Christmas '02
*~*~*Harry Potter Christmas Co. Presents..*~*~*
***The Musairlady Grats Les Misazy for You Kinganantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!***
Definition: Music Man, My Fair Lady, Grease, Cats, Les Miz, Crazy for You, King and I, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!!
Act I Scene 4
//scene, Gryffindor common, ANGELINA JOHNSON sits on a sofa, with ALICIA SPINNET, talking. FRED, is talking about Quidditch to GEORGE and OLIVER and RON and HARRY. HERMIONE at a desk, and, studying, as usual.//
FRED: //to HARRY and RON// So..you lot got dates for the ball, yet?
RON: Er...nope
FRED: Well, you'd better hurry up, mate, or all the good ones will be gone!
RON: Who are you going with, then.
FRED: //promptly, casually// Angelina.
RON: //taken aback// WHAT!!?? You've already asked her??
FRED: Good point! //turns, calling across the common room// Oi! Angelina!!
ANGELINA: //calling back// What?
FRED: //still yelling// Want to come to the ball with me?
ANGELINA: //nods vigorously// Alright, then! //then turns back to conversation, slightly smiling.
FRED: //back to HARRY and RON// There you have it! //walks off. HARRY and RON look at each other in shock, then start talking again//
//spotlight goes over to ANGELINA's side of the room//
ALICIA: //to ANGELINA// so, you're going with Fred?
ANGELINA: //dreamily// yea....
//holds up picture of FRED, then clutches it to her chest//
(song: "Freddy, My Love", from Grease)
ANGELINA: Freddy, my love, I love you more than words can say. Freddy, my love, please keep in touch if you're away. Hearing from you, can make the day, so much better. Getting a hug, or maybe a kiss, would make it better.
My love, Freddy, my love, Freddy, my love, Freddy, my love //fades out//
(end song)
//light shifts from ANGELINA and ALICIA to GINNY, LAVENDER BROWN, PARVATI PATIL, and HERMIONE GRANGER//
GINNY: //to HERMIONE// So, you still haven't told us why you're not going to the Yule Ball. I mean, even I could get Colin Creevey to go with me.
PARVATI: Yea, Hermione!
LAVENDER: Tell us!!
HERMIONE: //closing her book, and stops trying to ignore them// If you really want to know...
(song: "Memory" from Cats)
HERMIONE: Midnight! Not a sound from the pavement. Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling, alone. In the lamplight, the withered leaves collect at my feet. And the wind begins to moan.
HERMIONE: //spoken// So, you see, I had a boyfriend, a long time ago. We loved each other very much. But-But-
HERMIONE: //singing// Memory. All alone in the moonlight. I can smile at the old days. I was popular, then. I remember the time I knew what true love was. I hope the memory lives again.
HERMIONE: //spoken// We had so much fun. Until he decided to-to-
HERMIONE: //singing// Every street lamp seemed to beat a fatalistic warning. Someone mutters, and the street lamp gutters, and soon it will be morning!
HERMIONE: //spoken// he dumped me...for Fleur...
HERMIONE: //singing// Daylight! I must wait for a sunrise! I must not live in memory. And I mustn't give in. When the dawn comes, tonight will be a memory too. And a new day will begin.
HERMIONE: //yep, you guessed it, spoken// He was Victor, Victor Krum...
HERMIONE: //singing// Help me! It's so easy to leave me! All alone with the memory, of my days with Krum. If you help me, you'll understand what happiness is. //looks at HARRY// Look, a new day has begun.
(end song)
GINNY: Oh, Hermione, I never could havc guessed, I'm so sorry.
HERMIONE: //wiping a tear off her face// It's okay. I guess it helped to talk about it.
LAVENDER: //bursting into sentimental moment with giggles// Well, I'm going to bed! See you girls later!!
PARVATI: Yea! Bye!!
//PARVATI and LAVNDER exit//
Act I Scene 5 //scene, great hall. HERMIONE sees HARRY and CHO CHANG holding hands//
HERMIONE: I'm appalled!
GINNY: At what?
HERMIONE: //realizing she hasn't told GINNY about her choice// oh it's just that...I want Harry to go with me to the-
GINNY: //cutting her off// Omygosh!! But he's going with Cho, isn't he?
HERMIONE: //to herself// just you wait, Harry Potter, just you wait!
(song: "Just You Wait" from My Fair Lady)
HERMIONE: Just you wait, Harry Potter, just you wait!
You'll be sorry, but your tears'll be to late!
You'll be broke, and I'll have money;
Will I help you? Don't be funny!
Just you wait, Harry Potter, just you wait!
Just you wait, Harry Potter, till you're sick,
And you scream to fetch a doctor double-quick.
I'll be off a second later And go straight to the the-ater!
Oh ho ho, Harry Potter, just you wait!
Ooooooh Harry Potter!
Just you wait until we're swimmin' in the sea!
Ooooooh Harry Potter!
And you get a cramp a little ways from me!
When you yell you're going to drown I'll get dressed
and go to town! Oh ho ho, Harry Potter!
Oh ho ho, Harry Potter! Just you wait!
One day I'll be famous! I'll be proper and prim;
Go to St. James so often I will call it St. Jim!
One evening the king will say:
"Oh, Hermione, old thing,
I want all of England your praises to sing.
Next week on the twentieth of May
I proclaim Hermione Granger Day!
All the people will celebrate the glory of you
And whatever you wish and want I gladly will do."
"Thanks a lot, King" says I, in a manner well-bred;
But all I want is Harry Potter for me!"
"Done," says the King with a stroke.
"Guard, run and bring in the bloke!"
Then they'll march you, Harry Potter to the wall;
And the King will tell me: "Hermione, sound the call."
As they lift their rifles higher, I'll shout:
"Me or death!"
Oh ho ho, Harry Potter,
Down you'll go, Harry Potter!
Just you wait! (end song)
GINNY: Wow, you're really set on getting him, aren't you?
HERMIONE: //subconsciously// yes...
//Meanwhile, RON was gathering up his courage to ask HERMIONE finally, he walks up to her//
RON: Hermione, I've gotta ask you something..
END OF ACT I!!
DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME! (insert joke here) Songs: "Freddy My Love"-Grease, by Warren Casey and Jim Jacobs "Memory"-Cats, by Andrew Lloyd Webber and T.S. Elliot "Just You Wait"-My Fair Lady, by I don't know whom, but not me
A/A: Plot thickens..//evil smile// Ginny's the girly, cupid one, and so are Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil. Memory //sighs// one of the greatest songs on (or off) Broadway. I don't know if you've already noticed, but this is NOT Harry and friends' fourth year, it's either 6th or 7th. Dumbledore thought that the Yule Ball was such a hit, that he decided to make another one. "Ahhh" you say "now it makes sense". Personally, I'm against Ginny-Harry fics, Draco-Hermione fics, and Hermione-Harry fics, so don't get any ideas. There might be a surprise character. You tell me! Read and review please! Oh, and to "Molly" (the reviewer, if she ever decided to come back) , sorry about the disappointment and I hope you like it better with all the juicy stuff. Okay, gotta go write Act II!! See you!!
***The Musairlady Grats Les Misazy for You Kinganantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!***
Definition: Music Man, My Fair Lady, Grease, Cats, Les Miz, Crazy for You, King and I, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!!
Act I Scene 4
//scene, Gryffindor common, ANGELINA JOHNSON sits on a sofa, with ALICIA SPINNET, talking. FRED, is talking about Quidditch to GEORGE and OLIVER and RON and HARRY. HERMIONE at a desk, and, studying, as usual.//
FRED: //to HARRY and RON// So..you lot got dates for the ball, yet?
RON: Er...nope
FRED: Well, you'd better hurry up, mate, or all the good ones will be gone!
RON: Who are you going with, then.
FRED: //promptly, casually// Angelina.
RON: //taken aback// WHAT!!?? You've already asked her??
FRED: Good point! //turns, calling across the common room// Oi! Angelina!!
ANGELINA: //calling back// What?
FRED: //still yelling// Want to come to the ball with me?
ANGELINA: //nods vigorously// Alright, then! //then turns back to conversation, slightly smiling.
FRED: //back to HARRY and RON// There you have it! //walks off. HARRY and RON look at each other in shock, then start talking again//
//spotlight goes over to ANGELINA's side of the room//
ALICIA: //to ANGELINA// so, you're going with Fred?
ANGELINA: //dreamily// yea....
//holds up picture of FRED, then clutches it to her chest//
(song: "Freddy, My Love", from Grease)
ANGELINA: Freddy, my love, I love you more than words can say. Freddy, my love, please keep in touch if you're away. Hearing from you, can make the day, so much better. Getting a hug, or maybe a kiss, would make it better.
My love, Freddy, my love, Freddy, my love, Freddy, my love //fades out//
(end song)
//light shifts from ANGELINA and ALICIA to GINNY, LAVENDER BROWN, PARVATI PATIL, and HERMIONE GRANGER//
GINNY: //to HERMIONE// So, you still haven't told us why you're not going to the Yule Ball. I mean, even I could get Colin Creevey to go with me.
PARVATI: Yea, Hermione!
LAVENDER: Tell us!!
HERMIONE: //closing her book, and stops trying to ignore them// If you really want to know...
(song: "Memory" from Cats)
HERMIONE: Midnight! Not a sound from the pavement. Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling, alone. In the lamplight, the withered leaves collect at my feet. And the wind begins to moan.
HERMIONE: //spoken// So, you see, I had a boyfriend, a long time ago. We loved each other very much. But-But-
HERMIONE: //singing// Memory. All alone in the moonlight. I can smile at the old days. I was popular, then. I remember the time I knew what true love was. I hope the memory lives again.
HERMIONE: //spoken// We had so much fun. Until he decided to-to-
HERMIONE: //singing// Every street lamp seemed to beat a fatalistic warning. Someone mutters, and the street lamp gutters, and soon it will be morning!
HERMIONE: //spoken// he dumped me...for Fleur...
HERMIONE: //singing// Daylight! I must wait for a sunrise! I must not live in memory. And I mustn't give in. When the dawn comes, tonight will be a memory too. And a new day will begin.
HERMIONE: //yep, you guessed it, spoken// He was Victor, Victor Krum...
HERMIONE: //singing// Help me! It's so easy to leave me! All alone with the memory, of my days with Krum. If you help me, you'll understand what happiness is. //looks at HARRY// Look, a new day has begun.
(end song)
GINNY: Oh, Hermione, I never could havc guessed, I'm so sorry.
HERMIONE: //wiping a tear off her face// It's okay. I guess it helped to talk about it.
LAVENDER: //bursting into sentimental moment with giggles// Well, I'm going to bed! See you girls later!!
PARVATI: Yea! Bye!!
//PARVATI and LAVNDER exit//
Act I Scene 5 //scene, great hall. HERMIONE sees HARRY and CHO CHANG holding hands//
HERMIONE: I'm appalled!
GINNY: At what?
HERMIONE: //realizing she hasn't told GINNY about her choice// oh it's just that...I want Harry to go with me to the-
GINNY: //cutting her off// Omygosh!! But he's going with Cho, isn't he?
HERMIONE: //to herself// just you wait, Harry Potter, just you wait!
(song: "Just You Wait" from My Fair Lady)
HERMIONE: Just you wait, Harry Potter, just you wait!
You'll be sorry, but your tears'll be to late!
You'll be broke, and I'll have money;
Will I help you? Don't be funny!
Just you wait, Harry Potter, just you wait!
Just you wait, Harry Potter, till you're sick,
And you scream to fetch a doctor double-quick.
I'll be off a second later And go straight to the the-ater!
Oh ho ho, Harry Potter, just you wait!
Ooooooh Harry Potter!
Just you wait until we're swimmin' in the sea!
Ooooooh Harry Potter!
And you get a cramp a little ways from me!
When you yell you're going to drown I'll get dressed
and go to town! Oh ho ho, Harry Potter!
Oh ho ho, Harry Potter! Just you wait!
One day I'll be famous! I'll be proper and prim;
Go to St. James so often I will call it St. Jim!
One evening the king will say:
"Oh, Hermione, old thing,
I want all of England your praises to sing.
Next week on the twentieth of May
I proclaim Hermione Granger Day!
All the people will celebrate the glory of you
And whatever you wish and want I gladly will do."
"Thanks a lot, King" says I, in a manner well-bred;
But all I want is Harry Potter for me!"
"Done," says the King with a stroke.
"Guard, run and bring in the bloke!"
Then they'll march you, Harry Potter to the wall;
And the King will tell me: "Hermione, sound the call."
As they lift their rifles higher, I'll shout:
"Me or death!"
Oh ho ho, Harry Potter,
Down you'll go, Harry Potter!
Just you wait! (end song)
GINNY: Wow, you're really set on getting him, aren't you?
HERMIONE: //subconsciously// yes...
//Meanwhile, RON was gathering up his courage to ask HERMIONE finally, he walks up to her//
RON: Hermione, I've gotta ask you something..
END OF ACT I!!
DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME! (insert joke here) Songs: "Freddy My Love"-Grease, by Warren Casey and Jim Jacobs "Memory"-Cats, by Andrew Lloyd Webber and T.S. Elliot "Just You Wait"-My Fair Lady, by I don't know whom, but not me
A/A: Plot thickens..//evil smile// Ginny's the girly, cupid one, and so are Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil. Memory //sighs// one of the greatest songs on (or off) Broadway. I don't know if you've already noticed, but this is NOT Harry and friends' fourth year, it's either 6th or 7th. Dumbledore thought that the Yule Ball was such a hit, that he decided to make another one. "Ahhh" you say "now it makes sense". Personally, I'm against Ginny-Harry fics, Draco-Hermione fics, and Hermione-Harry fics, so don't get any ideas. There might be a surprise character. You tell me! Read and review please! Oh, and to "Molly" (the reviewer, if she ever decided to come back) , sorry about the disappointment and I hope you like it better with all the juicy stuff. Okay, gotta go write Act II!! See you!!