Yes, my friends, our little kupo buddies have their own circus. Even though it is small it is still entertaining. It's full of stunts, Moogles, and clowns! How fun.
Okay, well I know that the first two chapters took a long time to show up but now there are 3 chapters instead of none. Unfortunately, I'm only a member of the crowd in this story. Well, NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It all started one day when Moogle1 and Moogle2 and Moogle3 and Moogle4 met in Traverse Town.
Moogle1: I just got the best idea, kupo! We should start a circus, kupo! It should be called the… Moogle Circus! Kupo!
Moogle2: My name is Moogle2 not kupo, kupo!
Moogle3: Who are you talking to, kupo?
Moogle4: Saying kupo is getting REALLY annoying, kupo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moogle1, 2, and 3: Okay we'll stop, kup…
Moogle4: *sizzle*
Moogle1: I think that a circus is a great idea! Don't you? Cough kupo cough.
Moogle2, 3, and 4: I agree!!!! *Whispers of kupo arise from Moogles 2, 3, &4*
Moogle1: Where should we make the circus, kupo?
Moogle2: Traverse Town! Kupo!
Moogle3: Moogle Land! Kupo!
Moogle1, 2, and 4: Where's Moogle Land, kupo?
Moogle3: *shrugs* I don't know, kupo.
Moogle4: The End of the World! Kupo!
Moogle5: *appears out of thin air* Traverse Town! Kupo!
Moogle1: Where did you come from, kupo?
Moogle5: *shrugs* I don't know, kupo.
Moogle1: The circus WILL be in Traverse Town!
All Moogles: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~THE CIRCUS POSTER, kupo~
Us Moogles will be having a circus VERY soon, kupo.
We would like you to come to Traverse Town to see it, kupo.
There WILL be souvenirs and they will cost Munny, kupo.
PLEASE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Moogles, kupo.
~A few days, 3 to be exact, later~
Somewhere in Traverse Town the Moogles set up a BIG tent. It had enough room for 100 people. There was a popcorn and candy and drink and souvenir shop. There was a bathroom and bleachers and an arena. This circus was to be a success!
Moogle1: I like the blue tent, don't you, kupo?
Moogle2: It's a dream come true, kupo. *Lost look appears in eyes*
Moogle3: I can't wait to be a clown, kupo!
Moogle4: Look at all the people and Munny, kupo.
Moogle5: At this rate we'll be rich, kupo! *Greedy look in eyes*
Moogle6: I'm your announcer, the biggest and loudest Moogle to be found, kupo.
~THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW~
Moogle6: Welcome, kupos.
Audience: *Mumbles*
Rikku24: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Claps a lot while people strangely look at her*
Moogle6: First I will introduce the staff, kupo.
Moogle1 and 2: We're the Acrobats, kupo.
Moogle3: I'm the funny clown, kupo.
Moogle4: I'm the contortionist, kupo.
Moogle5: I'm a clown too, kupo.
Moogle6: That's our staff, kupo. By the way, I'm the announcer, kupo.
The Moogles looked proud of themselves.
Audience: *Whispers* Hey! You are you guys related to KIRBY?
All Moogles: *whispering silently* who's Kirby, kupo? What's a Kirby, kupo? I don't know, kupo.
All Moogles: WE ARE MOOGLES, KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T KNOW WHAT A KIRBY EVEN IS, KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY, KUPOS!!!!!!!!!! STOP LAUGHING, KUPO!!!
WE ARE NOT KIRBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: Sure you're not Kirby. That's just what you want us to think.
Rikku24: THEY'RE MOOGLES, RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAIN AND SIMPLE MOOGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF THE…KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Takes out laptop and starts typing*
Audience: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*All audience members deleted, except Rikku24, they are replaced by NEW audience members*
NEW audience: Look! It's MOOGLES!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moogle6: Finally, we can begin the show, kupo. PRESENTING THE ACROBATS!!!! KUPO!!!!
Moogle1 and 2: Hey that's us, kupo!
Audience: COOL! AWESOME! WOW! LOOK AT THOSE MOOGLES!
Someone: I love acrobats, especially Moogle acrobats.
`10 MINUTES LATER`
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Moogle6: PRESENTING…THE CLOWNS, KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Retard: Hey, IT'S THE KIRBY TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku24: *presses delete button on laptop*
Retard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku24: I'm glad that's over with.
Moogle6: As I was saying, GET READY FOR THE…CLOWNS, KUPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moogle3 and5: Yay, kupo!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU READY FOR PI, KUPO?
Audience: YES!!!!!!!!!!! *Thinking they meant PIE*
Moogle3 and5: Okay, kupos. *Take in deep breath* PI equals 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989…
Are you sure you want more PI, kupo? There are more than 3 million digits to go, kupo.
Audience and Rikku24: *Anime fall*
Moogle 3 and5: Okay, kupos, it's time for the REAL funny stuff, kupo.
Audience: LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH!!!! HA HA HA!!!! THAT'S SO FUNNY! LOOK AT THAT! LOL!
^30 MINUTES LATER^
Audience: *dead from laughing*
Rikku24: *typing on keyboard* Here we go! *Presses enter*
Audience: *wakes up after being revived*
Moogle6: AND NOW, KUPOS, THE CONTORTIONIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moogle4: KUPO! I'm the last Moogle but not the least, kupo!!!!!!!
Moogle4: *Bends into strange formations and contorts herself*
Rikku24: A little Language Lesson for you! Con and Tort are both Latin Root Words. Con means Together and Tort means Twist. So it's twist together or together twist. In the dictionary Contort means *rummages through dictionary* to twist, wrench, or bend severely out of shape. So a contortionist bends their body in unnatural ways, they are more then double-jointed. Now you know what a contortionist is and what contort means.
Audience: *Thinks about what Rikku24 said* OOOOOKKKKKAAAAAYYYYY! *Continue to think but still don't get it fully*
Moogle4: AHEM, KUPO!!!!!!! I'm contorting myself here, kupo! NOW LOOK, KUPO!!!!
Audience: COOL! WICKED! AWESOME! GROSS!
*****15 MINUTES LATER*****
Audience: *lots of claps and applause* YAY!!!!!!!! BRAVO!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST CIRCUS!!!!!!!!!!
All Moogles: *Bowing* THANK YOU, KUPO! DON'T FORGET TO GO TO THE GIFT SHOP, KUPO. THANK YOU, KUPO! THANKS A LOT, KUPO! WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW, KUPO! GOODBYE, KUPO.
Sora: Stupid Kirbies. Stupid Show.
All Moogles: WE ARE NOT KIBIES, KUPO! *Attack Sora*
All Audience Members: THEY ARE NOT KIRBIES!!!!! THAT WAS THE BEST SHOW SO DON'T RIDICULE IT!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!! *Attack Sora*
Rikku24: When will Sora ever learn? If he had been quiet he would not have gotten attacked. Luckily, Riku has his Key blade and Goofy and Donald are part of the audience that is attacking Sora. Well, I hope that you enjoyed the Moogle Circus. Please Review it, the Moogles worked VERY hard making this story and circus possible.
~A SPECIAL THANKS~
A special thanks goes to Towairaito Zoon for editing Chapters 1-3. Thank you SOOOOOOOOOO much.
Audience members and Moogles: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Lots of claps and applause* THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!