Christmas '02
*~*~*Harry Potter Christmas Co. Presents..*~*~*
***The Musairlady Grats Les Misazy for You Kinganantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!***
Definition: Music Man, My Fair Lady, Grease, Cats, Les Miz, Crazy for You, King and I, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!!
Act II Scene 1
//scene, great hall, right where act I scene 5 left off, spotlight now only on RON and HERMIONE everyone else in shadows and frozen//
RON: Hermione, willyougoballwime?
HERMIONE: ...Excuse me?
RON: will you go to the ballwime?
HERMIONE: //stands up defiantly// No! I'm going with Harry! //walks out of Great Hall//
//on HERMIONE's last word, EVERYONE comes unfrozen and back to usual business. CHO CHANG looks at RON sympathetically, CHO then looks at HARRY and her face saddens//
Act II Scene 2
//scene, Ravenclaw common room. CHO CHANG sits alone in a chair in a corner. OTHER RAVENCLAWS sit around//
CHO: Ron... //then looks at picture of HARRY at her desk// Harry?
(song: "On My Own", from Les Miserables)
CHO: On my own, pretending he's beside me. All alone, I walk with him 'til morning. Without him, I feel his arms around me. And when I lose my place, I close my eyes, and he has found me. In a chair, the fabric shines like diamonds, All the lights, are misty in my eyes. In the darkness, the room is full of true love, And all I see is him and me forever and forever. And I know, it's only in my mind. That I am talking to myself and not to him. And although, I know that he is blind, Still I say, there's a way for us. //pauses, then sets HARRY's picture face down defiantly// I love him! But when the night is o-ver, he is gone, the river's just a river Without him, the world around me changes. The room is bare, and everywhere, the corridors are full of strangers. I love him! But every day I'm learning. All my life, I've only been pretending!
With out me, his world will go on turning. The world is full of happiness that I have never known. I love him. I love him. But only on my own.
(end song)
CHO: Ron! //shouts this out loud, so that OTHER RAVENCLAWS stop what they're doing to look at CHO suspiciously, then shake their heads sympathetically and go back to business//
Act II Scene 3
//scene, SNAPE's dungeons, SNAPE sits at desk thinking//
SNAPE: I must get that boy, Draco a date for the ball. //cauldron fizzes and out pops bubbles// Ah, yes, the love potion is ready! I will give it to Draco to give to anyone he wants and he shall have his way! //laughs evilly, then picks up bottle and pours potion in. DRACO comes in//
DRACO: Is it ready, Professor?
SNAPE: Here, boy, use it wisely
//DRACO takes bottle and walks out//
Act II Scene 3
//scene, great hall, PEEVES nearby, giggling furiously, Slytherin table closest in view, DRACO pours potion in pumpkin juice//
DRACO: Now, who shall be the lucky person I give this to?
PEEVES: //floats over to DRACO// What's that, ickle one? //grabs potion out of DRACO's hands//
DRACO: Hey, give it back, it's a love potion! //whispering//
PEEVES: No, no, no! I'll take care of it for you...//smiles evilest grin ever//
DRACO: Well, alright! Just make sure you find someone good for me and mess things up with Potter!
PEEVES: //chuckling// Sure...
//PEEVES floats over to Gryffindor table and pours potion in HERMIONE's drink, then pours potion in HARRY's drink, then pours potion in PANSY PARKINSON's drink, lights flash, thunder, etc.//
HARRY: //getting up, spotting ANGELINA JOHNSON// Angelina!! Kiss me! //chases after ANGELINA, who jumps into FRED's arms, who runs away with her, HARRY chases//
PANSY PARKINSON: //takes a sip from drink, then looks up to see RON// Ron!! My sweet!! //Runs to RON, who, looking very surprised, screams, and runs out into hall//
HERMIONE: //doesn't take a sip, but notices HANNA ABBOT from Hufflepuff, sitting alone and thirsty// Hey, Hanna, want a sip of my drink, I don't want it anymore. //HANNA nods and sips, notices HARRY, jumps up, spilling juice, and runs after HARRY, who is chasing ANGELINA//
//PEEVES looks into flask, there's still a little bit more, he pours some in GINNY's drink and some in DRACO's drink//
GINNY: //looks up after taking a sip from her drink and sees DRACO// Draco! //runs after DRACO, who looks up from taking a sip and sees HERMIONE, he looks at her desperately and runs after her, there is now a big chase around the great hall// DRACO: //corners Hermione// Kiss me!
(song: "All Choked Up" from Grease)
DRACO: //spoken// Well, I feel so strange, welling up on my word. Now my brain is reelin' and my eyesight's blurred. I tremble a lot. I'm nervous and hot.
DRACO: //singing// Uh Huh, I'm all choked up. Oh baby, baby, take my heart, before it breaks,my knees are weak, and by back-bone quakes. My hands are colder than ice, my throat is locked in a vice, Come on and change my pain to paradise. Well there's a fever heat, runnin' thru my skin don't you hear me knocking, oh won't you let me in. You know I'm your fool. So don't you be cruel. Uh huh. I'm all choked up!
(end song)
//HERMIONE takes out her wand and shouts// locomortor motis //DRACO's legs get locked and he falls over. Hermione stomps right over him to go see what HARRY was up to. GINNY runs over to DRACO and tries to nurse him and kiss him all over, in which she succeeds. COLIN storms over to try to pry GINNY off, but fails, RON looks horrified at PANSY trying to chase him he runs out in hall, PANSY follows. Mass chaos//
Act II Scene 4
//scene, out in hall. PANSY and RON only people there//
PANSY: //cornering RON// Come on, sweet cheeks!
(song: "Naughty Baby" from Crazy for You)
PANSY: If you want a girl who's sentimental, one who'll never set you in a whirl. One who will be always sweet and gentle, I am not that sort of girl. But if you prefer a rather swift one. If you think you'd like to run around. With a bright one, I am just the right-one---. //swifts RON into two-step waltz/tango sort of Wango// Naughty baby, naughty baby, who will tea---se you! I can show the way and know the way to plea---se you! If you're wanting a beginner, I shan't do! I can make a saint a sinner when I wa-nt to! If you find the simple kind are rather slo---ow dear. Then you ought to try a naughty one you kno---w dear! But you'll never meet another who will be, a naughty baby, naughty baby, just like me!
(end song)
//RON looks disgusted but is overpowered by PANSY who squishes him until his eyes pop out and kisses him. RON faints of disgust.//
End of Act II scenes 1-4
DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME SO NANA NANA BOO BOO! Songs: "On My Own"-Les Miserables, by Claude-Michel Schonberg, and Herbert Kretzmer, and John Caird, and Trever Nunn.
"All Choked up"-Grease, by Warren Casey and Jim Jacobs
"Naughty Baby"-Crazy for You, by George and Ira Gershwin, and Desmond Carter
A/A: So...I couldn't do a song every scene for this section. Act II will still be five scenes, and there will also be an Act III. Whaddya think? I still need to do "Getting to Know You" from the King and I, and "The Phantom of the Opera" from, how'd ya guess? The Phantom of the Opera. Remember what I said in the last A/A, I do not believe in Draco-Hermione fics, so that won't last long. Hermione-Ron? Well..let's just say I don't want to ruin the rest of the show by telling you yes. One thing will be definite, a sweet "Embraceable You" from Crazy for You at the end between the definite lovers. I know, I know, I've going to be doing too many songs from Crazy for You. Sorry, but my resources are limited. "On my Own" a beautiful song from Les Miz. Another of my favourites. I also like "A Little Fall of Rain" from Les Miz. Hmmm...I'll incorporate death? Tell me how, or why not in a pleasant review, if you haven't already noticed, I've changed it from Parody/Humor, to Parody/Romance. Okay, gotta go work on Act II scene five, which will come straight with Act III scene one. Okay, see you! R/R!!
***The Musairlady Grats Les Misazy for You Kinganantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!***
Definition: Music Man, My Fair Lady, Grease, Cats, Les Miz, Crazy for You, King and I, Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter Style!!
Act II Scene 1
//scene, great hall, right where act I scene 5 left off, spotlight now only on RON and HERMIONE everyone else in shadows and frozen//
RON: Hermione, willyougoballwime?
HERMIONE: ...Excuse me?
RON: will you go to the ballwime?
HERMIONE: //stands up defiantly// No! I'm going with Harry! //walks out of Great Hall//
//on HERMIONE's last word, EVERYONE comes unfrozen and back to usual business. CHO CHANG looks at RON sympathetically, CHO then looks at HARRY and her face saddens//
Act II Scene 2
//scene, Ravenclaw common room. CHO CHANG sits alone in a chair in a corner. OTHER RAVENCLAWS sit around//
CHO: Ron... //then looks at picture of HARRY at her desk// Harry?
(song: "On My Own", from Les Miserables)
CHO: On my own, pretending he's beside me. All alone, I walk with him 'til morning. Without him, I feel his arms around me. And when I lose my place, I close my eyes, and he has found me. In a chair, the fabric shines like diamonds, All the lights, are misty in my eyes. In the darkness, the room is full of true love, And all I see is him and me forever and forever. And I know, it's only in my mind. That I am talking to myself and not to him. And although, I know that he is blind, Still I say, there's a way for us. //pauses, then sets HARRY's picture face down defiantly// I love him! But when the night is o-ver, he is gone, the river's just a river Without him, the world around me changes. The room is bare, and everywhere, the corridors are full of strangers. I love him! But every day I'm learning. All my life, I've only been pretending!
With out me, his world will go on turning. The world is full of happiness that I have never known. I love him. I love him. But only on my own.
(end song)
CHO: Ron! //shouts this out loud, so that OTHER RAVENCLAWS stop what they're doing to look at CHO suspiciously, then shake their heads sympathetically and go back to business//
Act II Scene 3
//scene, SNAPE's dungeons, SNAPE sits at desk thinking//
SNAPE: I must get that boy, Draco a date for the ball. //cauldron fizzes and out pops bubbles// Ah, yes, the love potion is ready! I will give it to Draco to give to anyone he wants and he shall have his way! //laughs evilly, then picks up bottle and pours potion in. DRACO comes in//
DRACO: Is it ready, Professor?
SNAPE: Here, boy, use it wisely
//DRACO takes bottle and walks out//
Act II Scene 3
//scene, great hall, PEEVES nearby, giggling furiously, Slytherin table closest in view, DRACO pours potion in pumpkin juice//
DRACO: Now, who shall be the lucky person I give this to?
PEEVES: //floats over to DRACO// What's that, ickle one? //grabs potion out of DRACO's hands//
DRACO: Hey, give it back, it's a love potion! //whispering//
PEEVES: No, no, no! I'll take care of it for you...//smiles evilest grin ever//
DRACO: Well, alright! Just make sure you find someone good for me and mess things up with Potter!
PEEVES: //chuckling// Sure...
//PEEVES floats over to Gryffindor table and pours potion in HERMIONE's drink, then pours potion in HARRY's drink, then pours potion in PANSY PARKINSON's drink, lights flash, thunder, etc.//
HARRY: //getting up, spotting ANGELINA JOHNSON// Angelina!! Kiss me! //chases after ANGELINA, who jumps into FRED's arms, who runs away with her, HARRY chases//
PANSY PARKINSON: //takes a sip from drink, then looks up to see RON// Ron!! My sweet!! //Runs to RON, who, looking very surprised, screams, and runs out into hall//
HERMIONE: //doesn't take a sip, but notices HANNA ABBOT from Hufflepuff, sitting alone and thirsty// Hey, Hanna, want a sip of my drink, I don't want it anymore. //HANNA nods and sips, notices HARRY, jumps up, spilling juice, and runs after HARRY, who is chasing ANGELINA//
//PEEVES looks into flask, there's still a little bit more, he pours some in GINNY's drink and some in DRACO's drink//
GINNY: //looks up after taking a sip from her drink and sees DRACO// Draco! //runs after DRACO, who looks up from taking a sip and sees HERMIONE, he looks at her desperately and runs after her, there is now a big chase around the great hall// DRACO: //corners Hermione// Kiss me!
(song: "All Choked Up" from Grease)
DRACO: //spoken// Well, I feel so strange, welling up on my word. Now my brain is reelin' and my eyesight's blurred. I tremble a lot. I'm nervous and hot.
DRACO: //singing// Uh Huh, I'm all choked up. Oh baby, baby, take my heart, before it breaks,my knees are weak, and by back-bone quakes. My hands are colder than ice, my throat is locked in a vice, Come on and change my pain to paradise. Well there's a fever heat, runnin' thru my skin don't you hear me knocking, oh won't you let me in. You know I'm your fool. So don't you be cruel. Uh huh. I'm all choked up!
(end song)
//HERMIONE takes out her wand and shouts// locomortor motis //DRACO's legs get locked and he falls over. Hermione stomps right over him to go see what HARRY was up to. GINNY runs over to DRACO and tries to nurse him and kiss him all over, in which she succeeds. COLIN storms over to try to pry GINNY off, but fails, RON looks horrified at PANSY trying to chase him he runs out in hall, PANSY follows. Mass chaos//
Act II Scene 4
//scene, out in hall. PANSY and RON only people there//
PANSY: //cornering RON// Come on, sweet cheeks!
(song: "Naughty Baby" from Crazy for You)
PANSY: If you want a girl who's sentimental, one who'll never set you in a whirl. One who will be always sweet and gentle, I am not that sort of girl. But if you prefer a rather swift one. If you think you'd like to run around. With a bright one, I am just the right-one---. //swifts RON into two-step waltz/tango sort of Wango// Naughty baby, naughty baby, who will tea---se you! I can show the way and know the way to plea---se you! If you're wanting a beginner, I shan't do! I can make a saint a sinner when I wa-nt to! If you find the simple kind are rather slo---ow dear. Then you ought to try a naughty one you kno---w dear! But you'll never meet another who will be, a naughty baby, naughty baby, just like me!
(end song)
//RON looks disgusted but is overpowered by PANSY who squishes him until his eyes pop out and kisses him. RON faints of disgust.//
End of Act II scenes 1-4
DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME SO NANA NANA BOO BOO! Songs: "On My Own"-Les Miserables, by Claude-Michel Schonberg, and Herbert Kretzmer, and John Caird, and Trever Nunn.
"All Choked up"-Grease, by Warren Casey and Jim Jacobs
"Naughty Baby"-Crazy for You, by George and Ira Gershwin, and Desmond Carter
A/A: So...I couldn't do a song every scene for this section. Act II will still be five scenes, and there will also be an Act III. Whaddya think? I still need to do "Getting to Know You" from the King and I, and "The Phantom of the Opera" from, how'd ya guess? The Phantom of the Opera. Remember what I said in the last A/A, I do not believe in Draco-Hermione fics, so that won't last long. Hermione-Ron? Well..let's just say I don't want to ruin the rest of the show by telling you yes. One thing will be definite, a sweet "Embraceable You" from Crazy for You at the end between the definite lovers. I know, I know, I've going to be doing too many songs from Crazy for You. Sorry, but my resources are limited. "On my Own" a beautiful song from Les Miz. Another of my favourites. I also like "A Little Fall of Rain" from Les Miz. Hmmm...I'll incorporate death? Tell me how, or why not in a pleasant review, if you haven't already noticed, I've changed it from Parody/Humor, to Parody/Romance. Okay, gotta go work on Act II scene five, which will come straight with Act III scene one. Okay, see you! R/R!!