A/N: People like this fic... weird.

Yami:What have we discussed?

Tribute Duelers: Dark Magician Rocks! SUMMONED SKULL SUCKS!

Yami: Much better.

Seto: Idiots. Everyone knows that BEWDs.......

Yami: *glares*

Seto: Er, I mean, uh , forget it. *scowls*

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I looked around. Knowing full well my magic couldn't affect the Slots, I hoped the Hat didn't have much influence.

"Hey Darien! Whatcha' doin?"

I looked around." Ah, Gracey, how's it going."

The Graceful Dice and I were friend ever since I helped her with a little prob with her brother, Demon.

"Pretty good. I'm making lotsa' people rich!"

"Bet your big bro's not too happy."

"Nope!"She said, grinning."So whatcha' doin?"

"Looking for a white cat in a tacky hat."I said, glancing around again.

"Oh. White's in the back. He found some big employer lately."

Thanking her, I headed toward the back. Not to much trouble, the slots were currently taking the term"Hit Me" literally on a few Rock Ogres. Stepping over the stones, I opened the door.

"Y..yes boss."I heard the familier, too fast voice of the WMH say."I got da goods sir!"

"Good" said a new voice. Another familier guy; the Baron of the Fiend Sword. I should've known he owned this place." Ya shall be gretly a'wrded for ya work."

That accent was getting too annoying.

"Don't count your paycheck yet!" I said, teleporting between them.

Before either could say a word, a bopped the Hat hard on the head with my.......hand? [Oh, yeah! The gaurds checked my staff! Crap!]

"Ack! Dar'an Magi'k!"Baron screamed."Must ya' alwa's screw up me plans?"

"Let's see."I said, putting my hand near his face, ready to blast."You have an annoying voice, you're a crim syndicate leader, you steal from a hot girl, I'd say the answers yes."

"Ya' think it's jus' tha' simple ta' beat th' Baron of Th' Fiend Sword?" He said, scowling."Ah'll just brek' out again in les' than a month!"

"K. Then you won't break out!"

"Ha'?"

I smirked."Dark Magic Attack!"

He widened his eyes before dissapearing in a flash of darkness.

Then I grimaced. Looking down at the empty pile of clthes were the Baron once stood, I remembered excactly what I did.

"That's the thing about black Magic."I said, picking up the wand and weird familier hat from the white one."There's always consequences."

With that, I teleported back to my office.
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"Oh, thank you!" Dia said happily as I presented her things to her."How can I ever repay you?"

"It's my one-day offer.;No pay! Don't sweat it!" I lied. Okay, it's a weakness:I can't make girls pay.

"By the way, were did you get these, anyway?"I asked.

She smiled, then suddenly threw off her coat!

Blushing furiously, I closed my eyes shut. Then the portion of my mind that contains all perverse things intervened, an I opened them.

My mouth dropped. She was wearing a soft, yet tight, purple leotard. She placed the hat on her head, and picked up the wand.

"No way!" I exclaimed."You're the Dark Magician Girl?"

"Yep!" She said happily, grinning and putting her arms behind her. I blushed, as it snugged her spandex even more."I wanted to tell you, but you left before I could explain."

I smiled." Now I REALLY hope I get to see you again."

"Me too."She said, also blushing slightly."But I do want to repay you for you help."

She smiled in a way that strangely resembled Yugi's friend, Lara."Are you free this weekend?"

I tried my best to keep in my excitement."Sure! S..saturday night good?"

"Of course." She said happily. She then hugged me, and my face erupted in red.

She let go."See you Saturday!"

With that she dissapeared.

I looked down. On my desk was a phone number and an address.

"You know, Dia,"I said, still blushing slightly while smiling,"Maybe I should bend my Girl's-no-pay rule for once........"
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A/N: *whistles* Go Darien!

Darien: *blushes* Um, thanks. I like this fic so far, could you keep it like this, maybe?

Seto: Ohh, eager for Saturday night to come, eh? Are you planning to end the date with breakfast instead of dinner?

*DM fans all aim cannons at him;fangirls aim A-bombs.*

Seto: Oops.


Next chappay!: The perfect night gets ruined real fast by a few jerks with distaste for fine food! Darien gets a new aprtner to help him, but oddly enough, this might not be the first time detectives have solved cases in a tux or a hot dress! The Dark Magic Date case starts next chapter, so stay tuned!