A/N: I got this brilliant idea from an EZ Board member named SetoKaibaWon.

Yami:Crappy name.

Alpha: *sighs* Anyway, this is my chance to create something original, funny, and cool! Don't worry, Drake fans; I won't slack in Fellowship either, but this fic will really be worth waiting for! at least I think........

Disclaimer: Konichiwa, 4Kids-sama!

Claimer:READ, DARN IT!

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The city of Yami. A dark place, with dark people.

Not that I complain. I AM after all, a dark guy.

But there are some jerks out there that really love the mayhem, and when I'm not dueling for the guy the city's named after, I try to clean out the trash.

For a price, of course.

My name's Darien Magik, which I got from the cute guy that owns my card.

You can call me Dark Magician, which is, of course, what I am.

I run a detective biz. Hardly pays, cause it hardly has customers.

This town is hard, it has a lot of Fiends screwing it up, and I intend to change that, as soon as I get another job.

My last job, which I sullenly refer to as, "The Snatch Steal Screw-up.", had the card in name accused of theft. Poor guy fell in a Fissure before I could catch him, so I got nothing. At least the little Sangan that he stole from the girl, an Unhappy Maiden, was OK. But it did scratch up my face for a few days.

I heard a tap at the door. Shocked, I looked up from my chair, putting the book I was reading down. Interesting reads, those Secret Arts volumes. A few of those spells may come in handy some time.

I rubbed my eyes. The woman standing in my door was a literal and figurative eye-opener. She had beautiful, bright blue eyes, and a pretty face, not to mention the obvious "build".She had soft, blond hair, dampened by the rain, and she wore a brown coat, which I had a sudden erge to teleport away.

"Excuse me?" She said, using a soft, sweet voice." I need a little bit of help."

"That's what I do."I said, standing up. Then I blushed. I saw a little bit of purple hanging limply under her coat.

Now you've probably seen old detective movies like this, were some hot "dame" in lingerie-like clothes comes to the guy's door. Not that I could complain.

"This man attacked me in the street." She said, seeming still shocked." he stole something which is very important to me, and I need it back quickly!"

"I'll see what I can do." I said. And I meant it STRONGLY. When a cute girl like this shows up, you try your best." What did he look like?"

"All I saw was a white hat and cloak." She said, embarrassed."I was too afraid to follow."

"I'll look into it." I said. I already had a great idea about who it might be.

"By the way," I said, grabbing my staff and preparing to leave."What's your name?"

"Dia." She said." Dia Spell."

I smiled."Darien Magik. Stay here; I'll bring news."

I then jumped out my window, and headed toward the one place I knew to go to for answers. Man I LOVE this job!

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A/N: And that, my reviewers, is known as a Too-Short, Teaser Chapter! If you like this so far, let me know so I'll continue.