"So, when do I start?" the Director looked up at a blonde girl when she asked the question.

"Well. When do you finish up on your assignment?" He asked trying to look very serious for a man who was bored out of his wits.

"Um, I finished it today but it comes out next week," said the girl thinking hard.

"Uh, huh. And what's it called again?" he asked wondering what his wife was cooking him for dinner.

"The album is called, Britney Spears: You Can Be My Bitch." She started to hum the tune and dance around like a big loser, when the directors' hand silenced her.

"You start tomorrow 4:00 am be in my office a half hour before that and I will go over the script with you okay?" he sighed and looked her in the eyes. "We need you Britney Spears. Please be there for us."