Disclaimer: I own a computer, a cat, and BABA, but I don't own oh-gi-yu.

Yami: Oh-Gi-Yu?

Renzie: Yes, Oh-Gi-Yu

Yami: *sweatdrops* whatever you say.....

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The things that I'd do for the Kaibas

Chapter 4

Will this day ever end? No!

(whole yu-gi-oh cast: SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Renzie: watch your mouth)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(street)~~~~~~

Yami: *is still running for dear life* Memo to self: NEVER UNTIE RENZIE!!!!!!!!!!*sees Yami-Bakura and Yami-Malik* Hey guys help!!!!!!!!

YB & YM: *stare at yami* What's your problem?

Yami: *panting* THERE'S A CRAZY BITCH AFTER ME!!!!!!!!!

YB: What crazy bitch?

Yami: DON'T YOU SEE HER, SHE'S CHASING ME!!!!!!!

YM: I don't see anyone chasing you.

Yami: Huh? *turns around and finds that Renzie is gone* Where she go?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~(tea's house)~~~~~~~~~~

Tea: *is hiding in a trash can* god I hope that crazy Ren doesn't find me.

Renzie: *opens trash can* DEATH TO TEA!!!!!!!! *swings BABA*

Tea: *leaps out of trash can and runs*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Renzie: *runs after tea* I AM THE QUEEN OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOW TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tea: *falls into a hole and dies* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*S PLAT!!*

Renzie: *looks down hole* crap, I wanted to kill her, stupid hole *walks off*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Dalet-chan's house^_^)~~~~~~~~~

Dalet: *is walking Kymuy, his silverfang* *is also no longer high* ow Renzie hits hard *rubs head*

Kymuy: *sees a female dog* ^_^ ruff! * tries to run*

Dalet: *holds on tight* WHOA, KYMUY, NO!!!!!! IT WAS HARD ENOUGH TO FIND THE LAST BATCH OF PUPPIES A GOOD HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kymuy: *wimpers* T_T aruuu........

Dalet: Stupid sex obsessed dog.

Kymuy: *growls and pounces on Dalet* . RAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!* begins to bite him*

Dalet: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! KYMUY!!!!!!!!! STOP BITING MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(kaiba house)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mokuba: *dressed in scooby doo Pjs, and is watching the play boy channel* I never knew a person could do that..............O.o

Legolas: *dressed in whinny the pooh Pjs* O.o

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(seto's date)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Seto: *grabbs the waiter* I ASKED FOR THE FUCKING CHECK TEN TIMES ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL IS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waiter: It will be out in ten minutes

Seto: THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID FOUR HOURS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waiter: *sweatdrops* I will get it now

Melynda: *playing with........ a dead frog......... she got some how............O.o*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~( Renzie's house)~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yami, YM, YB:*don't know that they are hiding in the house that belongs to the person who they're trying to hide from*

Yami: I think I lost her.

YM: She'll never find us in here.

YB: Am I the only person here who thinks this is a bad idea?

Renzie: *walks into house, carrying a suitcase, wearing a flower print shirt, sunglass, and a flower necklace. She is blistfully humming. She then sees the three yamis* Hiya guys! *smiles and waves*

Yami, YM, YB: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! *all jump out a window*

Renzie:*blinks* Okay............*notices Dante on the floor*............What happened to you?

Dante:*moans*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(outside Renzie's house)~~~~~

Yami: How'd she find us?

YB: Guys, it was her house.

Renzie: *in her usual clothes, jumps out of a bush weilding her BABA* TEA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! MUST KILL SOMEONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YM: HOW THE HELL SHE GET OUT HERE SO FAST!!!???????

All: *run*

Renzie: DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases them*

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Renzie: Review^_^

Yamis: Or she'll kill us.

Renzie: *hugs BABA* Makakaka!!!!!!!!!! no flames!!!!