That's right it's another song. This time it's not by Leonard Cohen, but by
the best duet eva!
This song is dedicated to the two greatest elves in the book!
That's right- Legolas and Haldir! (Don't worry though, no slash.)
Disclaimer: I regret to inform you that I,like so many others, do not own Lord of the Rings including both characters I'm using,namely Legolas and Haldir,we know who has the honor of that. The song which I am borrowing is by Tenacious D and is entitled " Wonder Boy ".
Enjoy.
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Wonder Elf
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One his way to Mor-E-Dor,
Castle of brimstone,
There goes Wonder Elf,
Though he's not alone.
Many races with him
On his way to Mor-E-Dor.
Yeah...Yeah.
Legolas,
What is the secret of your power?
Legolas,
Won't you take me far away from the Mor-E-Dor now?
Now it's time for me to tell you of great Haldir,
Trusted friend and guardian of Lorien,
With powers comparable to Wonder Elf's!
"What power?" you ask?
Well not the power of flight,
That's just foolish,
Yes, thats levitation Pip.
How about the power to kill an ocr..
From two hundred miles away...
With mind arrows!!
That's telekinesis Sam.....
How about the power....
To soothe you..
Mystery of Wonder Elf and Great Haldir,
Rigga Dug Dug Rigga Dug Dug,
A secret to be told,
A gold chest to behold,
And blasting forth in movie trilogy.
Yeah!
Legolas,
What is the secret of your power?
Legolas,
Won't you take me far away from the Mor-E-Dor now?
Well Wonder Elf and Great Haldir should join forces,
They'd form a band the like of which have never been seen,
And they'd call themselves Tenacious E.
That's right Haldee and L.G,
They'd be Tenacious E.
Can't fly with me,
Fly!
Legolas,
What is the secret of your power?
Legolas,
Won't you take me far away from the Mor-E-Dor now?
Ai! Ai! Take my hand,Great Haldir,
Oh crap.
Bring out your broad sword,
There's Lord Sauron.
Slice his hand,
And grab the ring.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There! The cravas!
Fill it!...
With your mighty truths..
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Are you blind yet? ^.^"
R'n'R please!
This song is dedicated to the two greatest elves in the book!
That's right- Legolas and Haldir! (Don't worry though, no slash.)
Disclaimer: I regret to inform you that I,like so many others, do not own Lord of the Rings including both characters I'm using,namely Legolas and Haldir,we know who has the honor of that. The song which I am borrowing is by Tenacious D and is entitled " Wonder Boy ".
Enjoy.
*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*
Wonder Elf
*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*
One his way to Mor-E-Dor,
Castle of brimstone,
There goes Wonder Elf,
Though he's not alone.
Many races with him
On his way to Mor-E-Dor.
Yeah...Yeah.
Legolas,
What is the secret of your power?
Legolas,
Won't you take me far away from the Mor-E-Dor now?
Now it's time for me to tell you of great Haldir,
Trusted friend and guardian of Lorien,
With powers comparable to Wonder Elf's!
"What power?" you ask?
Well not the power of flight,
That's just foolish,
Yes, thats levitation Pip.
How about the power to kill an ocr..
From two hundred miles away...
With mind arrows!!
That's telekinesis Sam.....
How about the power....
To soothe you..
Mystery of Wonder Elf and Great Haldir,
Rigga Dug Dug Rigga Dug Dug,
A secret to be told,
A gold chest to behold,
And blasting forth in movie trilogy.
Yeah!
Legolas,
What is the secret of your power?
Legolas,
Won't you take me far away from the Mor-E-Dor now?
Well Wonder Elf and Great Haldir should join forces,
They'd form a band the like of which have never been seen,
And they'd call themselves Tenacious E.
That's right Haldee and L.G,
They'd be Tenacious E.
Can't fly with me,
Fly!
Legolas,
What is the secret of your power?
Legolas,
Won't you take me far away from the Mor-E-Dor now?
Ai! Ai! Take my hand,Great Haldir,
Oh crap.
Bring out your broad sword,
There's Lord Sauron.
Slice his hand,
And grab the ring.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There! The cravas!
Fill it!...
With your mighty truths..
*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*
Are you blind yet? ^.^"
R'n'R please!