This is ode to "Sam the Brave" and oh so loyal. Isn't he just so sweet?

This is a parody of a song by Leonard Cohen....whom not a lot of you shall have ever heard of,for this I am sorry,but it's a laugh,some of his other songs may be transformed for the good races of the Fellowship,whether or not that shall happen is another story.

Disclaimer: As I said,the original song, "I'm Your Man" , was written and sung by Leonard Cohen,and you all know who the book was by...and no,it wasn't me-no suing please,that would put a damper on my day...

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"I'm Your Sam "

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If you want an elf,

I'll put on pointy ears for you,

And if you want a ring wraith,Valar knows,

I'd wear a cloak for you.

If you want Gollum that's just wrong,

He shouldn't be mentioned in this song...

Here I stand.

I'm your Sam.



If you want a bodyguard,

I will take an orc for you.

And if you want a gardener,

I will plant a tree for you.

If you want a confidante,

Tell me why.

Or if you want to mistake me for a pie,

Here I stand...

I'm your Sam.



Now the hills too tall,

It's, too far to fall,

The cave troll won't go to sleep.

I've been running through the promises I made,

But couldn't keep,

You seem so sweet,

Even if I'm begging on my knees.

I'll save you when you're drowning,

And I'll drag you to your feet.

Quick,let's get to Mordor,

then you'll really feel the heat.

And I'll claw at bad Sauron,

And I'll tear at Sauroman,

Yes I'll kill 'em with ease,with ease.

I'm your Sam.





I know we've got to sleep a while out on the road,

I'll shoot innocent deer for you.

If you want to work the street alone,

that's just tough for you.

If you want a father for your child,

I'm not a hobbit who is wild.

Here I stand...

I'm your Sam..



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I improved it! See? No Slashiness! (Not that I don't like slash- but this is for everyone!)

Sorry to make you read this ^^;

Plz review, flames dually noted with thanx and excepted.