DISCLAIMER: READ THE LAST F*CK*NG CHAPTER! (RTLFC!)
Thanks to my reviewers:
Lotrmatrixstarwarsfan: No one else seems to think that I'm unclear, but I'll try to be clearer in future.
Midnight: Thanks for reviewing (this story is only weird, because me and all my friends are weird).
Ruinwen: Glad you think this is great, *wipes up drool*.
Belladonna: Now look, don't you dare tell Jess. Please? *Falls down on knees, begging.*
Crazy Horse: This story is different, because I like it this way. And I just want a laugh. If you want to laugh some more, try Belladonna's LotR fanfic (she's on my favourite authors list)
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All the Fellowship jumped, before turning to face Hayley. "Sure!" "What do you want?" "Some wine." "Some beer." "Anything alcoholic." "This is a BL*ST*D school! We aren't allowed alcohol. Though we try to smuggle it in." "What have you got?" "Tea, Coffee, Milk, Water and Juice." "Lead on!" Hayley, Jess and Hannah led the Fellowship into the dining room (Hannah wasn't helping her sister, for a very good reason, she didn't want to get killed, and knew that if Rae didn't see her for 10 minutes, she stood a chance of staying alive, for about 20 minutes).
Meanwhile up in the boarding house, Rae was having a shower. She stepped out, wrapped up in a borrowed bathrobe, drying her hair. "Well, that's my hair done, for another week." She commented to Henry, who was the only person, not getting Rae's clothes washed. "You only wash your hair once a week?" Henry asked. "No, twice a week, but I washed it 2 days ago." "Right." "You do know that Aragron is in love with you, don't you?" Rae asked, running her fingers through her rapidly drying hair. "What did you just say?" Henry asked. "Aragron loves you." "Don't lie." "He does, I can tell." "How?" "He's not meeting your eye. But he keeps on looking at you." "But he's engaged to Arwen." "And?" "Oh, yeah, forgot that. I'm trying to kill her, aren't I?" "Yes." "Right! I'll do it!" "I'm sure Hayley will help, and Jess, and everyone else." "Will you?" "Sure." Rae touched her dagger, which was lying on a table; it's scabbard was dark brown, and edged with gold, the hilt was a dark ebony, inlaid with olive wood and gold. "Thanks." "I wonder where the others are?" Rae asked, "Why?" "Well, I need my clothes." "Good point." A pile of clothes were thrown through the door, and while Henry left, Rae got dressed, tucking her blade into her waist-band.
Meanwhile downstairs the Fellowship had all drunk at least one cup of coffee. "I think the coffee was a bad idea." Hayley said, as the Fellowship ran round, up the walls, on the ceiling, on major caffeine high. They'd never drunk coffee before, so they weren't used to a caffeine rush. "YOU THINK? NO SH*T SHERLOCK!" Jess screamed, "Come on, it's the first time they've had coffee." "True, and now they're on a caffeine high!" "So is Hannah." Hayley said, as Hannah whizzed past, lying full length on a trolley, claiming she was Super-Woman, Pippin and Merry were pushing the trolley, apparently trying to run away from the Blugg splatter beast of Bog Troll (A.N. for reference see the 'Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy')
Rae and the rest of her squad walked in, "Let me guess, you gave them coffee." Rae said "Yeah." Hayley admitted; Jess just looked embarrassed. "Right, now how do we calm them down?" Rae asked "Why bother?" "Because Gandalf appears to be half-way through destroying the school, with his staff." "Now, why are we trying to stop him?" "Because he won't warn us, when he does." "Well, just evacuate now, and we can come back, when he's finished." "Or when it's rebuilt." "The others will get squashed." "Oh." "Right." "Now, has anyone got any ideas?" "Probably before the Fellowship draw weapons." "I forgot they had weapons." Jess said, as the Fellowship armed themselves, Hannah was still on the trolley, but she now had a saucepan. "RUN FOR IT!!" Henry yelled, turning and charging for the I.T. room, the rest followed, chased by the Fellowship and Hannah, on the trolley.
Once in the empty I.T. room, Rae slumped against the door, and bolted the door; the Fellowship hammered on the door. "What are we going to do?" Rae asked "Well." "Erm." "They just need to sleep it off." "They're on a caffeine high, they're not going to be going to sleep, any time soon." Henry yelled, pushing a table in front of the door. "Good point." "I know a way." Hayley said, pushing a chair in front of the table. "How?" "Jessica Soltis has sleeping pills. Thank god, or she'd keep me awake all night." "Right." "Can you go get them?" "Sure! I'll just fight my way though the Fellowship!" Hayley said sarcasticly. "Or you could just climb out the window." Jess said, pointing at the broken window. "The Fellowship'll notice." "We'll bring down the barrier after you." "I'll need help to admister it." "Take the others. I'll stay here." "Why?" "We need a way to send them back." "Right." "Not Legolas!" "Not Aragorn!" "Not Bormir!" "We can sort out 'who' later on. I'm just interested with sending them back." "Alright!" Sarah said, preparing to jump out the window. "I'll go first!" Hayley said "Why?" "To open the boarding door." "Right." "You'll be okay, Rae?" "I'll be fine. I just wish I had a lacrosse stick." "Why?" "I'm a good fighter with them." "This do?" Sarah asked, pulling a lacrosse stick out of the corner. "Fine! Off you go." Rae logged herself onto a computer, as the others jumped out of the window; she then wound down the metal barrier.
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READ AND REVIEW!!!
I'm unlikely to update in the hols, as I can't upload at home.
So this might be the last chapter, until after Christmas.
Thanks to my reviewers:
Lotrmatrixstarwarsfan: No one else seems to think that I'm unclear, but I'll try to be clearer in future.
Midnight: Thanks for reviewing (this story is only weird, because me and all my friends are weird).
Ruinwen: Glad you think this is great, *wipes up drool*.
Belladonna: Now look, don't you dare tell Jess. Please? *Falls down on knees, begging.*
Crazy Horse: This story is different, because I like it this way. And I just want a laugh. If you want to laugh some more, try Belladonna's LotR fanfic (she's on my favourite authors list)
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All the Fellowship jumped, before turning to face Hayley. "Sure!" "What do you want?" "Some wine." "Some beer." "Anything alcoholic." "This is a BL*ST*D school! We aren't allowed alcohol. Though we try to smuggle it in." "What have you got?" "Tea, Coffee, Milk, Water and Juice." "Lead on!" Hayley, Jess and Hannah led the Fellowship into the dining room (Hannah wasn't helping her sister, for a very good reason, she didn't want to get killed, and knew that if Rae didn't see her for 10 minutes, she stood a chance of staying alive, for about 20 minutes).
Meanwhile up in the boarding house, Rae was having a shower. She stepped out, wrapped up in a borrowed bathrobe, drying her hair. "Well, that's my hair done, for another week." She commented to Henry, who was the only person, not getting Rae's clothes washed. "You only wash your hair once a week?" Henry asked. "No, twice a week, but I washed it 2 days ago." "Right." "You do know that Aragron is in love with you, don't you?" Rae asked, running her fingers through her rapidly drying hair. "What did you just say?" Henry asked. "Aragron loves you." "Don't lie." "He does, I can tell." "How?" "He's not meeting your eye. But he keeps on looking at you." "But he's engaged to Arwen." "And?" "Oh, yeah, forgot that. I'm trying to kill her, aren't I?" "Yes." "Right! I'll do it!" "I'm sure Hayley will help, and Jess, and everyone else." "Will you?" "Sure." Rae touched her dagger, which was lying on a table; it's scabbard was dark brown, and edged with gold, the hilt was a dark ebony, inlaid with olive wood and gold. "Thanks." "I wonder where the others are?" Rae asked, "Why?" "Well, I need my clothes." "Good point." A pile of clothes were thrown through the door, and while Henry left, Rae got dressed, tucking her blade into her waist-band.
Meanwhile downstairs the Fellowship had all drunk at least one cup of coffee. "I think the coffee was a bad idea." Hayley said, as the Fellowship ran round, up the walls, on the ceiling, on major caffeine high. They'd never drunk coffee before, so they weren't used to a caffeine rush. "YOU THINK? NO SH*T SHERLOCK!" Jess screamed, "Come on, it's the first time they've had coffee." "True, and now they're on a caffeine high!" "So is Hannah." Hayley said, as Hannah whizzed past, lying full length on a trolley, claiming she was Super-Woman, Pippin and Merry were pushing the trolley, apparently trying to run away from the Blugg splatter beast of Bog Troll (A.N. for reference see the 'Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy')
Rae and the rest of her squad walked in, "Let me guess, you gave them coffee." Rae said "Yeah." Hayley admitted; Jess just looked embarrassed. "Right, now how do we calm them down?" Rae asked "Why bother?" "Because Gandalf appears to be half-way through destroying the school, with his staff." "Now, why are we trying to stop him?" "Because he won't warn us, when he does." "Well, just evacuate now, and we can come back, when he's finished." "Or when it's rebuilt." "The others will get squashed." "Oh." "Right." "Now, has anyone got any ideas?" "Probably before the Fellowship draw weapons." "I forgot they had weapons." Jess said, as the Fellowship armed themselves, Hannah was still on the trolley, but she now had a saucepan. "RUN FOR IT!!" Henry yelled, turning and charging for the I.T. room, the rest followed, chased by the Fellowship and Hannah, on the trolley.
Once in the empty I.T. room, Rae slumped against the door, and bolted the door; the Fellowship hammered on the door. "What are we going to do?" Rae asked "Well." "Erm." "They just need to sleep it off." "They're on a caffeine high, they're not going to be going to sleep, any time soon." Henry yelled, pushing a table in front of the door. "Good point." "I know a way." Hayley said, pushing a chair in front of the table. "How?" "Jessica Soltis has sleeping pills. Thank god, or she'd keep me awake all night." "Right." "Can you go get them?" "Sure! I'll just fight my way though the Fellowship!" Hayley said sarcasticly. "Or you could just climb out the window." Jess said, pointing at the broken window. "The Fellowship'll notice." "We'll bring down the barrier after you." "I'll need help to admister it." "Take the others. I'll stay here." "Why?" "We need a way to send them back." "Right." "Not Legolas!" "Not Aragorn!" "Not Bormir!" "We can sort out 'who' later on. I'm just interested with sending them back." "Alright!" Sarah said, preparing to jump out the window. "I'll go first!" Hayley said "Why?" "To open the boarding door." "Right." "You'll be okay, Rae?" "I'll be fine. I just wish I had a lacrosse stick." "Why?" "I'm a good fighter with them." "This do?" Sarah asked, pulling a lacrosse stick out of the corner. "Fine! Off you go." Rae logged herself onto a computer, as the others jumped out of the window; she then wound down the metal barrier.
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READ AND REVIEW!!!
I'm unlikely to update in the hols, as I can't upload at home.
So this might be the last chapter, until after Christmas.