AN: Hey hope you like this but again I DID NOT WRITE THIS!!!! MY FRIEND SENT IT TO ME!!!!! Don't own don't sue!

Don't Send the Dementors (TO the tune of Return to Sender) (Enter CORNELIUS FUDGE, onto a darkened stage) FUDGE: There is an outlaw I'm pursuin' Goes be the name of Black So let me tell ya what I'm doin' In order to bring him back I'm now about to.. (Lights up, reveling THREE DEMENTORS) FUDGE & THREE DEMENTORS (3D) Send out Dementors! Search and destroy! Send in sorrow! Suck out joy! 3D: Out heads are hooded! We've rotting hands! ALL: They're\We're just the guys we\you need to take Black back to Azkaban (Exit FUDGE & DEMENTORS -Enter HARRY POTTER & SIRIUS BLACK) HARRY: Please don't think that I'm complaintin' But while ridin' on the tracks This thing glides past me and I'm faintin' While it looks for Sirius Black We wanna tell 'em. HP & SB: Don't send the Dementors! They're far too grim! HP: Black didn't do it But they're after him! SB: Their heads are hooded! They've rotting hands!

HP: Please don't let them send my godfather back to Azkaban! HARRY: This time I'll go with Lupin and learn me a little spell And if a Dementor starts comin' toward me, this is what I'll say: HARRY & SIRIUS Come forth, Patronus! Please dismiss Each Dementor And its kiss! AN: Hey hope you like this but again I DID NOT WRITE THIS!!!! MY FRIEND SENT IT TO ME!!!!! Don't own don't sue! R/R