Spill It, Slimeball

"For the last time boys we can do this the easy way or the hard way," General Hawk glared at the Dreadnoks. They were in the hospital ward of a nearby prison. "Tell us where Cobra's headquarters are!"

"We ain't saying nothing!" Torch snapped. His right leg was in a cast and his left arm was bandaged.

"Yeah you don't scare us," Buzzer snarled. Both his arms were broken. "We know how soft you Joeys are!"

"Yeah what they said!" Ripper was practically bandaged from head to toe.

"I believe General that in this country we are innocent until proven guilty," Road Pig said. His head was bandaged and his nose was broken. He also had a cast on his right arm. "In accordance with jurist prudence…"

"What he's saying is that we don't have to tell you geeks nothing!" Monkeywrench snarled. His left leg was broken and his chest was heavily bandaged. "You can't do nothin' to us!"

"Oh we weren't planning on doing anything to you," Hawk grinned as he folded his arms. "She however is another story!"

"Hello boys," Jean walked in with a very cold look on her face. "Nice to see you again!"

"YOU!" They screamed.

"Yeah seemed she's a bit miffed at your little idea of selling her off to a brothel," Hawk grinned, clearly enjoying himself. "She'd like to have a little closure if you know what I mean?"

"What?" Torch gulped. "She gonna use her mind reading powers on us?"

"Close," Jean growled. "But no cigar." Immediately things started flying around the room and whacking the Dreadnoks on the head.

"Ow! No! Please! Stop it!" They screamed as they were attacked.

"I think not," Jean said as she kept whacking them.

"The coordinates! Now!" Hawk snapped.

"No way!" Torch shouted. That's when Jean started levitating the bed. "Well maybe I should rephrase that!"

"Start talking Slimeball!" Hawk snapped. "Before she decided to pull a few more scenes from the Exorcist!"

"STOP THIS AT ONCE!" A nurse stormed in. "These men are still our patients! Get out of here now! Orderlies!" She waved them out and several orderlies in.

"Wait a minute," Hawk looked at one of them. "Ain't she a little short to be an orderly."

"Tall enough to do this!" She threw a smoke bomb at them. The smoke obscured their view.

"Good work Zanya!" Zartan whipped off his disguise. "Zandar! Zarana! You Vipers secure the Dreadnoks!"

"Hey you can't tell us what to do anymore!" Zandar huffed as he whipped out his pistol.

"Fine get those losers out of here!" Zanya snapped.

"Gotcha!" Zandar said as he threw a grenade and blew up the wall.

Running out of the smoke filled building, Zanya, her family and the Vipers were dragging the wounded Dreadnoks out of the hospital. "I should have known not to leave you morons alone," Zanya growled. "Come on!" She grabbed Torch by the ear and dragged him out.

"OWWW! HEY I'M A WOUNDED MAN HERE!" Torch whined.

"Suck it up and walk it off you big baby!" Zarana snapped.

"Maybe we were better off where we were," Buzzer gulped.

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"They got away," Lady Jaye told General Hawk.

"Good," Hawk grinned. "Are those homing signals working?"

"You got it General," Dial Tone said. "That was a brilliant idea, sneaking 'em in their casts when they were unconscious. They'll lead us right to the Snake Central!"

"Prepare to move out," Hawk nodded to the Misfits.

"X-Men let's roll!" Logan shouted.

Next: The mission takes a drastic turn when Magneto enters the scene!