Category: Humor
Part: 1
Disclaimer: Psychogyarados now owns the rights to Pokémon. Mwahahahahaha. Errr…no I don't. ;_; This story was what happened when I drank too much gasoline at once. X_X So don't be surprised if it doesn't have a plot. I give inspirational credit to Corrector9Yui, The Crimson Lugia, and Lccorp2 the were-umbreon, though they don't really know me. But I wanna kill Tracey in their insanity fics. But any ways on with the fic.
(Scene is in Pallet Town)
"So you see X=9+Geodude^2*100000000" Tracey said to Prof Oak.
Just then a 40-foot Gyarados bursts into the room with a crazed look in his face.
Psychogyarados: "I've finally found you Tracey!"
Tracey: "Wow a giant talking Gyarados. I gotta make a sketch of this."
Just then Psychogyarados drinks a gallon of gasoline and does a powered up flamethrower on Tracey's sketchbook. Psychogyarados: "Hey no sketching me ya gay freak!"
Then Psychogyarados types idchoppers on his keyboard and a chainsaw appears from out of nowhere (Doom if ya didn't know). Then he begins by hacking Tracey's arms and legs off.
Tracey: "Yaaaaah!"
Then on the bottom of the screen it reads critical hit enemy Tracey is disabled. Then Psychogyarados does ice beam on Tracey and the captions read It's super effective enemy Tracey is frozen. Then Psychogyarados does hyper beam and blows Tracey to bits.
Shao Kahn: "Psychogyarados wins! Fatality!" (Mortal Kombat 2 and later)
Then Psychogyarados uses heal bell to revive Tracey and blows him up again with a Mega Hyper Beam. Then he revives Tracey again.
Tracey: I don't deserve this cruel and unusual punishment!!!
Psychogyarados: Yes you do.
Just then Psychogyarados uses Psychotic Attack on Tracey. Then Tracey turns psychotic and eats Prof. Oak. He then eats a stray Voltorb. Voltorb uses explosion and Tracey explodes yet again.
Psychogyarados: ARG! I JUST CLEANED THE CARPET YESTERDAY!
Psychogyarados then destroys the Indigo Plateau in a rage. Just then Karen, Lance, Koga, and Will appear.
Psychogyarados: Hey where's Bruno?
Lance: He's still in the Indigo Plateau.
Will: Hah! Good riddance I say!
Karen: Ditto!
Koga: At least I won't get crushed by him like I was when we were stranded on that island in TCL's fic.
Psychogyarados then repairs the Plateau and the elites and Lance return.
Lance: Hey who's gonna replace Bruno?
Psychogyarados: Ooo pick me I wanna be an Elite.
Lance: Psycho, you're a Pokémon.
Psychogyarados: Awww…
Koga: Hey how about bringing Prima (Lorelei) back?
Lance: *shudders* I don't want to get into THAT again.
Will: How about Agatha?
Lance: Too old she'd probably keel over quickly.
So the Elites and Lance stand there wondering who could take Bruno's place when suddenly a pile of rubble starts moving.
Bruno: …urg I think I broke something
Just then Bruno pulls out a broken carrot from behind his back.
E4/Lance minus Bruno: Arg!
Will: Can't we ever get rid of this loony?
Koga: Guess not.
Karen: -_-;;;
Lance: Come out Dragonite and use your hyper beam on Bruno.
Then Dragonite comes out and smokes Bruno.
Bruno: …
Just then a meteor falls on Bruno.
Bruno: !!!!!!
Then a milk truck lands on Bruno.
Bruno: X_X
Then a tank falls and crushes Bruno
Bruno: .
And for the grand finally the S.S. Anne squashes Bruno.
Bruno: @_@
And then it started raining cookies and Morty collectables. And then were-umbreons took over the world making Tuesday 'Tracey Sketchit Beat Up Day'.
The End?
Well as you can very well see I lost all sanity a very long time ago so please don't take this offensively. And I saw Power Play yesterday for the fifth or maybe more and just admired that Umbreon. Cya…for now…Mwahahahahaha.