Hey, don't say I didn't warn you! I told you this was a total spoof. In
the actual wizarding world, these things would not have happened:
Snape would not have fallen in love with a princess.
Actually Snape would not have fallen in love with anybody.
And nobody would have fallen in love with him.
McGonagall would not have made Snape grade Lockhart's tests.
Nobody would throw a Princess' Ball.
Hermione would have been far too smart for Lockhart's trick.
In fact, by the Author's Personal Assessment, nobody actually acted they should have except for Dumbledore and Lockhart - especially Lockhart, who is, and will always be, a dung beetle.
So, of course, none of this would have actually happened. But still, it was FUNNY. Right? Right?
Snape would not have fallen in love with a princess.
Actually Snape would not have fallen in love with anybody.
And nobody would have fallen in love with him.
McGonagall would not have made Snape grade Lockhart's tests.
Nobody would throw a Princess' Ball.
Hermione would have been far too smart for Lockhart's trick.
In fact, by the Author's Personal Assessment, nobody actually acted they should have except for Dumbledore and Lockhart - especially Lockhart, who is, and will always be, a dung beetle.
So, of course, none of this would have actually happened. But still, it was FUNNY. Right? Right?