one reason why not???"
I'm the all-powerful narrator and if you kill me, which you can't, you'll be stuck in that egg!!
"Dam brat!! Fine just get on with it!!"
Ok. Once upon a time there was a big mother duck.
"I have come to sit on my eggs."
Hahahahahahaha Pic…Piccolo hehehehehehehe who made you the mother duck????
"I'm not the mother duck!"
Well Em….. your covered in feathers, you said you're gonna sit on your eggs and……Hahaha your wearing a pink bonnet!!!!!
"Yeah"
Em…hehe okay what DO think you are???
"I'm the substitute mother duck. ChiChi refused to wear feathers and she can be quite convincing at times."
Hahaha you mean you had a run in with the almighty frying pan, before getting conned into this??
" Well…yeah"
Hehe okay so there was a SUBSTITUTE mother duck. She walked over to the nest and sat down.
"AHH get off you Namekian lump!!!"
Piccolo I think you should lower you power level.
"Fine! * Reading from script* I hope these eggs will hatch soon."
She waited ……and waited ……and waited for the eggs to hatch.
"Perhaps this will help??"
The substitute mother duck then proceeded to fire a …….NO wait piccolo don't!!!
"What??"
You can't blast the eggs!!
"Huh? I was just going to warm them so they would hatch?"
Oookkkaayy…so the substitute mother duck then proceeded to warm the eggs using a ki blast.
"Dam Namek stop already!!! These shell's don't provide a lot of heat resistance!!"
Crack
Krillen??
"Hey Gohan"
Hehe like the hair do!
"Leave my feathers alone!"
Crack
"Huh??"
Over here dad!
"Gohan?? Err… what's going on???"
Crack
Bulma???
"Hey! That's Bulma the duckling!"
Em… yeah I think your taking this a little too seriously…
Crack
"O_o Bulma you look mmmmmmm gggoooodddd!!"
"Why that dirty…..!!!!"
Vegeta calm down!. And which idiot let master Roshi on the set???
"Hehehe"
Krillen?!
"Oops"
Crack
"Hey what am I doing in this???"
North Kai??? Shouldn't you be in other world??
" Yeah! Oh well I don't mind a day off!"
Join the party.
Crack
…??
Dud egg…
Crack Crack
Twins??
"Mwhahaha!!"
Freeza!?? Cooler!?? Where do they get these ppl?? Are we running out of actors?? And who in their right mind would cast these creatures???
*shakes head * never mind back to the script. The substitute mother duck looked her babies over one by one. Each one was yellowier and fluffier than the last. Finally the last egg cracked open.
"at last!! I've only been stuck in that thing for hours!!"
"Vegeta get some clothes on!!!"
"Grrr this is a children's story Onna so tell them I have clothes on!!"
Trust me he DOES have clothes on! *Shudder*
"But he doesn't???"
Fine dad! He's wearing a….
"Don't say it!!!"
A…..
"I'll only warn you once!!"
A….. Grey/brown duck outfit!!!! Hehehehee OWCH hey Vegeta!!!
"I did warn you!"
Anyway… the last duckling was a large and clumsy and a dirty grey colour.
"Hey!!!"
What now??? *Dodges ki blast* wow!! Vegeta calm down!! I only read what it said!
"Give me that! * The last duckling was large and clums…. Dam brat!*"
Well??
"What??"
I need the script back.
"Here!"
Thx. As I was going to say, the substitute mother duck thought….
" How big and ugly he is! I wonder if he's a turkey chick?"
"Come over here and say that Namek!!"
Vegeta! He's only reading his lines!!! *Reading from script* But she loved him just the same. *Looks up* Hey no sparring this is suppose to be a loving scene not one of mayhem and violence!!
" I refuse to say THAT! Line"
Piccolo please??
"no never!!"
I'll just have to call mum and tell her. She'll be ssoo angry that I had to phone….
" Fine! You defiantly have your mothers traits!"
Thx piccolo
"*Sighs reading from script* but I love you anyway Vegeta."
See that wasn't so bad?
"DIE Namek!!!!"
Err… I'll hurry this bit before someone gets killed.
Anyway next day the substitute mother duck lead her babies to the pond. The ugly duckling swam as well as the rest of them so he couldn't be a turkey chick. Well except for ducklings Freeza and Cooler, who sank…
"I will be back….."
"No one can defeat me!!!…."
Bye guys! Hehe
"Gohan!!"
yes??
"That wasn't in the script!!"
I know but I couldn't resist! I'm starting to like this all powerful narrator thing.
*****************************************
Next time…..
Will narrator Gohan kill the rest of the ducklings?????
Will piccolo ever catch a break??
Will the author ever finish a story????
You can find out next time if you R+R!!!!
(R+R means Read and Review!!! The little blueish button that says (review) thx!!)
Veggieluver