Cobra Commander's Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Day
"What do you mean we're out of laser cannons?" Cobra Commander screamed. As soon as he escaped from the disaster at the castle, it had been one thing after another.
"We just are sir," The aide gulped. "You didn't …I mean the impostor didn't get around to reordering new ones and the old ones fell apart and…"
"Never mind!" Cobra Commander snapped. "Great! Just great! First I nearly get killed at that castle, then when I get back I find my headquarters falling apart at the seams!"
"My lab is utterly destroyed," Mindbender groaned. "Those mutant officers trashed it before they escaped. Now all my projects will be set back for months! Years even!"
"Sir! We have a situation!" A guard ran up to him. "Its about the mutant Mystique!"
"Let me guess," Cobra Commander sighed. "Mystique escaped didn't she?"
"Uh…yeah," The guard gulped.
"AGGGGHHH!" He kicked the wall and screamed in pain. Hopping around on one foot he shouted. "CAN'T ANYTHING GO RIGHT IN THIS BASE?"
Another alarm went off. "Uh sir," The voice came over. "We have a slight fire in the cafeteria…"
"WHO DO I LOOK LIKE? THE FIRE DEPARTMENT? PUT IT OUT YOU MORON!" He shouted. "What else can go wrong? That's it! No more mutants! You hear me! No more!"
That was when the room started to shake. All the metal began to shudder. "Uh…oh," Cobra Commander gulped. He turned around and saw Magneto enter the room with some of his lackeys. "Magneto…my dear friend. What brings you here?"
Magneto grabbed him. "You have something I want Cobra Commander," Magneto hissed. "I believe it's time we renewed our little partnership! With some slight modifications. Meaning I take over everything!"
"Oh boy," Cobra Commander gulped. "When it rains, it pours."