Christmas '02
*~*~*Harry Potter Christmas Co. Presents..*~*~*
***The Musairlady Grats Les Misazy for You Kinganantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!***
Definition: Music Man, My Fair Lady, Grease, Cats, Les Miz, Crazy for You, King and I, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!!
Act I Scene 1
//scene, Gryffindor common room, HARRY, NEVILLE, and RON and other Gryffindors sitting on couches. HERMIONE at a desk, studying. GINNY comes up to her//
GINNY: Hermione, the Yule Ball is coming up, do you have a date yet?
HERMIONE: No, actually, I'm planning to not go.
GINNY: //astonished// Not going!!??!! Hermione!! What about my brother, Ron, he's on to you!
Hermione: (song: excerpt from "Piano Lesson"-Music Man)
Hermione:
Now, Ginny:
As long as the Hogwarts School was made for the purpose of improving wizards and witches' intellegence level, I can't help my concern that the
ladies of Hogwarts keep ignoring all my council and advice
Ginny:
Hermione,:
When a woman's gotta boyfriend and you've got none
Why should she take advice from you?
Even if you can quote Merlin and Dumbledore and
All them other high-falutin' wizards?
Hermione: But, Ginny,
If you don't mind me saying so, you have a bad habit
Of changing every subject -
Ginny:
Now I haven't changed the subject, I was talkin' about
Ron-
Hermione:
Ron?
Ginny:
Yes Ron, who may be your very last chance
Hermione: Ginny!!
Do you really think that I'd allow a common fellow
-Now really, Ginny!
I have my standards where men are concerned and I have no intention -
Ginny:
I know all about your standards
And if you don't mind me saying so
There's not a man alive who could hope to measure up
To that blend of smartness, cunning, and charm
You've concocted for yourself
Out of your imagination
Your Muggle-born stubbornness and your trunk full of books!
(end song)
//HERMIONE closes her books, and storms up to girls dormitory. Lights up on boys' side of the common room GINNY walks over to that side, looks at them, lounging around, and storms up to her dormitory with a huff//
RON: //after looking after GINNY in confusion// So, as I was saying, the guy on the Firebolt said to the guy on the Comet 260, 'When will you feint!!??'
//the whole group bursts in laughter//
NEVILLE: So, Harry, tell us again about going into the Chamber of Secrets!
HARRY: Okay, okay. It all started when me and Ron went to see Lockhart and...
//boys listen with intent as HARRY goes on with story, lights go out and on again, symbolizing the passing of time. Harry finishes his story and boys go to dormitory// Act I Scene 2
//scene, boys dormitory. Everyone asleep but RON. RON sitting and staring out window. Single spotlight on RON.//
RON: Jeez, looks like everyone's got someone to go with them to the Yule Ball, except for me...
(song: "But Not For Me"-Crazy for You)
RON: They're writing songs of love, but not for me, There's lucky stars above, but not for me, With love to lead the way, I've found more skies of gray, Than any Russian play could guarantee.
She's knocking on a door, but not for me, She'll teach someone to waltz, but not for me, I know that love's a game; I'm puzzled just the same, Was I the odd one out? I'm all at sea..
(song ends)
//RON climbs in four-poster-bed and falls asleep, mumbles "Hermione.."//
Act I Scene 3
//scene, Great Hall, end of the day//
GINNY: //to Hermione, sitting beside her// It's already the end of the day and neither you or I have gotten a date yet!
HEMIONE: Listen, how many times do I have to tell you, I AM NOT GETTING A DATE!!
(song: "At the End of the Day"-Les Miserables)
GINNY AND OTHER GIRLS FROM GRYFFINDOR: At the end of the day, you're another day older. And that's all you can say for the life of us girls.
GINNY: (solo) It's a struggle, it's a war. And there's nothing that any boy's giving. One more day standing about, what is it for?
PARVATI PATIL and LAVENDER BROWN: One less to be looking.
GRYFFINDOR GIRLS and GINNY: At the end of the day, it's another day over. And if you're lucky enough, you'll find a boy to be yours.
LAVENDER BROWN: Doing schoolwork, during class, just gives a little bit more time to look for a boy to take to the ball.
GRYFFINDOR GIRLS: At the end of the DAY!!
(end song)
GINNY: //eyeing Colin Creevey// Or rather, not..
HERMIONE: Oh, jeez!
End of Act I scenes 1-3
DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME!! THE SONGS ARE AS LISTED BELOW:
Excerpt From "Piano Lesson"-The Music Man, by Meredith Wilson "But Not For Me"-Crazy for You, by George and Ira Gershwin "At the End of the Day"-Les Miserables, by Claude-Michel Schonberg and Herbert Kretzmer
A/A: Okay.. I seriously don't know.. Sometimes, I scare myself, and this is one of those times... Whaddya think?? Oh, I forgot to say in the first chapter, I got inspired to write this by Hogwarts: A Musical, by harrypottermagic32, awesome fic! I'd like to take a moment to congratulate her on the great fic: CoNgRaTs!! Okay, R/R!!
***The Musairlady Grats Les Misazy for You Kinganantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!***
Definition: Music Man, My Fair Lady, Grease, Cats, Les Miz, Crazy for You, King and I, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!!
Act I Scene 1
//scene, Gryffindor common room, HARRY, NEVILLE, and RON and other Gryffindors sitting on couches. HERMIONE at a desk, studying. GINNY comes up to her//
GINNY: Hermione, the Yule Ball is coming up, do you have a date yet?
HERMIONE: No, actually, I'm planning to not go.
GINNY: //astonished// Not going!!??!! Hermione!! What about my brother, Ron, he's on to you!
Hermione: (song: excerpt from "Piano Lesson"-Music Man)
Hermione:
Now, Ginny:
As long as the Hogwarts School was made for the purpose of improving wizards and witches' intellegence level, I can't help my concern that the
ladies of Hogwarts keep ignoring all my council and advice
Ginny:
Hermione,:
When a woman's gotta boyfriend and you've got none
Why should she take advice from you?
Even if you can quote Merlin and Dumbledore and
All them other high-falutin' wizards?
Hermione: But, Ginny,
If you don't mind me saying so, you have a bad habit
Of changing every subject -
Ginny:
Now I haven't changed the subject, I was talkin' about
Ron-
Hermione:
Ron?
Ginny:
Yes Ron, who may be your very last chance
Hermione: Ginny!!
Do you really think that I'd allow a common fellow
-Now really, Ginny!
I have my standards where men are concerned and I have no intention -
Ginny:
I know all about your standards
And if you don't mind me saying so
There's not a man alive who could hope to measure up
To that blend of smartness, cunning, and charm
You've concocted for yourself
Out of your imagination
Your Muggle-born stubbornness and your trunk full of books!
(end song)
//HERMIONE closes her books, and storms up to girls dormitory. Lights up on boys' side of the common room GINNY walks over to that side, looks at them, lounging around, and storms up to her dormitory with a huff//
RON: //after looking after GINNY in confusion// So, as I was saying, the guy on the Firebolt said to the guy on the Comet 260, 'When will you feint!!??'
//the whole group bursts in laughter//
NEVILLE: So, Harry, tell us again about going into the Chamber of Secrets!
HARRY: Okay, okay. It all started when me and Ron went to see Lockhart and...
//boys listen with intent as HARRY goes on with story, lights go out and on again, symbolizing the passing of time. Harry finishes his story and boys go to dormitory// Act I Scene 2
//scene, boys dormitory. Everyone asleep but RON. RON sitting and staring out window. Single spotlight on RON.//
RON: Jeez, looks like everyone's got someone to go with them to the Yule Ball, except for me...
(song: "But Not For Me"-Crazy for You)
RON: They're writing songs of love, but not for me, There's lucky stars above, but not for me, With love to lead the way, I've found more skies of gray, Than any Russian play could guarantee.
She's knocking on a door, but not for me, She'll teach someone to waltz, but not for me, I know that love's a game; I'm puzzled just the same, Was I the odd one out? I'm all at sea..
(song ends)
//RON climbs in four-poster-bed and falls asleep, mumbles "Hermione.."//
Act I Scene 3
//scene, Great Hall, end of the day//
GINNY: //to Hermione, sitting beside her// It's already the end of the day and neither you or I have gotten a date yet!
HEMIONE: Listen, how many times do I have to tell you, I AM NOT GETTING A DATE!!
(song: "At the End of the Day"-Les Miserables)
GINNY AND OTHER GIRLS FROM GRYFFINDOR: At the end of the day, you're another day older. And that's all you can say for the life of us girls.
GINNY: (solo) It's a struggle, it's a war. And there's nothing that any boy's giving. One more day standing about, what is it for?
PARVATI PATIL and LAVENDER BROWN: One less to be looking.
GRYFFINDOR GIRLS and GINNY: At the end of the day, it's another day over. And if you're lucky enough, you'll find a boy to be yours.
LAVENDER BROWN: Doing schoolwork, during class, just gives a little bit more time to look for a boy to take to the ball.
GRYFFINDOR GIRLS: At the end of the DAY!!
(end song)
GINNY: //eyeing Colin Creevey// Or rather, not..
HERMIONE: Oh, jeez!
End of Act I scenes 1-3
DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME!! THE SONGS ARE AS LISTED BELOW:
Excerpt From "Piano Lesson"-The Music Man, by Meredith Wilson "But Not For Me"-Crazy for You, by George and Ira Gershwin "At the End of the Day"-Les Miserables, by Claude-Michel Schonberg and Herbert Kretzmer
A/A: Okay.. I seriously don't know.. Sometimes, I scare myself, and this is one of those times... Whaddya think?? Oh, I forgot to say in the first chapter, I got inspired to write this by Hogwarts: A Musical, by harrypottermagic32, awesome fic! I'd like to take a moment to congratulate her on the great fic: CoNgRaTs!! Okay, R/R!!