Orlando sat in his caravan reading the latest Dolly Magazine. He hears a
knock at the door.
"Who is it?" he calls hoping that it wasn't the director with more bad news. He had had it bad for that Avril chick!
When no one answered, he got up and opened the door. Standing right there was the most beautiful creature that Orlando had ever seen.
"Look, I cancelled me subscription to Playboy and I don't want any of its products!" Orlando exclaimed feeling very frustrated.
"Actually, I am fan. I was wondering if you would sign my. t-shirt, shorts, hat, book, and a picture?"
"Oh. that stuff. It's not true. I was joking. Ok, what's your name?" Orlando took her shirt, shorts, hat and book and got out his special sparkling signing pen.
"My name is Kiani. What's it like working with Avril?" she asked.
"Well." Orlando finished signing her stuff and reached for a huge package. "She was. Okay. Here's what happened. They fired her because she wasn't good enough to play Prandine. You can't tell anyone this. Here, since your such a big fan you can have this." Orlando handed her the huge package.
"Geez thank Mr. Bloom!" She looked at the package with awe.
"Go on! Open it! And err, call me Orlando!" He winked at her and watched her open the package.
She opened it. The package contained: An autographed picture His phone number His autobiography About 5 billion posters that hadn't been released yet.
"WOW!!! Thank you so much Orlando!" She shrieked and gave him a big hug. After one last grin, she left carrying the huge package in her arms as if it were a baby.
"Who is it?" he calls hoping that it wasn't the director with more bad news. He had had it bad for that Avril chick!
When no one answered, he got up and opened the door. Standing right there was the most beautiful creature that Orlando had ever seen.
"Look, I cancelled me subscription to Playboy and I don't want any of its products!" Orlando exclaimed feeling very frustrated.
"Actually, I am fan. I was wondering if you would sign my. t-shirt, shorts, hat, book, and a picture?"
"Oh. that stuff. It's not true. I was joking. Ok, what's your name?" Orlando took her shirt, shorts, hat and book and got out his special sparkling signing pen.
"My name is Kiani. What's it like working with Avril?" she asked.
"Well." Orlando finished signing her stuff and reached for a huge package. "She was. Okay. Here's what happened. They fired her because she wasn't good enough to play Prandine. You can't tell anyone this. Here, since your such a big fan you can have this." Orlando handed her the huge package.
"Geez thank Mr. Bloom!" She looked at the package with awe.
"Go on! Open it! And err, call me Orlando!" He winked at her and watched her open the package.
She opened it. The package contained: An autographed picture His phone number His autobiography About 5 billion posters that hadn't been released yet.
"WOW!!! Thank you so much Orlando!" She shrieked and gave him a big hug. After one last grin, she left carrying the huge package in her arms as if it were a baby.