-The competence of evil 9-
By Yousorrymon
Prologue
Dan: Well the series of The competence of evil is almost over.
Elena: That's right and since Dan and I are the most loyal supporters of the TCOE series.
Dan: We obviously deserved a part in the story.
Elena: So for today's episode we will be narrating!
Dan: That's right our comments will be located in [these things]
Elena: Right. And now the story.
Shredder: That was a great battle.
Darth Vader: Not as good as I when I killed Skywalker.
Evil Overlord: You didn't kill him…
Darth Vader: …well you don't have to rub it in.
Chris the evil red-headed demon child: Yeah.
[Dan: Note that Chris has extremely short lines. That's because his name is so long]
Henry: Ha! I am Henry!
[Elena: As if we can't read]
Mr. Tinkles: So what?
Henry: Hey cat, shut up! Or else you will look like you are from braveheart!
Mr. Tinkles:…
Henry: I thought so.
[Dan: What is Henry thinking?]
Crazy Rob: I have captured the evil Sailor Moon! Ha ha! Ha!
[Dan: What?]
Sailor Moon: Death to all! Ha ha ha! Bring me pudding! So I can kill you!With pudding!
Mina: Yeah Evil pudding! Bring us Evil Pudding!
All:…?
[Elena and Dan:…?]
ZombieCharles: Grr dot dot dot grr dot dot dot!
[Elena and Dan:…?]
Codytheevilmouthcondomgiverawayer: Mouth Condoms! I gotch'er Mouth Condoms!
Mr. Tinkles: I have suddenly devised an extremely evil plan…
Evil Overlord: Finally we are getting some work done.
Mr. Tinkles: …to kill you all!
Evil Overlord: Aww…
Mr. Tinkles: Ha ha ha ha ha….
Toast: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[Dan: Where did that come from?]
To be continued…