Disclaimer: I don't own myself, I own Yu-gi-oh

Yami: Ren, you got it backwards.

Ren: so sue me.

Lawyer: the creaters of yu-gi-oh would like to sue you

Ren: O.o I don't own yu-gi-oh!

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Things that I'd do for the Kaibas

Chapter 2

Kingdom Farts



Renzie: *still talking to a lamp*And then I say 'all hail the flaming rhino'

Mokuba & Legolas: *taking turns playing Kingdon Hearts*



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Dante: *sprawled across the floor, with the tar beat out of him* Anyone there? *gag* Help me!

DD: *is there but is ignoring Dante* I'm enjoying this, Renzie beats Dante up for me.

James: *walks in, sees Dante* Okaaaaaaaaaay...*leaves*

DD: *decides to leave, too*

Dante: DO YOU PEOPLE ENJOY SEEING ME IN PAIN???!!!!!

*no one answers*

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Renzie: *still talking to lamp* and then he says 'Yami I love you', then they began making out.

Mokuba:*gives Renzie a funny look* are you serious? yami and yugi made out?

Legolas: please don't get her started.

Mokuba: *goes back to playing kingdom hearts* take that you sexy bastard

Legolas: O.o

Renzie: there it is again!

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Joey:*just begging to be bashed*Renzie is a hot little fox

Dalet: *high on drugs* yay I just want to eat her socks

Tristen: *drunk* tea is hot

Joey & Dalet: O.o

Renzie: *comes running out of kaibas house with a mallet* Mwahhahaaaa!!!!

Mokuba: *glares at Legolas* why did you let her out?

Legolas: She said she had to use the bathroom, and when Kymuy needs to go, we let him outside.

Mokuba: has it ever occured to you that Kymuy is a dog and Renzie is a human?

Legolas: don't humans go piss in the yard like dogs?

Mokuba: *falls down anime style* theres a difference!

Joey: *sees Renzie* hey, its the flaming rhino

Dalet: *still high* I kissed yami bakura

Tristen: *still drunk* red rocket

Renzie: Mocha lucha!!! *hits the three over the head with the mallet* Makamakaka!!!

Legolas: *big sweatdrop* what was that?

Mokuba:*very big sweat drop* I don't think we want to know

Both: *run back into house and play kingdom hearts*



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Review, or joey gets it

Joey:eep!!

Renzie:no flames!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!