Sonic ain't mine... :O


11:46 AM 1/4/03


The next day, after stealing the valuable insturments, Tails had successfully hooked up the CD recorder, the two electric guitars, the drums, the bass guitar, and the synthisiser up to the speakers, and got electrocuted several times from Shadow pulling the cords on and off by surprise.

"I have the song!" said Amy, taking out a sheet of paper.

Ya take out an old CD,
From the garbage can,
On the cover you see,
a piccie of me and the guys, oh, yeah...

Ya put it a in,
ya listen to it,
takit to da record company,
RECORD COMPANY!

We become world famous,
in just twoa days!
We are so great,
we deserve our own para-a-ade!

(holds microphone close to mouth)

We play that night,
THAT NIGHT!
Lez have a party,
NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

In just two days,
we're a famous band all over the world,
We get all famous,
in just two dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssssss.

Everyone clapped.

"I wrote music sheets for everyone," said Amy, handing them out.

"This is ridiculous! How am I supposed to learn to play the drums overnight?" said Rouge angrily, as Amy snapped her fingers.

"Whoo," said Roge, playing the song.

"Rouge, at the begging of your songs, go, ONE TWO THREE with your drumsticks," said Amy.

"So what should we call ourselves?" asked Tails.

"How about..." said Shadow, "Party Posse!"

"Did you get that from the simpsons?" said Sonic.

"Hmm..." said Knuckles, "Bad Bandits!"

"We're not racoons, you know," said Shadow.

"How about," said Amy, "The Osbournes!"

"Hmm..." said Knuckles," Don't you think that's a little bit...odd?"

"And Sonic's neighbors will be running after us with torches!" said Rouge.

"Well, I like it. The Osbournes it is!" said Sonic.

"Hmm...I guess it would be cool," said Tails.

"Okay," said Amy, "Places!" Knuckles sat by the synthysyzer, Rouge sat by the drums, Sonic and Tails grabbed electric guitars, Shadow grabbed the bass guitar, and Amy grabbed the microphone.

"One, two, three!" said Rouge, tapping the rythym with her drum sticks.

Amy sang the song as everyone played.

"Whew!" said Tails, "We're done!"

Amy took the CD out of the player and put it in a case.

"Let's go to that music place,"

MUSIC PLACE

"Hello," said Amy, "We would like to have this copied and produced into the public."

"I'm sorry," said the guy there," But to produce music, you have to have a music licensce."

"Music licencse?"

"You see, you go to this special music school in The Soo. You learn musicianal skills. Then, you have freedom to produce music in CD format."

"What? You just don't want me to be famous!"

"FINE!"

Amy handed the man their CD.

"Now, you have to go into that room to take photos for the cover."

"Everyone, come here," said Amy, sticking her hand out, "We have to go into that room."

Everyone came over, and went into a room with a door that said "CAUTION" on it.

"WHAoHHHH!!!" said Shadow, as something mysterious happened to the band in that mysterious door.

"Okay, where are we?" asked Shadow.

"Underneath the barrier," said a voice.

"Who was that?" said Amy.

"The Beetles?" said Sonic, turning around.

"This stupid music company kept us here for 20 years now, that's how our career ended." said one of them.

"I guess you'll be here for 20 years too," said another.

"That's it!" said Knuckles, "I'm sneeking out!" Knuckles jumped up and climbed the wall to the entrance of the barrier.

"Ughh," said Knuckles at the top, "It's shut!"

"NOW we'll die!" said Tails, waving his arms.

"No," said someone, "They give you bread and water, but that's about it."

"I have another idea!" said Knuckles, "There's a little speck of light at the ceiling. If we all chain together, we can escape!"

"You mean the chimmney?" said someone, as sonic and his friends chained up to reach the speck of light.

"We made it!" said Knuckles, climbing out, as everyone did too.

"Hey," said someone, "What about us?"

"Don't worry," said Tails, "You'll get out of there someday!"

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

SONIC'S APARTMENT-with CD

"I thought of a new song," said Amy, "It's called, Geta Life, Pal."

Ya walk down the street,
with pockets emtay!!!!
Just for some monay,
ya act like a bum!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

Get a life, pal!!!!!!!
Be a rich and a greedy,
GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!!

Duh, duh, DUM!

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!!

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!!

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!!

Duh, duh, DUM!

Get a rich,
Get a greedy,
Get a whole lotsa money,

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!

Duh, Duh, DUM!

Ya walk down the street,
with pockets emtay!!!!
Just for some monay,
ya act like a bum!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

Get a life, pal!!!!!!!
Be a rich and a greedy,
GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!!

Duh, duh, DUM!

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!!

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!!

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!!

Duh, duh, DUM!

Get a rich,
Get a greedy,
Get a whole lotsa money,

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!

GET A LIFE PAL!!!!!!!!

"Amy," said Rouge, "Just write one more song and we could produce our own CD..."


Not too funny. I put this chapter more under the "General" genere. REVIEW!!!!


































































































































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