Me: Bwhahah! I shall smite you mightily!
(Popeland is sword fighting the Popeland sock with a loaf of bread)
Popeland sock: Your bakery products are weak old man!
Me: Oh hello! Just trying to the defeat my sock alter ego
Popeland sock: Never!
Me: I'm very sorry abut the delay but our phone lines thought it would be very funny if they stopped working. By the way Angel-Chan I wasn't saying your sock was giving me trouble, I was saying that your sock will eventually try and kill you and steal your identity, like all socks do... well maybe not all socks... yours might be all right but at the moment my sock is trying to kill me, just thought I'd tell you.
Popeland sock : Come to me my sock brothers!!!
(Suddenly an army of heavily armed socks march over the horizon)
Me: errrrrrr....... Little help?........ anyone?......please?
Introducing
Soul Reaver- the " I thought I killed you!!" edition
Raziel: This city once teemed with the life of my kind. Could it be that other clans had suffered the same fate as mine?
In his madness, could Kain spare none of his brood?
...... well could he?
Elder God: Why don't you ask your precious physic shoe?!
Raziel: ......*sniff* you know your not supposed to talk about that.....
Elder God: sorry, It was not Kain, but Dumah's own arrogance that brought the downfall of his clan. These are human weapons, Raziel - believing themselves invincible, Dumah and his offspring failed to see an challenge coming from the least likely assailants. Complacent with their new fat reducing barbecue grill, they were taken by surprise, allowing the human vampire hunters to challenge him to a limbo contest. But during the third round Dumah tripped and impaled himself on the limbo poles. The few vampires that escaped have been reduced to teaching late night limbo classes
Raziel: so there's absolutely no point in me going in there?
Elder God: No ..... not really.... Except on the off chance he's not really dead and if you kill him you get an ability which is necessary to finish the game
Raziel: That's not very likely is it?
Elder God: no...but I think he stole your beach umbrella
Raziel: Damn him! I knew my clan territory looked less colorful. I'll show him! Thinks he can steal my stuff just because I'm dead!
(Raziel runs around for a while solving puzzles, flicking switch, toppling stone pillars and so on. After a while he finds Dumah)
Raziel: My brother, Dumah - a powerful warrior, in life. He would have burned with shame, to have me find him here impaled like a prize kebab
(Raziel take the limbo poles out of dumah)
Dumah: Unbound at last... I thank you, brother.
Raziel: Your thanks are premature, Dumah. I have not forgotten whose hands stole my green and yellow beach umbrella!
Dumah: ......err.. so your not angry about me throwing you into the abyss then?
Raziel:well I am but me getting thrown into the abyss isn't a limited edition thing is it!
Dumah: errrr.......what?
Raziel: Shutup! I'm going to kill you!
Dumah: The centuries in limbo training have honed my strength. Not even Kain is my equal.
Raziel: Even the strongest vampire is vulnerable.
Dumah: We shall test your anti-thesis, Raziel.
Raziel: Shutup about the anti thesis!!
(Raziel attacks Dumah)
Raziel: RAHHHH!!!! DIE!!!
(Raziel strikes Dumah repeatedly)
Dumah: ....... Are you quite done?
Raziel: it seems so......
(Dumah punches Raziel and sends him flying backwards into a wall)
Raziel: OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! ......... that didn't hurt... now I'll destroy you but first a jog
(Raziel runs out the door followed by Dumah)
Dumah: Run all you want but I will catch you!! ..Oh damn I left the light on in the throne room!
(Dumah runs back)
(After a few minutes Raziel goes back to find Dumah on sitting down)
Dumah: Huh?.....oh yeah I knew there was something I was doing...... DIE!!!
(Once again Raziel runs out the door followed by Dumah)
Dumah: RAHHHHH!!!!! .....damn! I left the tap on!
(Dumah runs back)
(Once again Raziel goes back)
Raziel: THAT'S IT!! I'm on a schedule here! Kain won't be in the chronoplast chamber all day you know! So will you just follow me so I can kill you?!!!!!!!
Dumah: sheesh! I'm sorry no need to shout.......
(again Raziel runs to the furnace followed by Dumah)
Dumah: WHAT?!!! its my fat reducing barbecue grill!! I've been looking for this for ages!
Raziel: How do you turn it on?
Dumah: oh just flick that switch......... I thought I'd never see it again!
(Raziel flicks the switch)
Dumah: Hey what are you doing? AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU'VE SET ME ON FIRE!!!! HOW TOTALLY UNEXPECTED!!!
(Dumah dies)
Elder God: Consuming Dumah's soul empowers you to wind a constricting band of spectral energy around your enemies... as long as they don't move and you run around them in a perfect circle. This energy manifests itself in both the spectral and material realms - and in the physical world, it can be employed to manipulate otherwise immovable objects ,vandalise property and crush small paper cups.
Raziel: HAHA!!!now I'm truly invincible!
Next chapter
The Oracles cave...... HUZZAH!!!!
The "final" confrontation with Kain ........ HUZZAH!!
And ........ more knitting related gibberish....... Huzzah?
Sorry about how short this chapter is but you can only type so much when your being chased by a horde of murderous socks
Read & Review!!! PLEASE!!!
(Popeland is sword fighting the Popeland sock with a loaf of bread)
Popeland sock: Your bakery products are weak old man!
Me: Oh hello! Just trying to the defeat my sock alter ego
Popeland sock: Never!
Me: I'm very sorry abut the delay but our phone lines thought it would be very funny if they stopped working. By the way Angel-Chan I wasn't saying your sock was giving me trouble, I was saying that your sock will eventually try and kill you and steal your identity, like all socks do... well maybe not all socks... yours might be all right but at the moment my sock is trying to kill me, just thought I'd tell you.
Popeland sock : Come to me my sock brothers!!!
(Suddenly an army of heavily armed socks march over the horizon)
Me: errrrrrr....... Little help?........ anyone?......please?
Introducing
Soul Reaver- the " I thought I killed you!!" edition
Raziel: This city once teemed with the life of my kind. Could it be that other clans had suffered the same fate as mine?
In his madness, could Kain spare none of his brood?
...... well could he?
Elder God: Why don't you ask your precious physic shoe?!
Raziel: ......*sniff* you know your not supposed to talk about that.....
Elder God: sorry, It was not Kain, but Dumah's own arrogance that brought the downfall of his clan. These are human weapons, Raziel - believing themselves invincible, Dumah and his offspring failed to see an challenge coming from the least likely assailants. Complacent with their new fat reducing barbecue grill, they were taken by surprise, allowing the human vampire hunters to challenge him to a limbo contest. But during the third round Dumah tripped and impaled himself on the limbo poles. The few vampires that escaped have been reduced to teaching late night limbo classes
Raziel: so there's absolutely no point in me going in there?
Elder God: No ..... not really.... Except on the off chance he's not really dead and if you kill him you get an ability which is necessary to finish the game
Raziel: That's not very likely is it?
Elder God: no...but I think he stole your beach umbrella
Raziel: Damn him! I knew my clan territory looked less colorful. I'll show him! Thinks he can steal my stuff just because I'm dead!
(Raziel runs around for a while solving puzzles, flicking switch, toppling stone pillars and so on. After a while he finds Dumah)
Raziel: My brother, Dumah - a powerful warrior, in life. He would have burned with shame, to have me find him here impaled like a prize kebab
(Raziel take the limbo poles out of dumah)
Dumah: Unbound at last... I thank you, brother.
Raziel: Your thanks are premature, Dumah. I have not forgotten whose hands stole my green and yellow beach umbrella!
Dumah: ......err.. so your not angry about me throwing you into the abyss then?
Raziel:well I am but me getting thrown into the abyss isn't a limited edition thing is it!
Dumah: errrr.......what?
Raziel: Shutup! I'm going to kill you!
Dumah: The centuries in limbo training have honed my strength. Not even Kain is my equal.
Raziel: Even the strongest vampire is vulnerable.
Dumah: We shall test your anti-thesis, Raziel.
Raziel: Shutup about the anti thesis!!
(Raziel attacks Dumah)
Raziel: RAHHHH!!!! DIE!!!
(Raziel strikes Dumah repeatedly)
Dumah: ....... Are you quite done?
Raziel: it seems so......
(Dumah punches Raziel and sends him flying backwards into a wall)
Raziel: OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! ......... that didn't hurt... now I'll destroy you but first a jog
(Raziel runs out the door followed by Dumah)
Dumah: Run all you want but I will catch you!! ..Oh damn I left the light on in the throne room!
(Dumah runs back)
(After a few minutes Raziel goes back to find Dumah on sitting down)
Dumah: Huh?.....oh yeah I knew there was something I was doing...... DIE!!!
(Once again Raziel runs out the door followed by Dumah)
Dumah: RAHHHHH!!!!! .....damn! I left the tap on!
(Dumah runs back)
(Once again Raziel goes back)
Raziel: THAT'S IT!! I'm on a schedule here! Kain won't be in the chronoplast chamber all day you know! So will you just follow me so I can kill you?!!!!!!!
Dumah: sheesh! I'm sorry no need to shout.......
(again Raziel runs to the furnace followed by Dumah)
Dumah: WHAT?!!! its my fat reducing barbecue grill!! I've been looking for this for ages!
Raziel: How do you turn it on?
Dumah: oh just flick that switch......... I thought I'd never see it again!
(Raziel flicks the switch)
Dumah: Hey what are you doing? AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU'VE SET ME ON FIRE!!!! HOW TOTALLY UNEXPECTED!!!
(Dumah dies)
Elder God: Consuming Dumah's soul empowers you to wind a constricting band of spectral energy around your enemies... as long as they don't move and you run around them in a perfect circle. This energy manifests itself in both the spectral and material realms - and in the physical world, it can be employed to manipulate otherwise immovable objects ,vandalise property and crush small paper cups.
Raziel: HAHA!!!now I'm truly invincible!
Next chapter
The Oracles cave...... HUZZAH!!!!
The "final" confrontation with Kain ........ HUZZAH!!
And ........ more knitting related gibberish....... Huzzah?
Sorry about how short this chapter is but you can only type so much when your being chased by a horde of murderous socks
Read & Review!!! PLEASE!!!