Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh.

Ren:*evil*smile this is gonna be great

Dalet: Has anyone ever told you that you're crazy?

Ren: Yep!^_^

Dalet: *swaetdrops* O.o

Mokuba: She could get carried away sometimes.

Joey: What do you know, shrimp, you're the only one she doesn't bash.

Seto: She hasn't bashed me yet.

Yugi: You're the only one she's bashed so far, Joey.

Ren: Guys....

Dalet: And, thats because she likes you.

Ren: Guys.

Joey: What do you mean by that?!

Ren: SHUT!!! UP!!!!

All: O.o

Ren: That's better. ^_^

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Things that I'd do for the Kaibas...





Chapter 1

Lord of the Rings and Crazy Things

(Dalet: O.o

Ren: Stop that!)



Renzie:*is walking down the street, and passes by the Kaiba house. for some odd reason, she is singing sk8ter boi* He was a sk8ter boi, she said see you later boi, he wasn't good enough for her! Now he's a super, *so on*

Seto: *runs outside, grabs her by the back of her shirt and drags her into his house*

Renzie: Huh? WHAT THE?!! HELP!!!! SETO'S GONNA RAPE ME!!!

Seto: *drops her on the floor* Shut up, I'm not gonna rape you, I need you to babysit Mokuba.

Renzie: Oh, okay, THAT'S WORSE!!!!!

Mokuba: *runs into the room* Yay!! Renzie!!!! Did you bring Dante?

Renzie: Who?

Mokuba: You know, your Magician of Black Chaos.

Renzie: Magician of what now?

Seto: Renzie, did you hit your head?

Renzie: Ya, this strange goth hit me over the head with his staff, I then beat the living tar outta him.

Seto & Mokuba: O.o

Renzie: Why do people always do that around me?

Melynda(Myn): *kicks open door* SETO I'M READY FOR OUR DATE!!!!!

Renzie: *clueless* Who are you?

Myn: *sweatdrops* let me guess, she got into another fight with Dante.

Seto: Yep.

Mokuba: I think she killed him.

Myn: O.o

Renzie: What's with these O.o's. I don't get it.

Legolas: *pops out of nowhere* Hiya, Ren!!!

Renzie: Oh my God!!! It's Legolas Greenleaf from Lord of the Rings!!!!

Legolas: Who?

Renzie: *glomps him* Marry me.

Myn: Okay Ren, off the Celtic Guardian!

Legolas: O.o

Renzie: *lets go* ewe he did that O.o thing

Seto: *quickly* OkayRenzieMokubaneedstogotobadat8:00Therearesomehotdogsinthefreezeryoucanmak ethatfordinner.

Myn: *also quickly* OhandRenpleasewatchLegolasmysistertriedtorapehimforsomereasonokaybye.

*the two run out the door*

Renzie: *looks at a lamp* Hi, I'm Renzie. Who are you.

Mokuba & Legolas: *fall down anime style*

Renzie: what happened to O.o?



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Dalet: Review

Joey: Or she'll bash me again.

Ren: *holds up a mallet* heeheeheeheehee!

Joey: O.o

Ren: no flames