FLF: *Falls over* what kind of drugs birthed this chapter?
Voices: I think you were just that crazy, fur.
FLF: Maybe I was, maybe I was
Alright, here we go. I tell all Davis fans to turn back because this chapter doesn't necessarily bash his personality, but physically emotionally and physiologically hurts him. I hated revising this chapter, but I thought it was far too funny to cut out of the story.
It doesn't really fit in the plot line, so you could probably just head over to the next chapter and never have missed any plot twists or really anything at all.
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TK's POV
Well, we got home from dinner. All of us came over to Tai and Kari's apartment, all of us minus Davis. I hated him so much. If Kari had chosen him over me, yeah I woulda been bummed out, but I would have wanted her to be happy. I would never have tried to break them up. Davis needed to learn a lesson. I knew that there was no physical equivalent of heartbreak, but I thought that there were some things that could be arranged.
Of course everyone agreed to help me, for some reason or another. In a few cases it was just because they sympathized with Kari and my situation, in others it was because Davis had done something to them that they thought needed punishment too. (Like how he'd gotten pudding on Mimi's $1000 skirt or chewed on Sora's best tennis racket.)
I felt very excited about the whole revenge thing. I could tell Kari was apprehensive, which was very typical of her. She didn't want to hurt Davis. But he'd hurt her, hadn't he? So she agreed, muttering something about how I shouldn't become Heathcliff, but I didn't see the application.
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Davis' POV
Oh... god... long night, last night... today I would go to the fair... that was always fun... I was going alone... Why was everybody so mad at me last night? Especially Kari? And why was she with TK? I thought I had broken them up... It made no sense.
"Oh well," I thought as I put on my jacket, "I can figure it out later." And I head out the door.
"Knock me in and win a prize! Once and you win a small prize! Twice and you win a medium prize! Three times and you win a large prize! Four times and win a Jumbo prize! One shot for only 3 yen! Special offer!" The man sitting on the dunker cried. He must be insane! It's December! The nutter!
I rode the Ferris Wheel- alone. I rode the bumper cars- alone. I had bought lunch and ate it- alone. I thought I saw Sora, Yolie and Mimi, but I was probably just seeing things. They would most likely be out shopping today... I looked back down at my lunch.
After I ate I needed to go to the bathroom... "Oh yeah!" I thought to myself, "It's a fair! Ew... porta-potties... Blah!"
But I had no choice. I opened the door and walked in. I looked down on the thing... I guess it was supposed to be a toilet... Ugh... I pulled down my pants. Suddenly I felt a tug at them and a 'plunk' from below. "SHIT" I yelled my keys had fallen into the... 'Pool' below... I knew I only had one choice.
I had to go in after them. I couldn't get anywhere without them! Even my bike had a lock on it, the one I had ridden here. I couldn't walk home... Oh well! I took the seat off the 'toilet' and put my hand into the 'water' and searched the surface. I felt myself touching other people's crap. Oh god this has just GOTTA be my worst idea yet. Ew.
The whole porta-potty smelled like shit, vomit, diaria, and pee all in one repulsive scent. Suddenly I lost my footing, and having opened the hole in the ground so wide, I fell, head first into the pool of crud. "Oh. My. Fucking. God. IT SMELLS LIKE FUCKING DEVIL SHIT IN HERE!" Well that's probably because it was shit in there. That wasn't the worst part, though. Some had gotten into my mouth. And it was the worst thing ever. I leaned over and nearly puked. It was pitch black, and I was waist deep in waste. I screamed for help, but to no avail. I realized that while in here I should at least look for my keys. I put my hand in and reached around. After about 10 minutes I found them. I yelled for help and eventually, after about 45 minutes, nearly choking to death from the stench, some firemen came and dropped a ladder for me. I smelled like the shit-hole so nobody came near me.
I got home, tracking 'mud' all over the house until I climbed into the shower... Tomorrow would be another day... And people would make fun of me... I mean I fell in a porta-potty... Heh it's kinda funny now... Well not REALLY... but it's important to laugh at yourself... right?
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Sora's POV
"Oh my god Mimi! I can't believe we just did that!" I breathed aloud
"Well it was a PARISIAN outfit he destroyed..." Mimi prodded. We both collapsed laughing. We had simply pulled the keys out of Davis's pocket and plunked them in the water. There was a small hole in the earth... God... we are so evil... I actually feel bad for the little guy. He's kinda like Tai... The prospect of that happening to Tai sent a surge of resentment up my spine, but I shook it off...
"Well part one of revenge is complete!" Yolie said
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Davis' POV
The next day I went to the barber. My hair had grown too long. I walked in and sat down in the chair and waited for him to snip away. I went to the same guy every week. He knew the cut I liked.
"So I heard about you and the port-a-potty. How does one fall in?" Brad, the barber said
"AGH! I dropped my keys in okay? Lay off it!" I retorted
"Okay, sorry!" He continued for about a 1/2 an hour to snip.
"Well there we go!" He turned me away from the mirror. I payed him and thanked him. As I walked through the streets I saw people looking at me funny. I shrugged it off.
When I got home I looked in the mirror. My hair had dried. I yelped. A MULLET! I couldn't believe it... a mullet. I had a mullet... I could never live this down. I had been seen with a mullet. Why would Brad give me a mullet... This was not my week. I would have cut my hair, but my mom only had safety scissors in the house... Something bad had happened to Jun as a child or something, I'd never bothered to ask.
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Matt's POV
"A mullet! Could you think of anything more degrading?" Izzy asked
"I dunno... We could've given him a Tai cut..." I said laughing
"No- the Ringo cut!" Jyou kidded. We all cracked up. We had payed the hair guy to give him a mullet. It was quite funny.
"Well anyway, part two of revenge is completed!" I called
"Prodigious!"
~*~
Davis's POV
I looked down at the little note in my hand, smiling. Things were getting better. My hair was back to normal, I didn't smell funny anymore and I had a note from Kari.
__________________________________________________________________
Dear Davis, I know you've had a... rough... to say the least... week. I was hoping to make it up to you. Come over to my place tomorrow. We have chocolate! Well ta!
Winks,
Kari Kamiya ___________________________________________________________________
I walked up to her door and knocked. "Hey Davis, come on in!" I heard her sweet voice say
"Sup??" I asked
"Nothing really. I might go to the fair... Was it fun?" She asked
"Not funny." I replied
"Sorry" she giggled
TK walked in. He gave me a chocolate bar, one to Kari and kept one for himself. I scarfed mine down. I loved chocolate.
"C'mon let's watch some TV!" Kari called
We all sat down and turned on the TV. It was a re-run of the American show Friends. I watched for a minute or two. Oh, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? As the show ended I realized that I had to get to a bathroom.
"Uh... Kari do you have another bathroom?" I asked because TK had excused himself a minute earlier and the door was locked.
"Only one, but TK'll come out if you apologize to him." She said
"Huh?"
"God you ARE slow! Just walk up to the door and say that you're sorry for trying to break us up!" she said. So I did so. I walked up and said I was sorry.
"And?"
"I'd... I'd... do it again!" I said. I wouldn't give Kari up without a good go-round!
"Learn the hard way." He said opening the door and letting me in. It turned out that I was right. It was the chocolate. It was exlax chocolate, and a little bit of that stuff goes a long way... Too much causes diaria and vomiting. All unpleasantness. After an hour I finally felt good enough to leave the room. I walked out. Kari walked in and grabbed something. It was a little video camera.
"Davis. This is exactly what you think it is. Blackmail tape. I would be more than happy to share this to the world. Okay? Now promise you'll never try to break TK and I up again." Kari said her arms folded, somehow her voice still sounding sweet.
"Uhuh." I whimpered
"In writing." TK said handing me a piece of paper
___________________________________________________________
I, Daisuke solemnly swear never to:
*Try to break Takeru Takaishi and Hikari Kamiya up.
*Look at Hikari in any way I wouldn't look at my grandmother
*Use exlax chocolate as revenge onto Takeru and Hikari
*Ever get a mullet EVER again
*Get dirt on Mimi's PARISIAN outfit
*Bite Sora's tennis equipment
*Ever mention this to the outside world
X____________________________
_____________________________________________________________
I signed
"Now let's watch some more TV." Kari said and we sat back down on the couch. Kari sat in HIS arms. I would just have to live with it...
~*~
Kari's POV
I felt bad for the guy. We had put him through hell. He put us through it first... Anyway, I have to leave in a few days, so I'm gonna get in my last few days with TK before then... I looked up at him and smiled he must love me if he'd do this for me. He really was the best....
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FLF: ...oi vey. Okay, quick detour. Drama picks up again next time, so read on, read on.
Voices: I think you were just that crazy, fur.
FLF: Maybe I was, maybe I was
Alright, here we go. I tell all Davis fans to turn back because this chapter doesn't necessarily bash his personality, but physically emotionally and physiologically hurts him. I hated revising this chapter, but I thought it was far too funny to cut out of the story.
It doesn't really fit in the plot line, so you could probably just head over to the next chapter and never have missed any plot twists or really anything at all.
~*~
TK's POV
Well, we got home from dinner. All of us came over to Tai and Kari's apartment, all of us minus Davis. I hated him so much. If Kari had chosen him over me, yeah I woulda been bummed out, but I would have wanted her to be happy. I would never have tried to break them up. Davis needed to learn a lesson. I knew that there was no physical equivalent of heartbreak, but I thought that there were some things that could be arranged.
Of course everyone agreed to help me, for some reason or another. In a few cases it was just because they sympathized with Kari and my situation, in others it was because Davis had done something to them that they thought needed punishment too. (Like how he'd gotten pudding on Mimi's $1000 skirt or chewed on Sora's best tennis racket.)
I felt very excited about the whole revenge thing. I could tell Kari was apprehensive, which was very typical of her. She didn't want to hurt Davis. But he'd hurt her, hadn't he? So she agreed, muttering something about how I shouldn't become Heathcliff, but I didn't see the application.
~*~
Davis' POV
Oh... god... long night, last night... today I would go to the fair... that was always fun... I was going alone... Why was everybody so mad at me last night? Especially Kari? And why was she with TK? I thought I had broken them up... It made no sense.
"Oh well," I thought as I put on my jacket, "I can figure it out later." And I head out the door.
"Knock me in and win a prize! Once and you win a small prize! Twice and you win a medium prize! Three times and you win a large prize! Four times and win a Jumbo prize! One shot for only 3 yen! Special offer!" The man sitting on the dunker cried. He must be insane! It's December! The nutter!
I rode the Ferris Wheel- alone. I rode the bumper cars- alone. I had bought lunch and ate it- alone. I thought I saw Sora, Yolie and Mimi, but I was probably just seeing things. They would most likely be out shopping today... I looked back down at my lunch.
After I ate I needed to go to the bathroom... "Oh yeah!" I thought to myself, "It's a fair! Ew... porta-potties... Blah!"
But I had no choice. I opened the door and walked in. I looked down on the thing... I guess it was supposed to be a toilet... Ugh... I pulled down my pants. Suddenly I felt a tug at them and a 'plunk' from below. "SHIT" I yelled my keys had fallen into the... 'Pool' below... I knew I only had one choice.
I had to go in after them. I couldn't get anywhere without them! Even my bike had a lock on it, the one I had ridden here. I couldn't walk home... Oh well! I took the seat off the 'toilet' and put my hand into the 'water' and searched the surface. I felt myself touching other people's crap. Oh god this has just GOTTA be my worst idea yet. Ew.
The whole porta-potty smelled like shit, vomit, diaria, and pee all in one repulsive scent. Suddenly I lost my footing, and having opened the hole in the ground so wide, I fell, head first into the pool of crud. "Oh. My. Fucking. God. IT SMELLS LIKE FUCKING DEVIL SHIT IN HERE!" Well that's probably because it was shit in there. That wasn't the worst part, though. Some had gotten into my mouth. And it was the worst thing ever. I leaned over and nearly puked. It was pitch black, and I was waist deep in waste. I screamed for help, but to no avail. I realized that while in here I should at least look for my keys. I put my hand in and reached around. After about 10 minutes I found them. I yelled for help and eventually, after about 45 minutes, nearly choking to death from the stench, some firemen came and dropped a ladder for me. I smelled like the shit-hole so nobody came near me.
I got home, tracking 'mud' all over the house until I climbed into the shower... Tomorrow would be another day... And people would make fun of me... I mean I fell in a porta-potty... Heh it's kinda funny now... Well not REALLY... but it's important to laugh at yourself... right?
~*~
Sora's POV
"Oh my god Mimi! I can't believe we just did that!" I breathed aloud
"Well it was a PARISIAN outfit he destroyed..." Mimi prodded. We both collapsed laughing. We had simply pulled the keys out of Davis's pocket and plunked them in the water. There was a small hole in the earth... God... we are so evil... I actually feel bad for the little guy. He's kinda like Tai... The prospect of that happening to Tai sent a surge of resentment up my spine, but I shook it off...
"Well part one of revenge is complete!" Yolie said
~*~
Davis' POV
The next day I went to the barber. My hair had grown too long. I walked in and sat down in the chair and waited for him to snip away. I went to the same guy every week. He knew the cut I liked.
"So I heard about you and the port-a-potty. How does one fall in?" Brad, the barber said
"AGH! I dropped my keys in okay? Lay off it!" I retorted
"Okay, sorry!" He continued for about a 1/2 an hour to snip.
"Well there we go!" He turned me away from the mirror. I payed him and thanked him. As I walked through the streets I saw people looking at me funny. I shrugged it off.
When I got home I looked in the mirror. My hair had dried. I yelped. A MULLET! I couldn't believe it... a mullet. I had a mullet... I could never live this down. I had been seen with a mullet. Why would Brad give me a mullet... This was not my week. I would have cut my hair, but my mom only had safety scissors in the house... Something bad had happened to Jun as a child or something, I'd never bothered to ask.
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Matt's POV
"A mullet! Could you think of anything more degrading?" Izzy asked
"I dunno... We could've given him a Tai cut..." I said laughing
"No- the Ringo cut!" Jyou kidded. We all cracked up. We had payed the hair guy to give him a mullet. It was quite funny.
"Well anyway, part two of revenge is completed!" I called
"Prodigious!"
~*~
Davis's POV
I looked down at the little note in my hand, smiling. Things were getting better. My hair was back to normal, I didn't smell funny anymore and I had a note from Kari.
__________________________________________________________________
Dear Davis, I know you've had a... rough... to say the least... week. I was hoping to make it up to you. Come over to my place tomorrow. We have chocolate! Well ta!
Winks,
Kari Kamiya ___________________________________________________________________
I walked up to her door and knocked. "Hey Davis, come on in!" I heard her sweet voice say
"Sup??" I asked
"Nothing really. I might go to the fair... Was it fun?" She asked
"Not funny." I replied
"Sorry" she giggled
TK walked in. He gave me a chocolate bar, one to Kari and kept one for himself. I scarfed mine down. I loved chocolate.
"C'mon let's watch some TV!" Kari called
We all sat down and turned on the TV. It was a re-run of the American show Friends. I watched for a minute or two. Oh, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? As the show ended I realized that I had to get to a bathroom.
"Uh... Kari do you have another bathroom?" I asked because TK had excused himself a minute earlier and the door was locked.
"Only one, but TK'll come out if you apologize to him." She said
"Huh?"
"God you ARE slow! Just walk up to the door and say that you're sorry for trying to break us up!" she said. So I did so. I walked up and said I was sorry.
"And?"
"I'd... I'd... do it again!" I said. I wouldn't give Kari up without a good go-round!
"Learn the hard way." He said opening the door and letting me in. It turned out that I was right. It was the chocolate. It was exlax chocolate, and a little bit of that stuff goes a long way... Too much causes diaria and vomiting. All unpleasantness. After an hour I finally felt good enough to leave the room. I walked out. Kari walked in and grabbed something. It was a little video camera.
"Davis. This is exactly what you think it is. Blackmail tape. I would be more than happy to share this to the world. Okay? Now promise you'll never try to break TK and I up again." Kari said her arms folded, somehow her voice still sounding sweet.
"Uhuh." I whimpered
"In writing." TK said handing me a piece of paper
___________________________________________________________
I, Daisuke solemnly swear never to:
*Try to break Takeru Takaishi and Hikari Kamiya up.
*Look at Hikari in any way I wouldn't look at my grandmother
*Use exlax chocolate as revenge onto Takeru and Hikari
*Ever get a mullet EVER again
*Get dirt on Mimi's PARISIAN outfit
*Bite Sora's tennis equipment
*Ever mention this to the outside world
X____________________________
_____________________________________________________________
I signed
"Now let's watch some more TV." Kari said and we sat back down on the couch. Kari sat in HIS arms. I would just have to live with it...
~*~
Kari's POV
I felt bad for the guy. We had put him through hell. He put us through it first... Anyway, I have to leave in a few days, so I'm gonna get in my last few days with TK before then... I looked up at him and smiled he must love me if he'd do this for me. He really was the best....
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FLF: ...oi vey. Okay, quick detour. Drama picks up again next time, so read on, read on.