Category: Humor
Part: 3
Disclaimer: got $200 saved up towards the 'Buy Pokémon's Rights Fund'. But that might change because TCL might sue me for a rip off from AIADI which I didn't mean. TCL if ya reading this the apology's in the bios and I never meant for a rip off. I just wrote straight without stopping once to check the contents of my work. Hehehe *sweatdrop* so any ways this time I'll be sure to check it for any rip offs or at least give credits to the person. Now on with the Tracey and Bruno bashing.
(Scene…um lemme think…errrr…oh yeah The Indigo Plateau…no wait…oh yeah now I remember up in a plane in the sky. Sorry gasoline sometimes gets to ya.)
Diving Instructor: Now when you're 5seconds past the clouds you pull this cord *points to the parachute engage cord* and if the first parachute fails pull this cord *points to the back up parachute engage cord*
E4/Lance: Got it.
Diving Instructor: *looks out the open door* all right we're now over the target and you can jump out now
E4/Lance jump out one at a time.
Lance: Weeeeeeee
Will: Woaah
Koga: Squeak (From TCLs AIADI *smirks* I gave ya credit)
Bruno: I'm scared I don't wanna go.
Karen: GO! *pushes Bruno out*
Bruno: YAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Karen: *jumps out* wahooooooo
So now we zoom to the E4/Lance who have already passed the clouds.
E4/Lance: *pull on the main parachute cord which all fail* ???
E4/Lance: *pull on the backup parachute cord which all also fail* !!!!!
Lance: Aaaaaaa!!!! We're all gonna die
Will: Knew we shouldn't have listened to you!
Koga: Squeak…
Bruno: I want my mommy!
Karen: We're not dead yet. Go Murkrow. *rides her Murkrow*
Lance: Good idea. Go Dragonite. *rides his Dragonite*
Koga: Go Crobat. *rides his Crobat*
Will: (we get the idea) Go Xatu. *rides his Xatu*
Bruno: Go- hey wait I don't have a flying pokemon. Aaaaaaaaa!
E4/Lance minus Bruno: Buh buy.
Bruno: *Falls and falls and falls and falls and-
Audience: WE GET IT ALREADY!!!!
Bruno: *Splat* ..urg why am I hated so?
A computer falls on Bruno
Bruno: X_X
PG: Oops now I broke it. Ah well it's not like I can't fix it. I mean that's why I'm going to tech school.
Just then the other elites and Lance land.
Will: Dang it we never seem to get rid of that dimwit.
Koga: Squeak…
PG: STOP IT KOGA OR YOU GO TO THE LAKE OF RAGE!!!!
Koga: Meep! No please!
Karen: why don't you toss Bruno in?
PG: To make the rest of you suffer.
Lance: O_O
Lance: Please? *bows down*
PG: well…just this once *Mega Hyper Beams Bruno all the way to the Lake of Rage. Where, you say, are we? Back at the Indigo Plateau.
(Over to the Lake of Rage)
Tracey: Yeah! I'm almost out!
Bruno: *falls from the sky and smacks into Tracey who is knocked back into the lake*
Tracey and Bruno: Yaaaaah!
PG: We'll let the Gyarados enjoy their meal…so I'll end this chapter now
Now to TCL the credits for the squeaks from Koga and the meep go to you and here take this bag of Oreos so until we meet again.