Disclaimer: Perhaps if I actually had a decent job I could make a bid for it..... as it is I
guess I'll just have to save up enough money from selling tickets to see the 'strip tease queen'.
Content: Well, let's say.....be afraid....be very afraid.
I getting paranoid I keep hearing voices.......
On to the responces:
Yeah, Goku has that whole cute and cuddle thing down packed....my little sister says he reminds
her of Bugs Bunny...... personally I don't see the resemblance. Thanks for stopping in nene2!
Kewla! You came again....glad to see you not a hit and run like some. Vegita grabbing something
else.......can you keep a secret?..........So can I. LOL Stay tuned and you will have the
answer!
Hemmmmm.....Venni?........Venni?....Did you review the first ch., Venni? No? Well, get your ass
back there and do it! And stop jumping the plot bunny Venni.......Goku hasn't got that....far
yet. Sorry about the delay in updating.....My grandparents came for a visit and invaded my room
......man.....it's taken a week to just get the old people smell out of my room....at least my
grandfather didn't have a stroke watching 'the strip tease queen'....Thanks for stopping in!
Anime no Oujo, nothing like mindless smut and a cup of coffee to keep your going...come again!
Greerrrrrr :smirks: I like's it when the ladies are fiesty! And to answer your '?', I can only
speak for me and my johnson, babe,.....and that would be a definite 'YES!!', again sorry about
delay....grandparents got my room and I was banished to their wenibego (sp?)....it was hell,
sheer hell! You offering me up some new entertainment....other wise I have to keep an eye on
my neighbor......:smirks: ....nice undies babe!
Ooooooooo.....yeah, whip me..beat me....just say you love me...:smirks:.....Fiesty!...........
It's just you baby girl! LOL .....see you next time Christina G. (too lazy and no Kenny) LOL.
PIXI!!! You gonna get it.....:smirks:.... :Throws dirty socks in retaliation: How did you like
that?! Nothing like sweaty socks.......anyway, I am boxerless in the shower. LOL
Hey Hyperbole! Thanks for stopping in! It's the power of thought....that and subconscious
reflects and damn good timing! And you my friend are in possession of it all, apparently.
Yeah, everybody seems to think it's a kodak momment. Vegita has ......repressed ....issues to
deal with......yep.....he does. Ya, liked that did ya.... lol. Vegita miffed?......maybe...
till next time... keep your reflexes sharp!
tomoyo chan, thanks for stopping in! And this me writing.....and I am telling you to go and
review the first chapter.......consistancy people! Work with me please.... lol.
Hey..... nice E'Vil laugh. lol Yeah, I like to torment the royalty. Thanks for comming little
ninjin!
Whoa... it's like dejavu.... Oh, so cool! You reviewed both ch.s, little ninjin! See people,
this is how it's done....take a bow little ninjin! Good, now for fun you can go throw dirty
clothes at Pixi......:smirks: ...bet she thought I forgot her already.
huh?! Sorry, what was that Setsunaluver......I was catching the 'late show' from my window!
LOL Thanks for the compliments....you want money don't you? My sister get's like that when
she hits me up for money..... Naw, really glad you like it.....now do me a flavor and go and
review the first ch. lol
A Twisted Tale
product of a twisted mind
Ch.3 I didn't order tongue....
He had really only meant to give an appearance of a 'kiss'...but, when he pressed his mouth to
the Prince's lips... he had licked his own lips purly reflexively... and well, he....inadvertently
liked the Prince at the same time! And damnit it tasted.....familler....and ...um, great. Really,
great! Like the ....best candy..ever....great. It was the Prince's own fault for opening his
mouth at that perticular momment.... just wanted another lick....
There is a TONGUE in my MOUTH.....not MY..it's moveing. Why is that fool groaning? And where did
....ohh, that was......the taste...good actually....NO, ...wait this....is....NOOOOOOOOO!!! Oh,
gag me.....wait that's what he's doing.....a ploy to get me to let go.....where is that hand going?
Now, he's grabbing my ASS!?! No, as ..disgusting...as this is I won't let go, I won't cavEEE.
Damn him!
This tastes better than my dream. Hemmmmm, he hasn't pushed away...yet. But he did loosen up on
my neck when pinched his ass. Heh, heh..wonder if he'll let go completely if I do this......
HOLY SHIT! The bastard's playing dirty! Grinding his hips into mine. Let's see if he likes his
own 'medicine'?
Whoa....HELLO! The Prince is in the house, and ......he's packing some heat! At least he let go
of my throat. But if doesn't let go of my hips I'm gonna have a nast....."Ohhhhhhhh......"
Why isn't he backing up? This was just a ploy to get me to let go ......wasn't it? He, he
really is enjoying himself! Well, I am the Prince......Vegita, your tongue sparing with this
third class fool ....with KAKKEROT for crying out loud.....this is no time for .....
"OOHHHHHH, .... GODS!! KAKK...EROT!!!!"
That'll teach you to ignore a hero! Yeah, I would probably have the same responce if he were
tugging on my cock. Damn, he's big for a little guy! And just look at him pant...heh, heh....
he's puddy in my hands! I wonder what the rest of him tastes like......(a/n: HELLO!)
Gods, if he keeps that up......where did he go.....ok, that would be my nipple.....he's licking
me.....from....oh,gods.....don't think about the hand stroking my cock.....Gods...no,......I...
was planning on doing something......Oh, yes...no, no ....not...."Gods,...."...not enjoying this!
What was I planning? "OH, GODS....YESSSSS!" Bury my hands in his hair? That seems right....I had
a hold....."Oh, shit! That feels good!" .....on him.....didn't I? I was......"KAK..KER...ROT!!!!"
(a/n: Now, let's forget the whole 'males loose higher brain function when you grab the ol'
dumbstick', humor me people!)
Yep, this tastes like candy too. This reminds me of something.......'..lick him, like a lolly pop
should be licked..'....yeah, I know all about lolly pops.....the bigger the better. I'm hungry.
I can hear Chi now....'But, you just ate Vegita! How can you still be hungry?!'...hehe...hehe
Ah, but Chi....It's not my stomach I'm looking.....to feed. But in order to take care of that...
I'm gonna have to wake up the lil' Prince....before I can convince Gita there's something of
interest on the floor.....that he should investigat...heheh 'I'm right behind ya Gita, all the
way!'...:chuckles:....yeah, like that won't start some trouble. Oh, he's coming back.....
I feel good. Relaxed. I must have had a good na......:eye's fly wide open:....Kakkerot sucked
my cock......:eye twitches:.....
"Ah, Gi....um...Vegita?....I'm still hungry...." Whoa, now there's the glare I'm use to.
Idiot....wait...what's tha....."Kakkerot...what's that on your chin?"...It can't be cause I'm
just imagining things cause this....that didn't happen!...If it didn't then why and the HELL am
imagining Kak....the fool....sucking my....what did he say?! "What was that you fool?"
He's not listening again. Why does he ask a question if he's not gonna bother to listen for the
answer.....and he calls me an 'idiot'. "Oh, I said it's you." The way he looked as I licked it
off. Let's see if he wants a taste....
"Ungh, Kakkerot! Let go of .....what are you doi.....'memph'..." That's me!...Idiot, of course
it's you ...the fool just said it was! God's he's bi....as the earthlings say 'pay back's a
bitch!'...man handle me will you...
Yeah, he's a good kisser....and I think he like the taste of himself...:deep groan:...he's strong
hands........yeah,firm strokes my Prince......just.....like ....that......"OH, GODS....."....
I gotta have that mouth......
He's kissing me again! He does taste good. NO!....He doesn't! He feels good in my hand. NO!...
He doesn't! He's really getting in to the rhythem now.....he has good control over his thrust...
I don't care about that!! And a firm ass, as a warrior should.....what the fuck am I thinking?!
Damn he's thinking again....gonna ......oh, yeah....gonna have to take ahold of the situ...oh,yess..
....what was I thinking.....oh, yeah gonna have to go tandum on this one......"ohhhhhh, Vegita.."
That fool is holding my hand? Holding my hand on his cock......oh, he wants a faster rhythem does
he........let's see if he likes THIS!
"OH, GODS VEGITA! OH, YESSSSSSS......HARDER...HARDER......fuck......kiss me.......FUCK YESSSSS!!!!"
Did he just tell me to KISS HIM?! Why is this not working the way I thought it would......gods,
there's that damn tongue again..... I know I'm not the tallest guy around, but I seem to be
shrinking.....and I feel like I have the weight of the world on my shou.....:wide eyed shock:..
he's huge....gods ....and it looks so .....
"Ahhhhh, YESSSSSSS!!! VEGITA, ....oh, gods....YESSSS!......Suck it HARD, OHhhh, YES, just like
THAT!!".......Damn, he knows his way around a 'lolly pop' too, .....oh, gods...yes, he does!
His hair is soft......so....soft......"VE....GI....TA!......oooooh, OH.....YESSSSS!!"....He's
DEEP throating me.......gods, that feels so good.....how come Chi won't ever do it this good?
Oh, yess......here it comes......."VEGITA!!!!!!!!".....
:licking his lips: Tastes like chicken.......now why do those weakling earthlings always say
that when they try something new?.....He....tastes of spice.......and.....something......what?!
Oh, look the gentle giant sleeps......I'll fix that!
"Owwwww, Owwwww......damn Gita, why did ya have go step on my face?....."
"Kakkerot.you.idiot.what.did.I.say.about.calling.me.Gita?!".....you would think the fool would
have learned. What the hell is it with him and that tongue....can't he keep it in his own ....
to hell with it.....I come this far.....why not...but I will be the Dominant one!
Damn, he's cute when he grinds out a threat. Seems to me somebody needed that kiss......HELLO,
is he participating?.....well, hello tongue....come on in...whoa....grinding the hips....kneeding
my ass....yes, I think he's participating!....He wants...."Ahhhhhhhhh, Gita I wanted to be
firs..."
"Shut up Kakkerot! The Prince always comes first!"
"Then how come you didn't taste me first?"
"......." Idiot. "Because."
"Gita,..."
:sigh: "What is it Kakkerot?"
"Kiss me."
:smirks: No one can resist the Prince.(a/n: Yeah, he like's to trist things around doesn't he?)
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Gee, I wonder what Vegita has planned....man the plot is sooooooooo 'thick' I don't think even
I could guess what's comming next. Hey, maybe they're going to play chess or something?! lol
Yeah, right.....Next ch. they are going to fucking their brains out.....or maybe it will be
chess....? I am so glad to back in MY room where I can chill in my boxers.....ahhhh, the freedom!
Well, I hope that sad lil' chapter makes up for the delay....if not well, like my boxers say
'kiss me under the misteltoe'....guess where that is....lol....Now go my horny little minions,
go an review!
guess I'll just have to save up enough money from selling tickets to see the 'strip tease queen'.
Content: Well, let's say.....be afraid....be very afraid.
I getting paranoid I keep hearing voices.......
On to the responces:
Yeah, Goku has that whole cute and cuddle thing down packed....my little sister says he reminds
her of Bugs Bunny...... personally I don't see the resemblance. Thanks for stopping in nene2!
Kewla! You came again....glad to see you not a hit and run like some. Vegita grabbing something
else.......can you keep a secret?..........So can I. LOL Stay tuned and you will have the
answer!
Hemmmmm.....Venni?........Venni?....Did you review the first ch., Venni? No? Well, get your ass
back there and do it! And stop jumping the plot bunny Venni.......Goku hasn't got that....far
yet. Sorry about the delay in updating.....My grandparents came for a visit and invaded my room
......man.....it's taken a week to just get the old people smell out of my room....at least my
grandfather didn't have a stroke watching 'the strip tease queen'....Thanks for stopping in!
Anime no Oujo, nothing like mindless smut and a cup of coffee to keep your going...come again!
Greerrrrrr :smirks: I like's it when the ladies are fiesty! And to answer your '?', I can only
speak for me and my johnson, babe,.....and that would be a definite 'YES!!', again sorry about
delay....grandparents got my room and I was banished to their wenibego (sp?)....it was hell,
sheer hell! You offering me up some new entertainment....other wise I have to keep an eye on
my neighbor......:smirks: ....nice undies babe!
Ooooooooo.....yeah, whip me..beat me....just say you love me...:smirks:.....Fiesty!...........
It's just you baby girl! LOL .....see you next time Christina G. (too lazy and no Kenny) LOL.
PIXI!!! You gonna get it.....:smirks:.... :Throws dirty socks in retaliation: How did you like
that?! Nothing like sweaty socks.......anyway, I am boxerless in the shower. LOL
Hey Hyperbole! Thanks for stopping in! It's the power of thought....that and subconscious
reflects and damn good timing! And you my friend are in possession of it all, apparently.
Yeah, everybody seems to think it's a kodak momment. Vegita has ......repressed ....issues to
deal with......yep.....he does. Ya, liked that did ya.... lol. Vegita miffed?......maybe...
till next time... keep your reflexes sharp!
tomoyo chan, thanks for stopping in! And this me writing.....and I am telling you to go and
review the first chapter.......consistancy people! Work with me please.... lol.
Hey..... nice E'Vil laugh. lol Yeah, I like to torment the royalty. Thanks for comming little
ninjin!
Whoa... it's like dejavu.... Oh, so cool! You reviewed both ch.s, little ninjin! See people,
this is how it's done....take a bow little ninjin! Good, now for fun you can go throw dirty
clothes at Pixi......:smirks: ...bet she thought I forgot her already.
huh?! Sorry, what was that Setsunaluver......I was catching the 'late show' from my window!
LOL Thanks for the compliments....you want money don't you? My sister get's like that when
she hits me up for money..... Naw, really glad you like it.....now do me a flavor and go and
review the first ch. lol
A Twisted Tale
product of a twisted mind
Ch.3 I didn't order tongue....
He had really only meant to give an appearance of a 'kiss'...but, when he pressed his mouth to
the Prince's lips... he had licked his own lips purly reflexively... and well, he....inadvertently
liked the Prince at the same time! And damnit it tasted.....familler....and ...um, great. Really,
great! Like the ....best candy..ever....great. It was the Prince's own fault for opening his
mouth at that perticular momment.... just wanted another lick....
There is a TONGUE in my MOUTH.....not MY..it's moveing. Why is that fool groaning? And where did
....ohh, that was......the taste...good actually....NO, ...wait this....is....NOOOOOOOOO!!! Oh,
gag me.....wait that's what he's doing.....a ploy to get me to let go.....where is that hand going?
Now, he's grabbing my ASS!?! No, as ..disgusting...as this is I won't let go, I won't cavEEE.
Damn him!
This tastes better than my dream. Hemmmmm, he hasn't pushed away...yet. But he did loosen up on
my neck when pinched his ass. Heh, heh..wonder if he'll let go completely if I do this......
HOLY SHIT! The bastard's playing dirty! Grinding his hips into mine. Let's see if he likes his
own 'medicine'?
Whoa....HELLO! The Prince is in the house, and ......he's packing some heat! At least he let go
of my throat. But if doesn't let go of my hips I'm gonna have a nast....."Ohhhhhhhh......"
Why isn't he backing up? This was just a ploy to get me to let go ......wasn't it? He, he
really is enjoying himself! Well, I am the Prince......Vegita, your tongue sparing with this
third class fool ....with KAKKEROT for crying out loud.....this is no time for .....
"OOHHHHHH, .... GODS!! KAKK...EROT!!!!"
That'll teach you to ignore a hero! Yeah, I would probably have the same responce if he were
tugging on my cock. Damn, he's big for a little guy! And just look at him pant...heh, heh....
he's puddy in my hands! I wonder what the rest of him tastes like......(a/n: HELLO!)
Gods, if he keeps that up......where did he go.....ok, that would be my nipple.....he's licking
me.....from....oh,gods.....don't think about the hand stroking my cock.....Gods...no,......I...
was planning on doing something......Oh, yes...no, no ....not...."Gods,...."...not enjoying this!
What was I planning? "OH, GODS....YESSSSS!" Bury my hands in his hair? That seems right....I had
a hold....."Oh, shit! That feels good!" .....on him.....didn't I? I was......"KAK..KER...ROT!!!!"
(a/n: Now, let's forget the whole 'males loose higher brain function when you grab the ol'
dumbstick', humor me people!)
Yep, this tastes like candy too. This reminds me of something.......'..lick him, like a lolly pop
should be licked..'....yeah, I know all about lolly pops.....the bigger the better. I'm hungry.
I can hear Chi now....'But, you just ate Vegita! How can you still be hungry?!'...hehe...hehe
Ah, but Chi....It's not my stomach I'm looking.....to feed. But in order to take care of that...
I'm gonna have to wake up the lil' Prince....before I can convince Gita there's something of
interest on the floor.....that he should investigat...heheh 'I'm right behind ya Gita, all the
way!'...:chuckles:....yeah, like that won't start some trouble. Oh, he's coming back.....
I feel good. Relaxed. I must have had a good na......:eye's fly wide open:....Kakkerot sucked
my cock......:eye twitches:.....
"Ah, Gi....um...Vegita?....I'm still hungry...." Whoa, now there's the glare I'm use to.
Idiot....wait...what's tha....."Kakkerot...what's that on your chin?"...It can't be cause I'm
just imagining things cause this....that didn't happen!...If it didn't then why and the HELL am
imagining Kak....the fool....sucking my....what did he say?! "What was that you fool?"
He's not listening again. Why does he ask a question if he's not gonna bother to listen for the
answer.....and he calls me an 'idiot'. "Oh, I said it's you." The way he looked as I licked it
off. Let's see if he wants a taste....
"Ungh, Kakkerot! Let go of .....what are you doi.....'memph'..." That's me!...Idiot, of course
it's you ...the fool just said it was! God's he's bi....as the earthlings say 'pay back's a
bitch!'...man handle me will you...
Yeah, he's a good kisser....and I think he like the taste of himself...:deep groan:...he's strong
hands........yeah,firm strokes my Prince......just.....like ....that......"OH, GODS....."....
I gotta have that mouth......
He's kissing me again! He does taste good. NO!....He doesn't! He feels good in my hand. NO!...
He doesn't! He's really getting in to the rhythem now.....he has good control over his thrust...
I don't care about that!! And a firm ass, as a warrior should.....what the fuck am I thinking?!
Damn he's thinking again....gonna ......oh, yeah....gonna have to take ahold of the situ...oh,yess..
....what was I thinking.....oh, yeah gonna have to go tandum on this one......"ohhhhhh, Vegita.."
That fool is holding my hand? Holding my hand on his cock......oh, he wants a faster rhythem does
he........let's see if he likes THIS!
"OH, GODS VEGITA! OH, YESSSSSSS......HARDER...HARDER......fuck......kiss me.......FUCK YESSSSS!!!!"
Did he just tell me to KISS HIM?! Why is this not working the way I thought it would......gods,
there's that damn tongue again..... I know I'm not the tallest guy around, but I seem to be
shrinking.....and I feel like I have the weight of the world on my shou.....:wide eyed shock:..
he's huge....gods ....and it looks so .....
"Ahhhhh, YESSSSSSS!!! VEGITA, ....oh, gods....YESSSS!......Suck it HARD, OHhhh, YES, just like
THAT!!".......Damn, he knows his way around a 'lolly pop' too, .....oh, gods...yes, he does!
His hair is soft......so....soft......"VE....GI....TA!......oooooh, OH.....YESSSSS!!"....He's
DEEP throating me.......gods, that feels so good.....how come Chi won't ever do it this good?
Oh, yess......here it comes......."VEGITA!!!!!!!!".....
:licking his lips: Tastes like chicken.......now why do those weakling earthlings always say
that when they try something new?.....He....tastes of spice.......and.....something......what?!
Oh, look the gentle giant sleeps......I'll fix that!
"Owwwww, Owwwww......damn Gita, why did ya have go step on my face?....."
"Kakkerot.you.idiot.what.did.I.say.about.calling.me.Gita?!".....you would think the fool would
have learned. What the hell is it with him and that tongue....can't he keep it in his own ....
to hell with it.....I come this far.....why not...but I will be the Dominant one!
Damn, he's cute when he grinds out a threat. Seems to me somebody needed that kiss......HELLO,
is he participating?.....well, hello tongue....come on in...whoa....grinding the hips....kneeding
my ass....yes, I think he's participating!....He wants...."Ahhhhhhhhh, Gita I wanted to be
firs..."
"Shut up Kakkerot! The Prince always comes first!"
"Then how come you didn't taste me first?"
"......." Idiot. "Because."
"Gita,..."
:sigh: "What is it Kakkerot?"
"Kiss me."
:smirks: No one can resist the Prince.(a/n: Yeah, he like's to trist things around doesn't he?)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gee, I wonder what Vegita has planned....man the plot is sooooooooo 'thick' I don't think even
I could guess what's comming next. Hey, maybe they're going to play chess or something?! lol
Yeah, right.....Next ch. they are going to fucking their brains out.....or maybe it will be
chess....? I am so glad to back in MY room where I can chill in my boxers.....ahhhh, the freedom!
Well, I hope that sad lil' chapter makes up for the delay....if not well, like my boxers say
'kiss me under the misteltoe'....guess where that is....lol....Now go my horny little minions,
go an review!