DISCLAIMER: See the last bl*dy chapter
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It didn't take long to move the orcs, once Henry, Sam and Legolas went to fetch some horses.
While we were all down by the lake, throwing orcs in the water, Henry discreetly managed to trip Arwen up, so that she fell into the lake. However Arwen was seen, unconscious in the water, as she'd knocked her head, so Legolas rescued her.
"D*MN!" Henry swore, as I pulled her aside.
"What are you up to?" I hissed.
"Trying to kill Arwen!"
"You serious?"
"Yes!"
"Well, be a bit more discrete, could you. You're being kinda obvious."
"Am I?"
"Yes. I know you want Aragon. But."
"But what?"
"Just kill her, quickly."
"Alright!"
I suppose I shouldn't have taken 4 of them, but they were adults, I thought they'd have some sense. How wrong I was.
The first problem was registration. You know I thought that Madame Fussy, would notice 4 extra people, in a group of 10. Especially as: they were all tall; three of them were male; 1 of them was carrying a rather large sword; another had a bow and a quiver full of arrows slung across his back; another had a beard and a rather large stick; and the last was constantly talking Elvish.
Not even my classmates noticed. That may have had something to do with the fact that they were all discussing Suzi's new boyfriend.
When Madame Fussy walked in, I started panicking.
"Earring out, Suzi!" were her first words
"What earring?"
"The one I'm always telling you to take out! Do it, now!"
"But."
"No buts!"
Suzi took out her earring, and started to sulk. I stared in amazement as Madame Fussy constantly failed to notice the extra people.
Legolas and Gandalf were discussing elvish politics, and the weirdness of their situation. Aragon and Arwen were chatting each other up, and I was just holding my head in my hands. Why were they being so obvious?
Luckily no one noticed; I was starting to question my sanity. I mean who in their sane mind, would expect to get away with this? But I was, I was getting away with it!
Then came my first exam of the day, chemistry practical. Little warning lights started flashing in my head. But I ignored them, despite all I had already seen. They were adults, after all! They ought to be sensible! How wrong could I be?
All I had to do was make some ammonia sulphate. And all they had to do was keep out of trouble. Not too hard.
I measured out some ammonia solution, and put the bottle on the desk. "Phooo! That stinks!" Arwen yelled. I turned towards her. Gandalf had the bottleneck next to his nose, and was taking a deep breath.
I snatched the bottle, rammed the stopper home, and slammed it down on the desk. "You're not meant to smell it!" I said, as calmly as I could, I felt like screaming. How dumb could they be?
I saw some movement, in the corner of my eye, and ducked. An arrow zoomed past, and hit one of the model atoms, which hung from the ceiling. I looked up; every atom from Hydrogen to Magnesium had an arrow in the centre. Legolas had decided to amuse himself, by shooting each atom.
I couldn't be bothered to yell at him. I carried on making Ammonia Sulphate. At the front of the class Aragon was having sword practise with Arwen. She was a pathetic swordswoman; I could have done better. But, hey, it was keeping them busy, and they weren't getting into any trouble. So, I didn't care WHAT they were doing!
The biggest trouble was when we got out the Bunsen burners. Arwen and Legolas panicked when we lit them. They tried to put out the flames, and were amazed when my class simply relit them, oblivious to their panic.
Aragon was perfectly relaxed, propped up in a corner smoking his pipe.
Gandalf was bored, and was chucking herbs into each flame. The flames changed colour, which my mates ignored, as they thought it was impossible.
It struck me, then, just how much the human mind can ignore, if it believes it is impossible.
Quickly I finished the experiment and looked round the unsupervised adults. Legolas was shooting arrows into the computer screen, as it had an orc screensaver.
Arwen was drawing, in board marker, on the boards, the walls, the floor, the desks, the chairs and the pupils. While my mates worked on oblivious.
Gandalf was smashing the glassware, for reasons as yet unknown.
And Aragon was building a fire, to cook some sausages, in the middle of the floor.
I gave up, put my head in my hands and tried to regain my sanity. I needed Hayley's help, NOW!
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Sorry it took such a long time to upload,
I was busy
Being killed by Hayley and Henry.
***
It didn't take long to move the orcs, once Henry, Sam and Legolas went to fetch some horses.
While we were all down by the lake, throwing orcs in the water, Henry discreetly managed to trip Arwen up, so that she fell into the lake. However Arwen was seen, unconscious in the water, as she'd knocked her head, so Legolas rescued her.
"D*MN!" Henry swore, as I pulled her aside.
"What are you up to?" I hissed.
"Trying to kill Arwen!"
"You serious?"
"Yes!"
"Well, be a bit more discrete, could you. You're being kinda obvious."
"Am I?"
"Yes. I know you want Aragon. But."
"But what?"
"Just kill her, quickly."
"Alright!"
I suppose I shouldn't have taken 4 of them, but they were adults, I thought they'd have some sense. How wrong I was.
The first problem was registration. You know I thought that Madame Fussy, would notice 4 extra people, in a group of 10. Especially as: they were all tall; three of them were male; 1 of them was carrying a rather large sword; another had a bow and a quiver full of arrows slung across his back; another had a beard and a rather large stick; and the last was constantly talking Elvish.
Not even my classmates noticed. That may have had something to do with the fact that they were all discussing Suzi's new boyfriend.
When Madame Fussy walked in, I started panicking.
"Earring out, Suzi!" were her first words
"What earring?"
"The one I'm always telling you to take out! Do it, now!"
"But."
"No buts!"
Suzi took out her earring, and started to sulk. I stared in amazement as Madame Fussy constantly failed to notice the extra people.
Legolas and Gandalf were discussing elvish politics, and the weirdness of their situation. Aragon and Arwen were chatting each other up, and I was just holding my head in my hands. Why were they being so obvious?
Luckily no one noticed; I was starting to question my sanity. I mean who in their sane mind, would expect to get away with this? But I was, I was getting away with it!
Then came my first exam of the day, chemistry practical. Little warning lights started flashing in my head. But I ignored them, despite all I had already seen. They were adults, after all! They ought to be sensible! How wrong could I be?
All I had to do was make some ammonia sulphate. And all they had to do was keep out of trouble. Not too hard.
I measured out some ammonia solution, and put the bottle on the desk. "Phooo! That stinks!" Arwen yelled. I turned towards her. Gandalf had the bottleneck next to his nose, and was taking a deep breath.
I snatched the bottle, rammed the stopper home, and slammed it down on the desk. "You're not meant to smell it!" I said, as calmly as I could, I felt like screaming. How dumb could they be?
I saw some movement, in the corner of my eye, and ducked. An arrow zoomed past, and hit one of the model atoms, which hung from the ceiling. I looked up; every atom from Hydrogen to Magnesium had an arrow in the centre. Legolas had decided to amuse himself, by shooting each atom.
I couldn't be bothered to yell at him. I carried on making Ammonia Sulphate. At the front of the class Aragon was having sword practise with Arwen. She was a pathetic swordswoman; I could have done better. But, hey, it was keeping them busy, and they weren't getting into any trouble. So, I didn't care WHAT they were doing!
The biggest trouble was when we got out the Bunsen burners. Arwen and Legolas panicked when we lit them. They tried to put out the flames, and were amazed when my class simply relit them, oblivious to their panic.
Aragon was perfectly relaxed, propped up in a corner smoking his pipe.
Gandalf was bored, and was chucking herbs into each flame. The flames changed colour, which my mates ignored, as they thought it was impossible.
It struck me, then, just how much the human mind can ignore, if it believes it is impossible.
Quickly I finished the experiment and looked round the unsupervised adults. Legolas was shooting arrows into the computer screen, as it had an orc screensaver.
Arwen was drawing, in board marker, on the boards, the walls, the floor, the desks, the chairs and the pupils. While my mates worked on oblivious.
Gandalf was smashing the glassware, for reasons as yet unknown.
And Aragon was building a fire, to cook some sausages, in the middle of the floor.
I gave up, put my head in my hands and tried to regain my sanity. I needed Hayley's help, NOW!
***
Sorry it took such a long time to upload,
I was busy
Being killed by Hayley and Henry.