Living with monkeys
By Cactus
VO- Welcome! If you are still reading this you win 1,000,000 dollars, worth of pudding, flavored flan, substitute*. OK now back to the Documentary.
*Jamie, Host dude, and Brad are in infirmary*
"Huh where am I?" asks the newly awakened host.
"You're awake, now start breakfast!" yelled Bit.
"Huh?"
"Good you're awake. (Whispers to Bit) 'Not yet we'll make him work tomorrow'" said Doc.
"OK" Bit yells loudly.
"You're in the Toros Base."
"Is this a zoid team?"
"Yes this is my zoid team, which somehow always wins everything!"
"Oh yeah, aren't we in a race?" asked Bit.
Beep. Beep. The videophone pops up. Its Dr. Layon
"Three of my whale king's engines burned out and we went into a tail spin and crashed into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died. Except for me. So I guess you guys win."
"Even Gongon the wonder monkey with a slight drinking problem?" asked Bit.
"Yes"
"No! I loveded you Gongon! I loveded you! WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY- I'm gonna make a pie."
"So how much money do we get?"
"3 dollars"
"That's all you have?"
"Yeah. I liked hookers ok!?"
Hangs up phone.
"Ok back to me now." Says the host.
"Do you want to join our team?"
Leena appears out of nowhere, "Do you think we should let him join I mean we know nothing about him. He might not even have a zoid."
"Aww, but all the other fics let random people join the team."
"Well, ok but at least interview him first."
"Ok"
"So do you have a zoid?" asked Doc
"No." replied the host.
"Can you pilot a zoid?"
"No"
"Did you attend college?"
"No"
"High school?"
"I attended Pickerington High school."
"So no schooling then"
"Pretty much"
"Well we will now make our verdict you are."
VO "Now for our commercial Break"
Brad wakes up "THE VOICES!!!!!!!" falls unconscious again.
"Hi I'm Jack Cisco! I'm doing this message free (Yeah right) because I love poop soda brand candy so much (It makes me want to vomit) Buy some today (Don't do it candy made from sawdust with tiny mind controlling devices that-) bang bang bang *Jack falls on ground. Guy polishing gun walks to camera, "Buy Poop soda brand candy today" Bang
Vo "We're Back!"
"-In"
"Ok but why did you stand there for two minutes not saying anything?"
"That guy got bit by a leprechaun." Doc says pointing at Brad.
'Hah this will give me the perfect chance to study them from the inside. Just like the Girl and the Monkeys!' thought the host.
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Ok
I need a name for the host
The Pickerington thing is Pickerington OHIO. I did it because they're our rivals.
Cactus
*Expect prize never
By Cactus
VO- Welcome! If you are still reading this you win 1,000,000 dollars, worth of pudding, flavored flan, substitute*. OK now back to the Documentary.
*Jamie, Host dude, and Brad are in infirmary*
"Huh where am I?" asks the newly awakened host.
"You're awake, now start breakfast!" yelled Bit.
"Huh?"
"Good you're awake. (Whispers to Bit) 'Not yet we'll make him work tomorrow'" said Doc.
"OK" Bit yells loudly.
"You're in the Toros Base."
"Is this a zoid team?"
"Yes this is my zoid team, which somehow always wins everything!"
"Oh yeah, aren't we in a race?" asked Bit.
Beep. Beep. The videophone pops up. Its Dr. Layon
"Three of my whale king's engines burned out and we went into a tail spin and crashed into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died. Except for me. So I guess you guys win."
"Even Gongon the wonder monkey with a slight drinking problem?" asked Bit.
"Yes"
"No! I loveded you Gongon! I loveded you! WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY- I'm gonna make a pie."
"So how much money do we get?"
"3 dollars"
"That's all you have?"
"Yeah. I liked hookers ok!?"
Hangs up phone.
"Ok back to me now." Says the host.
"Do you want to join our team?"
Leena appears out of nowhere, "Do you think we should let him join I mean we know nothing about him. He might not even have a zoid."
"Aww, but all the other fics let random people join the team."
"Well, ok but at least interview him first."
"Ok"
"So do you have a zoid?" asked Doc
"No." replied the host.
"Can you pilot a zoid?"
"No"
"Did you attend college?"
"No"
"High school?"
"I attended Pickerington High school."
"So no schooling then"
"Pretty much"
"Well we will now make our verdict you are."
VO "Now for our commercial Break"
Brad wakes up "THE VOICES!!!!!!!" falls unconscious again.
"Hi I'm Jack Cisco! I'm doing this message free (Yeah right) because I love poop soda brand candy so much (It makes me want to vomit) Buy some today (Don't do it candy made from sawdust with tiny mind controlling devices that-) bang bang bang *Jack falls on ground. Guy polishing gun walks to camera, "Buy Poop soda brand candy today" Bang
Vo "We're Back!"
"-In"
"Ok but why did you stand there for two minutes not saying anything?"
"That guy got bit by a leprechaun." Doc says pointing at Brad.
'Hah this will give me the perfect chance to study them from the inside. Just like the Girl and the Monkeys!' thought the host.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ok
I need a name for the host
The Pickerington thing is Pickerington OHIO. I did it because they're our rivals.
Cactus
*Expect prize never