Merry and Pippin's Diet Tape
This is sort of like what happened when the Fellowship met Galadriel. It begins where Galadriel gives the Merry and Pippin their gifts, and does not tell you about any other gifts given. Merry and Pippin are our heroes, in a comical, and weird way.
"I give you a subliminal weight loss tape," Lord Galadriel said to Merry and Pippin when it was their turn to receive a gift.
Later that night:
"Alright Merry, let's put Galadriel's tape to the test!" said Pippin.
Both Hobbits took out a tape player, and put each put one of the heary things to an ear (they only brought one with them). They then asked Aragorn to press play when they had fallen asleep.
When Merry and Pippin fell asleep, Aragron pressed play, and they were subconsciously exposed to a frightening song:
(To the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas")
"We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, And a mug full of ale.
The pastries are coming, To burn down your house, They'll put you in grinders, And eat you like mouse.
We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, And a mug full of ale.
The Twinkies are coming, To drink all your wine, So run while you can, Before they break your spine.
We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, And a mug full of ale.
The Donuts are coming, To swig all your ale, So hide where you can, Before they grow you a tale.
We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, And a mug full of ale.
Here come the Lembas, They must go to bed, So leave them alone, Or they'll bite off your head.
We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, And a mug full of ale."
"Rudolph the red nose-"
When the next song started, Merry and Pippin woke with a start. They were so happy that it was morning, for the song they were listening to had been giving them nightmares.
Sam startled them by saying "I've got Lembas for breakfast."
Marry and Pippin griped their heads, and asked if there was anything else they could have, but there wasn't, so they decided to starve.
Five minuets later, they were eating the Lembas, and gripping their throats as they did so.
This is sort of like what happened when the Fellowship met Galadriel. It begins where Galadriel gives the Merry and Pippin their gifts, and does not tell you about any other gifts given. Merry and Pippin are our heroes, in a comical, and weird way.
"I give you a subliminal weight loss tape," Lord Galadriel said to Merry and Pippin when it was their turn to receive a gift.
Later that night:
"Alright Merry, let's put Galadriel's tape to the test!" said Pippin.
Both Hobbits took out a tape player, and put each put one of the heary things to an ear (they only brought one with them). They then asked Aragorn to press play when they had fallen asleep.
When Merry and Pippin fell asleep, Aragron pressed play, and they were subconsciously exposed to a frightening song:
(To the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas")
"We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, And a mug full of ale.
The pastries are coming, To burn down your house, They'll put you in grinders, And eat you like mouse.
We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, And a mug full of ale.
The Twinkies are coming, To drink all your wine, So run while you can, Before they break your spine.
We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, And a mug full of ale.
The Donuts are coming, To swig all your ale, So hide where you can, Before they grow you a tale.
We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, And a mug full of ale.
Here come the Lembas, They must go to bed, So leave them alone, Or they'll bite off your head.
We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, We wish you a merry Ho-Ho, And a mug full of ale."
"Rudolph the red nose-"
When the next song started, Merry and Pippin woke with a start. They were so happy that it was morning, for the song they were listening to had been giving them nightmares.
Sam startled them by saying "I've got Lembas for breakfast."
Marry and Pippin griped their heads, and asked if there was anything else they could have, but there wasn't, so they decided to starve.
Five minuets later, they were eating the Lembas, and gripping their throats as they did so.