DISCLAIMER: Do I have to write this again?
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Frodo was tying desperately to open the door, but there were 2 handles, and 1 was too high. The chairs in the room, which was full of glowing grey boxes, were nearly all too tall, but when he tried to stand on the smaller ones they slid away. They seemed to be on wheels.
Outside in the battle zone, Gandalf was surprised to see 3 women running about on the orcs' heads, stabbing them with knives.
Sarah was coping well, distracting orcs and getting away, quickly. The distracted orcs were easy prey for swords.
Henry was doing well, too. But what no one noticed was that every 10th person she stabbed was Arwen. Even Arwen didn't notice.
The tallest, and as yet unnamed, one was doing very well. When she noticed that the hobbits were in trouble. She ran over to them, wrapped her legs round the orc's neck, hung downwards, nicked Merry's sword, cut off the orc's head, gave the sword back, and was running again, before the orc had fallen over.
They managed to miss all the arrows being fired around.
Due to the strange tactics, the battle was soon over and all the orcs were dead.
The three females stood together and they handed their knives to the eldest, who held them.
When suddenly a window opened above their heads, and a dark brown shorthaired head stuck itself out, everyone turned to look.
"Will you SHUT UP!? I'm TRYING to revise!" the figure yelled, the window was slammed shut,
"Haley." The group of girls chorused, looking at each over.
POV the eldest girlThe Fellowship looked stunned, for a moment.
"Where's Froddo?" Gandalf asked
"Last time I saw him, he was being strangled by Gollum." Merry said
"But where is he, NOW?"
I stepped forward,
"Would Frodo be a hobbit? Dressed like them?" I indicated the hobbits; I didn't really need to ask. But, hey, I was in the middle of exam week, so my eyes could have been playing tricks,
"Yes."
"And Gollum a black creature, who stinks?" this I defiantly didn't need to know, my eyes might play tricks, but my nose defiantly wasn't.
"YES!!"
"Then don't worry. Froddo is safe."
"Where?"
"I'll show you."
I lead them into the I.T. room. Froddo was sitting on the floor, in a corner lay Gollum's body. My sense of smell gave up; he stank even more when dead.
"What happened, Froddo?"
"Well, we came through the window. And hit her," he indicated me "she spun round, separated us. Then Gollum tried to kill her. And she STRANGLED him!" I was surprised by his shock, but if Arwen was the traditional girl in his world, I probably was a bit of a shock.
"Exam stress." I said
"And you are?"
"Raliena. This is Henry and Sarah. Call me Rae." I indicated my friends
"You are, how old?"
"15."
"But you look about 25!!!" [A.N. this has really happened! I have been mistaken for a teacher before! But I suppose the person didn't know me, and I thought she was 18!]
"No way!"
"Then Henry is the same age as you?"
"No way! I'm 12!" Henry yelled
"Then how old is Sarah?"
"11, almost 12." Sarah said
We went into a huddle (Henry, Sarah and me)
"What are we going to do?"
"We can chuck the orcs and Gollum, in the lake."
"Put George the skeleton through the window." [A.N. the skeleton at my school is, for reasons unknown, called George!!]
"But what about them?"
"What if anyone sees them?"
"Sarah, it's EXAM week. Us kids are going insane, loony and mad. The teachers have been driven up the wall. Everyone will think they're hallucinating!"
"Good point!"
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Legolas turn to face Arwen.
"They're mad!" he said in Elvish
"Could you keep to a language, you know we understand?" Henry retorted in perfect Elvish,
"Yes, most people like knowing when they're being insulted." I added, thanking Henry for her 'Learn Elvish the easy way' tapes.
"I agree!" Sarah said, again in Elvish, though her accent needed work, then again, mine did too,
"We know we're mad. So it's nothing new!" I finished, in Elvish again, before we went back into our private huddle.
"What do we do with them?"
"Split them up?"
"That might be a good idea."
"Who with how?"
"The hobbits and Gimli, with you, guys. I'll take the others." I said
"Not fair!"
"I want Legolas!" Sarah pouted
"I want Aragon!!!!" Henry yelled
"They're too tall, to fit in with your lot. We'll meet at break, in here."
"You sure you can cope with four?"
"I reckon so. If all else fails, at break we grab Haley."
"But she's revising."
"Her last exam is this morning."
"So she'll be free."
"I'm sure she'll agree to help."
"If you guys can't cope with your five, find someone else to help."
"Right!!"
"I still want Legolas!!!"
"I want Aragon more!!!!!"
"Shut it, you two! We've orcs to move!"
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