-The competence of evil-
By Yousorrymon
 
(At the home of Evil Overlord)
 
Evil Overlord: I have called today's meeting of evil for a very important reason.
Mr. Tinkles: Well what is it?
Shredder: Yeah!
Evil Overlord: Calm down! Well you see it seems that once again the Powerpuff Girls have saved the day and we need to do something about it.
Po (the Teletubby): Yeah let's get those bitches.
Shredder: I will fight them like the great ninja masters. 
Evil Overlord: Right. Well… uh I was thinking we would develop a horribly complex plan involving several 12-step programs.
Mr. Tinkles: Yeah well… meow.
Shredder: Mwa ha ha 
(Mr. Tinkles cuts him off)
Mr. Tinkles: Mwa ha ha ha 
(Po cuts him off)
Po: Mwa ha ha ha ha 
(Evil Overlord cuts him off)
Evil Overlord: Okay we have got to start laughing in unison.
Chris the evil red-headed demon child: Yeah.
Mr. Tinkles:  That's stupid, laughing in unison? I mean come on! Does anyone really laugh in unison?
Shredder: uhh… You stink!
Evil Overlord: Oh come on do we really have to resort to name calling? …Ugly!
 

To be continued…