Disclaimer: Fuck! Santa didn't give it to me! Whoa! That didn't sound right!
Content: Well, there no moral to the story if that's what your looking for......
Ah, me public......lol. On to the responces.
Leiko.....babe......did I not say .....oh, right ...I was just speaking for myself....and I always got
sex on the brain. :smirks suggestively:.
Kewla...hey babe!....yeah, live to torment the royalty...
ahhhh, are you feeling ......frustraited......poor thing.....ya should have called I make house calls
don't ya know. LOL.
Speachless!?.....hey everybody.....I renderd Konnioko speachless!....heheh...look at you .......
making with the dirty jokes.....lol.
Darling you need to lay off that coffee......and tell me what ( "I ) means......sweet little Anime
no Oujo.....hyped on caffeen .....:smirks and winks:
Ya hit Nirvana did ya Hyperbole?.....Yeah, who don't love good smut......problem is that wasn't it..
lol.......
Me....wants more?..............that sounds so wrong......who Me?......:looks suspiciously around:
Oh, you don't like cliffys?.......I love ......I love to push peolple off them...:smirks:....thanks and
come and review again.....Orphdian
LMFAO.......now, now....if ya gonna read this smut ....ya gotta be brave and do it with your eyes
WIDE open Abaca aka Jana-chan......:chuckles:......Yeah, that's me a lucky 'twisted' bastard...
You know something Tomoyo chan......I find sex funny too.....NOT..........LOL.....well, if they
don't do it right....maybe....lol
Konnioko, babe.....calm down already.....:backs away slowly:.....whoa, now I'm Sweetness......lol...
alright then......just cause YOU asked I decided to write some more.......:winks:....you flirt!...lol
Hey, did anybody see Pixi in the lobby? I got some dirty shorts I want to throw at her....lol...
A Twisted Tale
product of a twisted mind
Ch.4 What REALLY went down!
He had really only meant to give an appearance of a 'kiss'....but, when he pressed his mouth to
the Prince's lips....he had licked his own lips purly reflexively.....and well, he inadvertently licked
the Prince at the same time! And damnit it tasted.....familler......and ....um, great?! Really, great!
Like the .......best candy ever.....great. It really was the Prince's own fault for opening his mouth
at that particular momment......just wanted another lick.....
There is a TONGUE IN MY MOUTH.....not MY....it's moveing. Why is that fool groaning? And
where did.......what the hell was that?!.......he tastes of spice....don't care! ......NO!...this...is ...not
happening, he ......is not kissing me....is he?!.......OH, gag me....wait that's what he's doing...
a ploy to get me to let go......where is that hand going? Now, he's GRABBING MY ASS!?!..No,
this is ......disgusting.. WHOA, that fucker....:growling with disgust he let's go;.. (a/n: Oh, stop
your bitching! I told you this was twisted, but apparantly nobody listens.....LOL)
This tastes better than my dream. Hemmmmmm, he hasn't pushed away....yet. But he did let
go of my neck when I pinched his ass. Heh, heh.....wonder what he'll do if I do this.....
HOLY SHIT! The bastard's playing dirty! ......oh, that felt.....NO!....I'll teach him to grind his hips
in to mine. Let's see if he likes this...
"meph..OWWWW......Wehgeeta?! Wwhhhy dee ewe biie mi tahug?!" Damn, that hurts I won't be
able to eat for ....at least ten minutes.....:Gasp: ...I could starve!....."OOOFFFF".....Damnit....
didn't see that punch comming.
"WHY?! WHY?!! Kakkerot you ....'kissed'.....me....THEN...you have the nerve to GRAB MY ASS!
.....AND you PINCHED it." :the Prince takes a momment to glare at the younger man....
then:..."AND on top of it all......you GROUND YOUR HIPS INTO MINE......ME, The Prince of all
Saiyans! What the FUCK were you thinking!?!!!"........big dicked bastard.....WHOA....did not just
think that.....
:one hand on his stomach and the other tentivily caressing his tongue Goku glares at the Prince
for a momment:.....he....he didn' t like it?.....No, he did , he just can't admit it to himself....he
liked it alot....'the body never lies'....heard that somewhere before....Damn he's big for a little guy...
"Kakkerot! Are you listening to me?!".....thick skulled, mucle bound, bulging.....:eye's wide then
recovers:.....stop looking at it.....it's hard not to notice it the way it waves about....NO.....NOT
thinking of this.....NO....killing, destroying......beating the hell out of .....anything.......not thinking
about ....fuck......wrong choice of words.....bastard....what's he doing...."Stay away from me,
Kakkerot, you idiot!"......it bounces with every ......not looking ....NOT LOOKING.........
He wants me.........he can't keep his eyes off my cock.........he's .....he's blushing, damn that's
cute.....:smiles:....."Yes, Vegita I'm 'listening' to you......".......yes, wrap your mind around that
my Prince....."......I am paying close attention to 'you'......almost there......
"What the HELL is that suppose to mean?!".......I swear he's such an idiot.....what's he up to?...
and WHAT did he mean by that?.....he's .....he's trying to trick me again......I just know it....
......but, how....
Now that he's trying to figure that out and I have closed the distance.....I think I'll help him....
relax....a little.....a nice ....gentle ..soothing massage.......oh, so gentle.......and.....yes, we
have a gentle hip thrust in response.......he's even moaning.....wonder if he even realizes he's
moaning.......hand on the hip and .....gently kneed.....and another moan.....god he's beautiful...
He has a mole on his hip........what?.....no, that wasn't what I was thinking about....emmmmm..
relax, I gotta relax......:eyes fly wide open........looks down and sees:.........he's ..stroking my
cock....:blinks:.....and kneeding my hi......what's that?! .....what's that sou.....gods' have I been
moaning the whole time?......
Ok, when he looks up ........gonna go for the kill......well, .....not 'kill'.....but definatly give him a
chance to make up for biting me.....time to move from the hip to his ass.....he's lifting to look me
in the eye ....no doubt for my audasity.....heheh.....
My ASS...........oh, gods .....gotta get his hand off.......:reaches down for the hand on his cock
while looking up into Goku's eyes:......:gasp: .....:pant:....he's uped the .....:groan:....pace......
oh, gods......he's squeezing....harder......gods......what the .....why can't he keep that tongue....
gods....."Ehmmmm...."......spice .........and......"unngh....".......he won't let go.....Oh, gods that..
....that feels good damnit......damn HIM.....
Gee......he's holding my hand.....hehe.....god he tastes good....sweet.....and .....something else...
a little harder .....and a little faster.....his grip is loosening on my hand......oh, yeah.....I think....I
want to nibble my way down.....and see if he tastes this good all over....he's thrusting harder now
.....wonder if I should ask him if he wants me to continue......yeah, better......
Oh, gods that feels.....why did he stop?!.....what....."What was that Kakkerot?".....the idiot talks to
much.....to much talk.....and not enough action......he started this ......doesn't he want to fin...
"OH, GODS ......KAKKEROT....." :gasp......pant....pant:.."...what.....what...?"....Damn....him...
That's right and I'll tug it again if you ignore me again......"I said Vegita....'Do you want me .....to
continue?"......whoa....if looks could kill......still it could mean anything from 'no you fool' too......
'what the fuck do you think?!.....Now kneel before your Prince!'......bettter to ask on .....to make
sure......"Well, my Prince......WHAT do you want me to do?".....now he'll voice it ......if he wants
it.......gods I hope he does..........please, my Prince.......want me, as much as I want you....
I can't believe this fool.......he want's me to beg for it .......I WON"T! I won't beg for it ....I won't ...
gods I ache.......:sigh:......I ....:slowly shakes head in disbelief:.....I ache.....for him.....:blinks:...
I can' t believe this .......All I want is for him to touch me........what the hell is wrong with me....
"KAK....KER...OT!!......OH, GODS...." .....:gasp.......pant....pant.....pant....gasp:....bastard!...
why does he keep do.......he feels ignored....I see.....:smirks inwardly:...better answer him ....
but what am I going to say.....I won't beg.....no begging from the Prince....nope......none...Ah!..
"What the fuck do you think?!.....Now, kneel before your Prince!"......no begging there....none..
now for once in your miserable life do as I command Kakkerot!.......
Bingo!......"As you command my Prince.".......hemmm.....I think another kiss.....hello, there
tongue........smirking....he's smirking at me......gonna have to fix that with a serious kiss....the
'knock you on your ass, and leave you breathless and unable to smirk' kinda kiss........yep..:grins:
that did it he's back in the haze....hehehe....sweet chin.......I could nibble on his earlobes for ever..
.....love his neck.......oh, hey.......I see a nice spot on his shoulder to sink my teeth into....later....
Goku....don' t get ahead of yourself.......oh.....you.....like that did you ......well, let me nibble that
collar bone again.......damn that's cute....one more time....and then I'm going for the nipple.....
Oh, god .......everytime he nibbles there .....oh, god......he makes me shiver.....ha....in delight....
damn him.....ooooh, yeah......the sucktion feels good.....can't wait till he sucks.......did he just
blow a rasberry in my navil?.......:chuckles: "Idiot.....move on"......a little more....again with the
hands on my ass......well, I do have a nice ass.....can't blame him......he went right past my cock
.....of all the.....nerve.....and just what is so interesting about my knees?....."Oooofffff......"......
:blinks:........"Kakkerot.......you could have just asked me to sit do......OH, GODS YESSSSS!!!!!"
......about fucking time!....Damn, that feels sooooo good........."Ohhhhhhh........"..................
Yeah, that was a dirty trick wan't it .......and sure I could of asked you to sit ......but that doesn't
mean you would have......and I wan'ted you on your back anyways.....:smirks inwardly:....makes
it easier......that comes later ....focus.....kay.....big.....and tasty......look at him sqrirm...better
hold him down ........now....alllllll the way down ....and back up.......and down......and back up ...
and suck reeeallll hard at the top......heheheh.....that's got him coming out of his skin......let's see
if he likes this too......
"KA....K........KAKK......YESSSSSSS.....GODS .....FUCK YES.....OHH, KAKKEROT....GODS!!!"
damn him........that was just mean........deep throat me.....then suck real hard at the head of my
cock...........bastard!......what....."Oh, gods Kakkerot.....careful......yes.....OH, YESSS!"......
ball sucking bastard......he's gonna get his .....oh, yes...he certainly....."OH, yeah.....just like that!"
I will make him pay for teasing me...........oh, yes I will!......oh, good he moving bac...."FUCK ME,
OH YEAH......."..wha ......whats.....that........something wet....pressing.......
Yep.....will be getting to that real soon my Prince.......I just got prepare that sweet ass of yours
first......good thing I slicked up my fingers before I went back to my lolly pop.....heehhhh...sweet
as candy he is .......beautiful.....all the way around....too.....now, in.....I know...you feel it ....you
just haven't figured out what I'm doing it for ........now two....and move em' around.....and suck real
hard..........and three......and moveing and the next time ......he says it ....heheh .....he gets it....
Damn.....what is he up to......oh, gods he's deep throating me again......."YESSS, OH GODS....."
......I wonder if he's gonna ......"YESS, KAKKEROT.....OHHHHHHHH, GODS .....THAT FEELS...
SO.......FUCKING GOOD.....DAMN!"........has he done this before?......."OH, GODS!.....YES, OH.
....FUCK ME....YES!!!".....damn him he did it agai....why did he stop?..."Kakkerot...."...............
:eyes go wide in shock when he finally realizes what Goku was up to with the ol' finger massage:
"As you wish My Prince!"...............
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Yeah, that was a 'dirty bastard' sorta thing for me to do.....lol......but, that is how it went down....
next chapter Goku IS going to pound Vegita's ass!.....Promise...scouts honor and all that shit.
Yes, Kewla...the hentai in ME is really going to show it self .....Hyperbole adjust your eyes
cause next chapter......they are gonna be bulging from the soccets my friend....lol....ahhh, and
my impatient lil' Konnioko.....come to me my darling and sit on my lap while I tell you what our
two sweaty Saiyans are up too....:chuckles:.....and sweet Jana-chan I am so gonna see you
blush with the next chapter.....heheheh......yesssss......Now, go on and tell me what a sick twisted
bastard I am......:chuckles:....Like I don't already know....lol.
Content: Well, there no moral to the story if that's what your looking for......
Ah, me public......lol. On to the responces.
Leiko.....babe......did I not say .....oh, right ...I was just speaking for myself....and I always got
sex on the brain. :smirks suggestively:.
Kewla...hey babe!....yeah, live to torment the royalty...
ahhhh, are you feeling ......frustraited......poor thing.....ya should have called I make house calls
don't ya know. LOL.
Speachless!?.....hey everybody.....I renderd Konnioko speachless!....heheh...look at you .......
making with the dirty jokes.....lol.
Darling you need to lay off that coffee......and tell me what ( "I ) means......sweet little Anime
no Oujo.....hyped on caffeen .....:smirks and winks:
Ya hit Nirvana did ya Hyperbole?.....Yeah, who don't love good smut......problem is that wasn't it..
lol.......
Me....wants more?..............that sounds so wrong......who Me?......:looks suspiciously around:
Oh, you don't like cliffys?.......I love ......I love to push peolple off them...:smirks:....thanks and
come and review again.....Orphdian
LMFAO.......now, now....if ya gonna read this smut ....ya gotta be brave and do it with your eyes
WIDE open Abaca aka Jana-chan......:chuckles:......Yeah, that's me a lucky 'twisted' bastard...
You know something Tomoyo chan......I find sex funny too.....NOT..........LOL.....well, if they
don't do it right....maybe....lol
Konnioko, babe.....calm down already.....:backs away slowly:.....whoa, now I'm Sweetness......lol...
alright then......just cause YOU asked I decided to write some more.......:winks:....you flirt!...lol
Hey, did anybody see Pixi in the lobby? I got some dirty shorts I want to throw at her....lol...
A Twisted Tale
product of a twisted mind
Ch.4 What REALLY went down!
He had really only meant to give an appearance of a 'kiss'....but, when he pressed his mouth to
the Prince's lips....he had licked his own lips purly reflexively.....and well, he inadvertently licked
the Prince at the same time! And damnit it tasted.....familler......and ....um, great?! Really, great!
Like the .......best candy ever.....great. It really was the Prince's own fault for opening his mouth
at that particular momment......just wanted another lick.....
There is a TONGUE IN MY MOUTH.....not MY....it's moveing. Why is that fool groaning? And
where did.......what the hell was that?!.......he tastes of spice....don't care! ......NO!...this...is ...not
happening, he ......is not kissing me....is he?!.......OH, gag me....wait that's what he's doing...
a ploy to get me to let go......where is that hand going? Now, he's GRABBING MY ASS!?!..No,
this is ......disgusting.. WHOA, that fucker....:growling with disgust he let's go;.. (a/n: Oh, stop
your bitching! I told you this was twisted, but apparantly nobody listens.....LOL)
This tastes better than my dream. Hemmmmmm, he hasn't pushed away....yet. But he did let
go of my neck when I pinched his ass. Heh, heh.....wonder what he'll do if I do this.....
HOLY SHIT! The bastard's playing dirty! ......oh, that felt.....NO!....I'll teach him to grind his hips
in to mine. Let's see if he likes this...
"meph..OWWWW......Wehgeeta?! Wwhhhy dee ewe biie mi tahug?!" Damn, that hurts I won't be
able to eat for ....at least ten minutes.....:Gasp: ...I could starve!....."OOOFFFF".....Damnit....
didn't see that punch comming.
"WHY?! WHY?!! Kakkerot you ....'kissed'.....me....THEN...you have the nerve to GRAB MY ASS!
.....AND you PINCHED it." :the Prince takes a momment to glare at the younger man....
then:..."AND on top of it all......you GROUND YOUR HIPS INTO MINE......ME, The Prince of all
Saiyans! What the FUCK were you thinking!?!!!"........big dicked bastard.....WHOA....did not just
think that.....
:one hand on his stomach and the other tentivily caressing his tongue Goku glares at the Prince
for a momment:.....he....he didn' t like it?.....No, he did , he just can't admit it to himself....he
liked it alot....'the body never lies'....heard that somewhere before....Damn he's big for a little guy...
"Kakkerot! Are you listening to me?!".....thick skulled, mucle bound, bulging.....:eye's wide then
recovers:.....stop looking at it.....it's hard not to notice it the way it waves about....NO.....NOT
thinking of this.....NO....killing, destroying......beating the hell out of .....anything.......not thinking
about ....fuck......wrong choice of words.....bastard....what's he doing...."Stay away from me,
Kakkerot, you idiot!"......it bounces with every ......not looking ....NOT LOOKING.........
He wants me.........he can't keep his eyes off my cock.........he's .....he's blushing, damn that's
cute.....:smiles:....."Yes, Vegita I'm 'listening' to you......".......yes, wrap your mind around that
my Prince....."......I am paying close attention to 'you'......almost there......
"What the HELL is that suppose to mean?!".......I swear he's such an idiot.....what's he up to?...
and WHAT did he mean by that?.....he's .....he's trying to trick me again......I just know it....
......but, how....
Now that he's trying to figure that out and I have closed the distance.....I think I'll help him....
relax....a little.....a nice ....gentle ..soothing massage.......oh, so gentle.......and.....yes, we
have a gentle hip thrust in response.......he's even moaning.....wonder if he even realizes he's
moaning.......hand on the hip and .....gently kneed.....and another moan.....god he's beautiful...
He has a mole on his hip........what?.....no, that wasn't what I was thinking about....emmmmm..
relax, I gotta relax......:eyes fly wide open........looks down and sees:.........he's ..stroking my
cock....:blinks:.....and kneeding my hi......what's that?! .....what's that sou.....gods' have I been
moaning the whole time?......
Ok, when he looks up ........gonna go for the kill......well, .....not 'kill'.....but definatly give him a
chance to make up for biting me.....time to move from the hip to his ass.....he's lifting to look me
in the eye ....no doubt for my audasity.....heheh.....
My ASS...........oh, gods .....gotta get his hand off.......:reaches down for the hand on his cock
while looking up into Goku's eyes:......:gasp: .....:pant:....he's uped the .....:groan:....pace......
oh, gods......he's squeezing....harder......gods......what the .....why can't he keep that tongue....
gods....."Ehmmmm...."......spice .........and......"unngh....".......he won't let go.....Oh, gods that..
....that feels good damnit......damn HIM.....
Gee......he's holding my hand.....hehe.....god he tastes good....sweet.....and .....something else...
a little harder .....and a little faster.....his grip is loosening on my hand......oh, yeah.....I think....I
want to nibble my way down.....and see if he tastes this good all over....he's thrusting harder now
.....wonder if I should ask him if he wants me to continue......yeah, better......
Oh, gods that feels.....why did he stop?!.....what....."What was that Kakkerot?".....the idiot talks to
much.....to much talk.....and not enough action......he started this ......doesn't he want to fin...
"OH, GODS ......KAKKEROT....." :gasp......pant....pant:.."...what.....what...?"....Damn....him...
That's right and I'll tug it again if you ignore me again......"I said Vegita....'Do you want me .....to
continue?"......whoa....if looks could kill......still it could mean anything from 'no you fool' too......
'what the fuck do you think?!.....Now kneel before your Prince!'......bettter to ask on .....to make
sure......"Well, my Prince......WHAT do you want me to do?".....now he'll voice it ......if he wants
it.......gods I hope he does..........please, my Prince.......want me, as much as I want you....
I can't believe this fool.......he want's me to beg for it .......I WON"T! I won't beg for it ....I won't ...
gods I ache.......:sigh:......I ....:slowly shakes head in disbelief:.....I ache.....for him.....:blinks:...
I can' t believe this .......All I want is for him to touch me........what the hell is wrong with me....
"KAK....KER...OT!!......OH, GODS...." .....:gasp.......pant....pant.....pant....gasp:....bastard!...
why does he keep do.......he feels ignored....I see.....:smirks inwardly:...better answer him ....
but what am I going to say.....I won't beg.....no begging from the Prince....nope......none...Ah!..
"What the fuck do you think?!.....Now, kneel before your Prince!"......no begging there....none..
now for once in your miserable life do as I command Kakkerot!.......
Bingo!......"As you command my Prince.".......hemmm.....I think another kiss.....hello, there
tongue........smirking....he's smirking at me......gonna have to fix that with a serious kiss....the
'knock you on your ass, and leave you breathless and unable to smirk' kinda kiss........yep..:grins:
that did it he's back in the haze....hehehe....sweet chin.......I could nibble on his earlobes for ever..
.....love his neck.......oh, hey.......I see a nice spot on his shoulder to sink my teeth into....later....
Goku....don' t get ahead of yourself.......oh.....you.....like that did you ......well, let me nibble that
collar bone again.......damn that's cute....one more time....and then I'm going for the nipple.....
Oh, god .......everytime he nibbles there .....oh, god......he makes me shiver.....ha....in delight....
damn him.....ooooh, yeah......the sucktion feels good.....can't wait till he sucks.......did he just
blow a rasberry in my navil?.......:chuckles: "Idiot.....move on"......a little more....again with the
hands on my ass......well, I do have a nice ass.....can't blame him......he went right past my cock
.....of all the.....nerve.....and just what is so interesting about my knees?....."Oooofffff......"......
:blinks:........"Kakkerot.......you could have just asked me to sit do......OH, GODS YESSSSS!!!!!"
......about fucking time!....Damn, that feels sooooo good........."Ohhhhhhh........"..................
Yeah, that was a dirty trick wan't it .......and sure I could of asked you to sit ......but that doesn't
mean you would have......and I wan'ted you on your back anyways.....:smirks inwardly:....makes
it easier......that comes later ....focus.....kay.....big.....and tasty......look at him sqrirm...better
hold him down ........now....alllllll the way down ....and back up.......and down......and back up ...
and suck reeeallll hard at the top......heheheh.....that's got him coming out of his skin......let's see
if he likes this too......
"KA....K........KAKK......YESSSSSSS.....GODS .....FUCK YES.....OHH, KAKKEROT....GODS!!!"
damn him........that was just mean........deep throat me.....then suck real hard at the head of my
cock...........bastard!......what....."Oh, gods Kakkerot.....careful......yes.....OH, YESSS!"......
ball sucking bastard......he's gonna get his .....oh, yes...he certainly....."OH, yeah.....just like that!"
I will make him pay for teasing me...........oh, yes I will!......oh, good he moving bac...."FUCK ME,
OH YEAH......."..wha ......whats.....that........something wet....pressing.......
Yep.....will be getting to that real soon my Prince.......I just got prepare that sweet ass of yours
first......good thing I slicked up my fingers before I went back to my lolly pop.....heehhhh...sweet
as candy he is .......beautiful.....all the way around....too.....now, in.....I know...you feel it ....you
just haven't figured out what I'm doing it for ........now two....and move em' around.....and suck real
hard..........and three......and moveing and the next time ......he says it ....heheh .....he gets it....
Damn.....what is he up to......oh, gods he's deep throating me again......."YESSS, OH GODS....."
......I wonder if he's gonna ......"YESS, KAKKEROT.....OHHHHHHHH, GODS .....THAT FEELS...
SO.......FUCKING GOOD.....DAMN!"........has he done this before?......."OH, GODS!.....YES, OH.
....FUCK ME....YES!!!".....damn him he did it agai....why did he stop?..."Kakkerot...."...............
:eyes go wide in shock when he finally realizes what Goku was up to with the ol' finger massage:
"As you wish My Prince!"...............
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, that was a 'dirty bastard' sorta thing for me to do.....lol......but, that is how it went down....
next chapter Goku IS going to pound Vegita's ass!.....Promise...scouts honor and all that shit.
Yes, Kewla...the hentai in ME is really going to show it self .....Hyperbole adjust your eyes
cause next chapter......they are gonna be bulging from the soccets my friend....lol....ahhh, and
my impatient lil' Konnioko.....come to me my darling and sit on my lap while I tell you what our
two sweaty Saiyans are up too....:chuckles:.....and sweet Jana-chan I am so gonna see you
blush with the next chapter.....heheheh......yesssss......Now, go on and tell me what a sick twisted
bastard I am......:chuckles:....Like I don't already know....lol.