Category: Humor
Part: 2
Disclaimer: …nah still don't own Pokémon. But I got $100 saved up and still saving till I can buy the rights to pokemon. Anyways beware of drinking gasoline, otherwise you'll wind up with an insane mind like mine. I decided to start a series of insanity fics because I love them and to get over my writer's block. Tread cautiously cause ya never know what's going to pop up in a fic like this. It was created as I went along. You've been warned.
A/N: this is the re-edited version because I accidentally took a part from another author's fanfic without realizing it. Sorry TCL. You're my fave insanity author and I never meant to rip your idea off.
(Scene is in the Indigo Plateau)
Will: I'm bored.
Koga: Me too.
Bruno: (Looking up from his book: reading for Dummies) I still don't understand a word this book is saying
(this is from AIADI by TCL…)
Karen: (takes out a mallet and hits Bruno upside the head) That help you idiot?
Bruno: (In an annoyed tone) What did you call me?
Karen: Idiot.
Bruno: (Relieved) That god. I thought you called me a genius, which I would take as an insult.
Karen: -_-;;;
(there now I gave her credit. Sorry TCL. No hard feelins?)
Just then a 100000000000 Ton weight appears out of thin air and lands on Bruno.
Will: Being a psychic can be fun.
Bruno: …
Looks like Bruno's going to be out for a while so lets go to…hey wait where's Lance?
Will: Dunno and I don't care
Koga: Ditto
Karen: What those two loonies said
So we go in search of Lance-
Lance: I'm over here
PG: Dang it Lance now ya just ruined a good couple of words. (Mega Hyper Beams Lance)
Lance: X_X
PG: Now what to do…hey I know I'll go kill Tracey. Hehehe
(Scene switches to Pallet Town where Tracey and Prof. Oak are discussing an important matter)
Tracey: Were discussing an important matter.
PG: (towering over Tracey) I JUST SAID THAT YA FREAK!!!!
Tracey: Eeep sorry.
PG: Now where was I? Oh yes I was about to beat up Tracey seeing as it's Tuesday.
Tracey: I knew I should've stayed home that day I met up with Ash and Misty but no I had to be-
PG: Shaddup already. Now let the pummeling begin!
Psycho grabs a 999999999999 ton weight and drops it on Tracey.
Tracey: …
Then he grabs a station wagon and lets it go on Tracey
Tracey: .
Then he drops a freight train car on Tracey.
Tracey: @_@
Then he drops the Radio Tower on Tracey. And finally he drops the Olivine lighthouse. But wait the pummeling isn't over yet.
Tracey: Why me?
Then Psycho takes Tracey to the Lake of Rage.
PG: Food for you my fellow Gyarados
Gyarados1: Yay it's been a while since there's been any food here.
Gyarados2: Yeah and I'm starving.
Gyarados3: Me too.
Gyarados4: Ditto
Then PG throws Tracey in when the Gyarados pounce on poor Tracey…hey wait a sec did I just use poor and Tracey in the same sentence? I did? Err scuse me folks while I go back and change that.
Then PG throws Tracey in and they all pounce on him
G4: I call dibs on the arms and legs
G2: head and stomach's good for me
G1: I get the torso
G3: (sarcastically) Great I get leftovers.
Say what are the Elites and Lance doing now?
(Back at the Indigo Plateau)
Lance: Got any 4s?
Will: Go fish.
Lance: ARG! (draws another card which makes that 30 he's got in his hand.
Will: Got any 4s Karen?
Karen: Cheater you read everyone's mind. (Uses the mallet that she used on Bruno earlier. She misses and hits Koga.)
Koga: X_X
Bruno: (comes in rubbing his head and sucking his thumb) Urg…Bruno wan someone to read him a bed time story.
PG: Karen?
Karen: On it (mutters) lousy fanfic authors.
PG: I heard that
Karen then KO's Bruno with her mallet
Bruno: X_X (looks like he's off to slumberland)
And so ends another boring day…
I know not too interesting. But ya gotta wait till I get connections with other authors. Then things will get interesting. Hey this fic took me an hour to type up. Lousy fins. I can't type anything without hands. Oh well, guess those are the breaks. Cya.