On the first day of Samhain my Earth friend gave to me...
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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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I THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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"How did this happen?" Said a mortified and naked Marco as he used a trick or treat pumpkin pail to cover himself.
"I'm so sorry Marco..." Said an equally naked and flustered Star as she used her own pail and hair to cover her bits.
Both trying VERY hard not to look toward each other...
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Confused? Let's turn back the clock a day or so...
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"Box of Truth or dare!? What's that?" Asked Marco.
"Eh, get with the times earth turd! It's the latest new game, I was going to bring 'Box of truth'! But they all got recalled because of lawsuits, anyway this is the next best thing! It's basically truth or dare! Except if you wuss out on 'truth', you gotta do the dare because it's mystically binding! So no take backs!" Shouts Pony Head.
"Well, let's start off hot! If you don't answer my next question you'll have to do my DARE of going as the people I pick for Halloween night! And you have to wear it and go trick or treating ALL night long!"
"DONE! Me and Marco are in!"
Wait, what?! Star I didn't agree to-
beep
Suddenly the box zapped them both with chains, As well as a automatic response: 'No one cares what you want earth turd.'
"Oh, come on!" Shouts Marco while everyone laughs.
"Relax Marco, my life is an open book. Janna will never get one over me." Reassures Star.
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SPOILER ALERT: Janna got one over her...
And the people Janna picked for them to be? Adam and Eve...
And thus they now would have go trick or treating...completely naked.
"Don't worry Marco! We'll leave once it gets dark, also I've used my wand to short out the street lights! We keep running from house to house, no one will see us!
"Except the people at the actual houses."
"Oh, right. Them! We'll I could-
"Star, if you damage anymore lights you'll probably go to jail. It's a miracle you haven't been arrested already, frankly. It be best for you to not push your luck." Interrupted Marco.
Star sighed, but relented.
"Anyway it's a moot point, even if we could stop everyone else from seeing us. Jana and the others are coming with us to make sure we don't cheat...so that means Jackie will see me..." He sighs...
He turns to one her mothers(1) Cinco De Mayo flower skull centerpiece...that was rapidly growing?
"What the...?"
"Oh, that's probably because of me. The foliage around me always goes wild when I'm naked. During my 'survival training' exercise with my dad, the forest of doom would get especially crazy!"
"I...what, why?"
Star scrunched her face as she tried to concentrate, "Uh...something, something fertility? Something, something... magic saturation...eh, my mom always used such big words..." Shrugged Star dismissively...
"Uh...Should we be worried?" Asked Marco concerned as the plant continued to grow, a wide array of flowers and fruit began to sprout...
Star makes a dismissive snort, "Relax Marco, whatever 'this' is. It became much weaker when I came to earth, when I first took a shower in your house I stayed in the shower for over an hour with a petunia and it barely grow an inch!
"Wait, why were you in the shower with a petunia?" Asked Marco confused.
"Well how else was I going to make my toast?" Asked Star as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"...what?" Asked Marco even more baffled.
Star ignored him as she frowns at the sight of the centerpiece's growing even more...
"Huh, weird...it seems to be a bit stronger tonight...I wonder...
DING DONG!
Both teens got agitated as the doorbell rang, "Come on out guys, your day of reckoning is at hand!" Teased the familiar voice of Janna.
Both Marco and Star- so mortified about what was about to happen that they'd forgotten what they'd been just talking about...
"I still can't believe you did this Janna, this is just mean!" Exclaimed the voice of Jackie, making Marco even more flustered...
"Hey, she lost the game fair and square!"
"Yeah, because you asked her the 'truth' about 'what the capital of Assyria' was!"
"Hey, technically it was a 'question you could lie about'! That was literally the only definition the rules gave on the box! And the game accepted it! So what's the problem?"
Knowing that if they didn't leave soon, the game's magic would force them out, they took a deep breath and walked out...
And were stunned at the sight...
Jackie was wearing three sea shells...that's it, nothing else.
also Kelly...was clearly just wearing her hair shape into a bikini...
"Uh...what?" Said Marco dumbly, suddenly VERY self-conscious that had nothing but a plastic pumpkin covering his privates...
"Well...I felt bad for you two...so I thought you could use some company...plus, I've been wanting an excuse to wear this bikini for awhile..." Said Jackie with a blush...
"Eh, I was just sick of people accusing me of being naked under my hair so I'm kinda doing this as more 'frak you' to those people..." Admitted Kelly.
"So in other words...be careful not to 'poke' through that pumpkin." Teased Janna who seemed to be wearing a... skin-tight leotard?
"Huh, that's actually quite tame of you Janna." pointed out Marco surprised.
"Considering I'm naked save for some body paint and skillfully placed tape...yeah, your kinda right. Not my best work." She mockingly conceded...
Before Marco could have a seizure, Star shouts, "Never mind that! Let's just get this over with! Pony said she'd meet up with us on the way!"
And thus, the two naked teens and their friends swallow their pride...and head out of a big night on the town...
CRACK!
And so none saw when the centerpiece's roots grew back and broke through the table...it's skull seemingly cackling as it shattered...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
(1): Mercifully, his parents made themselves scarce during this whole fiasco...AFTER they got one cute little 'couple pic' of them in their 'costumes' to put in their obligatory 'embarrassing pictures of our son' scrapbook that most parents seem to have for some reason
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