Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does. Lucky, lucky her.
A/N: If you still haven't figured it out, this is "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone", but in limerick form.
My friend and I are going more by the movie than the book, but we have both read the book, so things they might have left
out in the movie might just appear in here.
Lil'Hobbit and I are back
And we've got more limericks to crack
These are about Potter
Who had no daughter
Though some writers agree not with that.
These limericks may seem rather late
For movie two came out at a recent date.
But just so you know
We're not going to go
Until our limerick appetite we sate.
Dumbledore turned off the light.
And went to go fly a kite
He got stopped by a cat,
Not owl or rat,
McGonagall was quite a sight.
4 Privet Drive was a special case.
Involving a boy, not a ringwraith.
With a scar on his head,
Alive, not dead.
In this boy, many had faith.
Ten years ago, precisely,
Lord Voldemort did not act real nicely
His parents were dead
Voldemort had fled
And Dumbledore acted quite wisely.
Hagrid brought Harry via bike
And said "He's a good little tyke,
Leaving him here
Would be kinda queer,
'Cause Muggles aren't the best type."
He'll live with the Muggles until
He's old enough to write with a quill
To Hogwarts he'll go
He cannot say "No".
For he's got Quidditch talent and skill.
A/N: Review please! The fun all starts in the next chapter....
A/N: If you still haven't figured it out, this is "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone", but in limerick form.
My friend and I are going more by the movie than the book, but we have both read the book, so things they might have left
out in the movie might just appear in here.
Lil'Hobbit and I are back
And we've got more limericks to crack
These are about Potter
Who had no daughter
Though some writers agree not with that.
These limericks may seem rather late
For movie two came out at a recent date.
But just so you know
We're not going to go
Until our limerick appetite we sate.
Dumbledore turned off the light.
And went to go fly a kite
He got stopped by a cat,
Not owl or rat,
McGonagall was quite a sight.
4 Privet Drive was a special case.
Involving a boy, not a ringwraith.
With a scar on his head,
Alive, not dead.
In this boy, many had faith.
Ten years ago, precisely,
Lord Voldemort did not act real nicely
His parents were dead
Voldemort had fled
And Dumbledore acted quite wisely.
Hagrid brought Harry via bike
And said "He's a good little tyke,
Leaving him here
Would be kinda queer,
'Cause Muggles aren't the best type."
He'll live with the Muggles until
He's old enough to write with a quill
To Hogwarts he'll go
He cannot say "No".
For he's got Quidditch talent and skill.
A/N: Review please! The fun all starts in the next chapter....