Disclaimer: I'm asking Santa for it.
Content: Some really, really twisted shit....just give it time.
Are you talken to me? You must be, ya left reviews. Well, goodie for you. On to the responces:
If ya must know Pixie, their Eyore. My little sister got em' for me for my b-day. And keep that
dust shit to yourself damit, it clogs up my keybored. LOL.
So, chibivegeta thinks I could work a little harder.....hemmmmm.....I'll think about it, but
just so's ya know I did that chapter on the fly after having no sleep for 48 hours at 4am. But,
that does't mean shit man. But seriously,I appreatiate the feed back. It's rare to find
constructive critisism, most people critisise just to bitch. Come again chibi.
Glad you liked it Vegeta-lover, I am to please.......or at least to annoy. ::smirks::
Alright, so far everybody likes it, well at least in parts. But that will do till....content?
What content?! Damn, I thought I had gotten rid of all of that shit. Yeah, Kakkerot isn't as
stupid as we like to think......he's really a closet genius. ssshhhhh, but don't tell....it's
a secret. Thanks for stoping in Kewla.
Just between you, Goku and the diry sheets........I think your right, Hyperbole. But I think
it's a cover up, for something more obscene. LOL.
Well, Christina G. it's like this......um, any relation to Kenny G.....never mind......Goku..
is a Saiyan, which we all know love to fight....they can't help it...it's kinda guy thing that
extends to an entire race of people.....and well, he's a gut with legs...you put em' together.
B.k., thanks for stoping in.....that short for Burger King....cause I'm hungry....and I would
like to order a Whopper. And, yes I WANT FRIES WITH THAT! Hey, no really glad you like it.
A Twisted Tale
product of a twisted mind
Ch.2 New rug?
Dr. Briefs punched in the code for the GT's door, to gain access to the inner sanctum of his
irate guest, and was running a check list threw his mind on what needed to be done. When the
door opened he was greeted with the strangest sight he had ever seen.
In the middle of the room in a pile of jumbled limbs were the two Saiyans, that's not really
what caught the old man's attention, though. He knew the warriors were prone to push themselves
to the limits, till they just couldn't move any more. So, seeing them on the floor of the GT
didn't surprise him one bit.
No, what caught his attention was the fact that they were practically naked. Both warriors were
sporting tattered training gear that had holes the size of the moon in them, either that or for
the hell of it they desided to fight nude with bits of cloth stretched here and there for the
sheer aesthetic appeal of it.
And if that hadn't gotten the old man's attention, then what he noticed next would have. Goku,
his daughter's best friend, in his sleep had gathered up the Prince like a teddy bear and was
cuddled up to his head with his thumb in his mouth. Vegita's thumb, not his own.
Dr. Briefs, wisely, decided to make a hasty retreat least the Prince wake up and find him
there to witness the embarrassing sceen.
It was only a few momments later when the Prince did wake. He felt warm and confortable, and
stangely content. And then there was this weired suction on his thumb he really didn't under-
stand. And....he could smell.....KAKKEROT?! His eye's flew open to behold.....
He was emersed in heaven. He had his teddy, and a piece of the best tasting candy he had ever
wraped his lips around. Life was good! Now, if only Vegita would show up for a fight it would
be per......"KAKKEROT!!!...." He woke with a start to find a fuming Vegita in his face.
"KAKKEROT!!!...." He was going to kill the fool for this! How dare he.....why is he naked...
he noticed he was practically naked as well... He jumped up and across the room so fast that
Goku couldn't follow the move. (a/n: gee, that was fast.) The previous evening came back in a
rush. He remembered they battled long and hard, Kakkerot turning everything he said around on
him. He remmembered some where in the early morning, niether could move another muscle and
they collapsed simultaneously.
One momment Vegita was there glaring at him and the next he was gone, after a second he located
him across the room with a shocked, but discusted look on his face. He appeared to be thinking
through something. Why was he practically naked?
He need a shower. To get the smell of that third class loser off himself, and time to think
and clear his head of the image of a naked bulging Kakkerot. Thank the Gods there were no
more Saiyans to witness this.
Standing and walking over to Vegita he asks "So, you hungry Vegita?"
"What the hell is that suppose to mean?!" He had a lot of nerve starting this shit this early
in the morning. He was incensed.
"Ah,...um, I mean....breakfast? What did you think I ment?"
He did it again, he had read to far in to the idiot and got it all wrong again. His life was
hell. "Nothing fool. Go home and eat."
"Aaahhhhhhh, but Gita, I'm really hungry....cough..cough....Gita...can't ...breath.."
At the misuse of his name he wrapped his hands tightly around the fools throat and began to
squeeze the life out of him. "You just don't get it do you, fool?!"
He was beginning to feel a little light headed and wondered what had set the Prince off. Then
he tried in vain to remove the small mans hands from his throat. He looked the Prince in the
eye, which wasn't hard considering he had moved in close to watch the life drain from his
rivals eyes, and knew he had to think fast if he was going to get out of this.
It wasn't a battle, but he would be rid of this idiot once and for all. He reveled in the
look of dispair and fear that shown in the younger man's eyes. He was practically giddy with
the anticipation of Kakkerot's imminent death.
Yeah, he was going to die.....he was...IF he didn't think of a way out of this. Then it hit
him like a ton of bricks. He took hold of Vegita's head with both hands and pulled the small
man even closer.....and kissed him.
He had noticed the hold the gentle Saiyan had placed on his head, but couldn't careless. There
wasn't anything the fool could do that would save him. He could have ripped off his ears and
it wouldn't stay his death. And choke him back.....well, that would be too little too late.
It was then that he became aware of the tongue in his mouth.
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Yeah,..... that looks like a good place to stop. LOL. Man, I can hear the disappointed moans
already. Still hanging in my boxers....cause I like the freedom. And these have tweety on em'.
Dude! You should see this chic.....man.....uh, sorry checken out my neighbor the strip tease
queen...shit there should be a law......yeah, a law that says she has to do that in my room!
You know the drill. Now go and review! That any better chibi? Let me know man.
Content: Some really, really twisted shit....just give it time.
Are you talken to me? You must be, ya left reviews. Well, goodie for you. On to the responces:
If ya must know Pixie, their Eyore. My little sister got em' for me for my b-day. And keep that
dust shit to yourself damit, it clogs up my keybored. LOL.
So, chibivegeta thinks I could work a little harder.....hemmmmm.....I'll think about it, but
just so's ya know I did that chapter on the fly after having no sleep for 48 hours at 4am. But,
that does't mean shit man. But seriously,I appreatiate the feed back. It's rare to find
constructive critisism, most people critisise just to bitch. Come again chibi.
Glad you liked it Vegeta-lover, I am to please.......or at least to annoy. ::smirks::
Alright, so far everybody likes it, well at least in parts. But that will do till....content?
What content?! Damn, I thought I had gotten rid of all of that shit. Yeah, Kakkerot isn't as
stupid as we like to think......he's really a closet genius. ssshhhhh, but don't tell....it's
a secret. Thanks for stoping in Kewla.
Just between you, Goku and the diry sheets........I think your right, Hyperbole. But I think
it's a cover up, for something more obscene. LOL.
Well, Christina G. it's like this......um, any relation to Kenny G.....never mind......Goku..
is a Saiyan, which we all know love to fight....they can't help it...it's kinda guy thing that
extends to an entire race of people.....and well, he's a gut with legs...you put em' together.
B.k., thanks for stoping in.....that short for Burger King....cause I'm hungry....and I would
like to order a Whopper. And, yes I WANT FRIES WITH THAT! Hey, no really glad you like it.
A Twisted Tale
product of a twisted mind
Ch.2 New rug?
Dr. Briefs punched in the code for the GT's door, to gain access to the inner sanctum of his
irate guest, and was running a check list threw his mind on what needed to be done. When the
door opened he was greeted with the strangest sight he had ever seen.
In the middle of the room in a pile of jumbled limbs were the two Saiyans, that's not really
what caught the old man's attention, though. He knew the warriors were prone to push themselves
to the limits, till they just couldn't move any more. So, seeing them on the floor of the GT
didn't surprise him one bit.
No, what caught his attention was the fact that they were practically naked. Both warriors were
sporting tattered training gear that had holes the size of the moon in them, either that or for
the hell of it they desided to fight nude with bits of cloth stretched here and there for the
sheer aesthetic appeal of it.
And if that hadn't gotten the old man's attention, then what he noticed next would have. Goku,
his daughter's best friend, in his sleep had gathered up the Prince like a teddy bear and was
cuddled up to his head with his thumb in his mouth. Vegita's thumb, not his own.
Dr. Briefs, wisely, decided to make a hasty retreat least the Prince wake up and find him
there to witness the embarrassing sceen.
It was only a few momments later when the Prince did wake. He felt warm and confortable, and
stangely content. And then there was this weired suction on his thumb he really didn't under-
stand. And....he could smell.....KAKKEROT?! His eye's flew open to behold.....
He was emersed in heaven. He had his teddy, and a piece of the best tasting candy he had ever
wraped his lips around. Life was good! Now, if only Vegita would show up for a fight it would
be per......"KAKKEROT!!!...." He woke with a start to find a fuming Vegita in his face.
"KAKKEROT!!!...." He was going to kill the fool for this! How dare he.....why is he naked...
he noticed he was practically naked as well... He jumped up and across the room so fast that
Goku couldn't follow the move. (a/n: gee, that was fast.) The previous evening came back in a
rush. He remembered they battled long and hard, Kakkerot turning everything he said around on
him. He remmembered some where in the early morning, niether could move another muscle and
they collapsed simultaneously.
One momment Vegita was there glaring at him and the next he was gone, after a second he located
him across the room with a shocked, but discusted look on his face. He appeared to be thinking
through something. Why was he practically naked?
He need a shower. To get the smell of that third class loser off himself, and time to think
and clear his head of the image of a naked bulging Kakkerot. Thank the Gods there were no
more Saiyans to witness this.
Standing and walking over to Vegita he asks "So, you hungry Vegita?"
"What the hell is that suppose to mean?!" He had a lot of nerve starting this shit this early
in the morning. He was incensed.
"Ah,...um, I mean....breakfast? What did you think I ment?"
He did it again, he had read to far in to the idiot and got it all wrong again. His life was
hell. "Nothing fool. Go home and eat."
"Aaahhhhhhh, but Gita, I'm really hungry....cough..cough....Gita...can't ...breath.."
At the misuse of his name he wrapped his hands tightly around the fools throat and began to
squeeze the life out of him. "You just don't get it do you, fool?!"
He was beginning to feel a little light headed and wondered what had set the Prince off. Then
he tried in vain to remove the small mans hands from his throat. He looked the Prince in the
eye, which wasn't hard considering he had moved in close to watch the life drain from his
rivals eyes, and knew he had to think fast if he was going to get out of this.
It wasn't a battle, but he would be rid of this idiot once and for all. He reveled in the
look of dispair and fear that shown in the younger man's eyes. He was practically giddy with
the anticipation of Kakkerot's imminent death.
Yeah, he was going to die.....he was...IF he didn't think of a way out of this. Then it hit
him like a ton of bricks. He took hold of Vegita's head with both hands and pulled the small
man even closer.....and kissed him.
He had noticed the hold the gentle Saiyan had placed on his head, but couldn't careless. There
wasn't anything the fool could do that would save him. He could have ripped off his ears and
it wouldn't stay his death. And choke him back.....well, that would be too little too late.
It was then that he became aware of the tongue in his mouth.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah,..... that looks like a good place to stop. LOL. Man, I can hear the disappointed moans
already. Still hanging in my boxers....cause I like the freedom. And these have tweety on em'.
Dude! You should see this chic.....man.....uh, sorry checken out my neighbor the strip tease
queen...shit there should be a law......yeah, a law that says she has to do that in my room!
You know the drill. Now go and review! That any better chibi? Let me know man.